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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | (green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)<br> | + | (A green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)<br> |
| − | Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?<br> | + | '''Kelp-Thing''': Huh? Eh?<br> |
| − | Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.<br> | + | '''Narrator''': It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing, | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing, |
this is a posted, no-parking zone.<br> | this is a posted, no-parking zone.<br> | ||
| − | Kelp-Thing: But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)<br> | + | '''Kelp-Thing''': But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man |
and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)<br> | and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)<br> | ||
| − | Club Leader: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite! (puts handstogether in air)<br> | + | '''Club Leader''': Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite! (puts handstogether in air)<br> |
| − | All: Unite!<br> | + | '''All''': Unite!<br> |
| − | Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and | + | '''Club Leader''': And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and |
Barnacle Boy movie!<br> | Barnacle Boy movie!<br> | ||
| − | All: Ooh!<br> | + | '''All''': Ooh!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)<br> |
| − | Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here | + | '''Club Leader''': Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here |
tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are | tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are | ||
there)<br> | there)<br> | ||
| − | Fake Mermaid Man: Hello, little heroes.<br> | + | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Hello, little heroes.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Huh?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Huh?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.<br> |
| − | Fake Mermaid Man: Well, of course, we are--we're actors.<br> | + | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Well, of course, we are--we're actors.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Actors? How can they make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Actors? How can they make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?<br> |
| − | Fake Mermaid Man: Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too OLD for action.<br> | + | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too OLD for action.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Mermaid Man is timeless!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Mermaid Man is timeless!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yeah!<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Yeah!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two | + | '''SpongeBob''': I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phony-baloney ruining the good name |
of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. | of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. | ||
I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we | I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we | ||
tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)<br> | tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)<br> | ||
| − | Announcer: B-47.<br> | + | '''Announcer''': B-47.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Bonko!<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Bonko!<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo". (puts hand on Mermaid Man)<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': It's "bingo". (puts hand on Mermaid Man)<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Get your hands off me, woman! (slaps Barnacle Boy's hand away)<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Get your hands off me, woman! (slaps Barnacle Boy's hand away)<br> |
| − | Announcer: A-29.<br> | + | '''Announcer''': A-29.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (walks in angrily) Too old for an action movie...huh.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (walks in angrily) Too old for an action movie...huh.<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: What is this time, kid?<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': What is this time, kid?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: They can't be making a movie about us!<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': They can't be making a movie about us!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)<br> |
| − | Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': And they weren't nice to them either.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Well, that makes it even worse.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, that makes it even worse.<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: (Puts hands on Mermaid Man's back) You bet it does, kid.<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': (Puts hands on Mermaid Man's back) You bet it does, kid.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: (still wailing) And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': (still wailing) And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Why don't we just make our own movie?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: (stops crying) You will?<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': (stops crying) You will?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their (close-up of SpongeBob's mouth) actors.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their (close-up of SpongeBob's mouth) actors.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie? |
| − | Patrick: Popcorn?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Popcorn?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, to start making a movie.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, to start making a movie.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, oh, oh...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Let's start with...the title.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Let's start with...the title.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Great, Pat, what happens?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Great, Pat, what happens?<br> |
| − | Patrick: Well, there's a city...<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Well, there's a city...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: City...<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': City...<br> |
| − | Patrick: And it's underground...<br> | + | '''Patrick''': And it's underground...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Underground...<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Underground...<br> |
| − | Patrick: And they have an adventure...<br> | + | '''Patrick''': And they have an adventure...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob:Adventure...<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''':Adventure...<br> |
| − | Patrick: The end.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': The end.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.<br> |
| − | Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!<br> | + | '''Patrick''': I have an idea. Let's make it longer!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: (walks to table) What are ye lads doing?<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (walks to table) What are ye lads doing?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: We're making a movie.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': We're making a movie.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. |
| − | SpongeBob: (looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: So, what do ye say, lad?<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': So, what do ye say, lad?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty.<br> |
| − | Pearl: (cries)<br> | + | '''Pearl''': (cries)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: You can be in it, too, Pearl.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': You can be in it, too, Pearl.<br> |
| − | Pearl: (stops crying) I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)<br> | + | '''Pearl''': (stops crying) I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)<br> |
| − | Sandy: Howdy.<br> | + | '''Sandy''': Howdy.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair.<br> |
| − | Mr. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (holds up a Krabby Patty)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick will run the camera.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick will run the camera.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera and gets tangled up in roll)<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Hey... (knocks over the camera and gets tangled up in roll)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.<br> |
| − | Squidward: (walks away) Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?<br> | + | '''Squidward''': (walks away) Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Not makeup department, you're the makeup artist.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Not makeup department, you're the makeup artist.<br> |
| − | Squidward: Artist? (looks back)<br> | + | '''Squidward''': Artist? (looks back)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Makeup artist.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Makeup artist.<br> |
| − | Squidward: Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to | + | '''Squidward''': Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to |
work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces together) Voila!<br> | work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces together) Voila!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?<br> |
| − | Squidward: As they'll ever be.<br> | + | '''Squidward''': As they'll ever be.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (gasps) They're | + | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) They're beautiful. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are tied up and look like sausage links) They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurrping) Ok...action! (explosion) |
| − | Sandy: I love my new job.<br> | + | '''Sandy''': I love my new job.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Good job, Sandy.<br> |
| − | Plankton: Psst... (has a mini ManRay head on) I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight and turns it on)<br> | + | '''Plankton''': Psst... (has a mini ManRay head on) I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight and turns it on)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: What are you doing?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': What are you doing?<br> |
| − | Plankton: SpongeBob, this role was made for me.<br> | + | '''Plankton''': SpongeBob, this role was made for me.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh, here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh, here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.<br> |
| − | Plankton: I thought Sandy was the boom operator.<br> | + | '''Plankton''': I thought Sandy was the boom operator.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> | + | '''Sandy''': Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> |
| − | Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents. | + | '''Plankton''': All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents. |
| − | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, start the movie!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ok, Patrick, start the movie!<br> |
| − | Assistant: Take 1.<br> | + | '''Assistant''': Take 1.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> |
Assistant: Take 2.<br> | Assistant: Take 2.<br> | ||
| − | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen naggie daddies.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those stolen naggie daddies.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> |
| − | Assistant: Take 5,003.<br> | + | '''Assistant''': Take 5,003.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(mumbles because Plankton accidentaly shoves the microphone in his mouth)<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(mumbles because Plankton accidentaly shoves the microphone in his mouth)<br> |
| − | Plankton: Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)<br> | + | '''Plankton''': Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: I knew this was a bad idea.<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': I knew this was a bad idea.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.<br> |
| − | Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing. | + | '''Plankton''': This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing. |
| − | Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> | + | '''Sandy''': Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> |
| − | Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!<br> | + | '''Pearl''': Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.<br> |
| − | Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)<br> | + | '''Pearl''': Yeah! (runs off)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, action!<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, which is really Pearl on her back with wheels)<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, which is really Pearl on her back with wheels)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the | + | '''SpongeBob''': Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the |
air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)<br> | air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Good morning, Spongebob.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Yeah, I got the footage.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, what is that?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what is that?<br> |
| − | Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, it's a camera.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, this. (takes off lens cap)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, this. (takes off lens cap)<br> |
| − | Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, that's a lens cap.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Did you just put that on?!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Did you just put that on?!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob:(Goes insane, lifts up piece of ground, eats worms on bottom side, then cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''':(Goes insane, lifts up piece of ground, eats worms on bottom side, then cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night).<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night).<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and | + | '''SpongeBob''': And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan |
Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.<br> | Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.<br> | ||
| − | Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)<br> | + | '''Club Leader''': Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Now, this is what I call a happy ending.<br> |
| − | Barnacle Boy: (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)<br> | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie) of What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie) of What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that-forbidden.<br> | + | '''Mermaid Man''': (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that-forbidden.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real crabs are fighting) | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real crabs are fighting) |
Mermaid-Barnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)<br> | Mermaid-Barnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)<br> | ||
| − | Sponge Bob & Patrick: (cheering) Yay!<br> | + | '''Sponge Bob & Patrick''': (cheering) Yay!<br> |
| − | Mermaid Man: Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action | + | '''Mermaid Man''': Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action |
left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)<br> | left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)<br> | ||
| − | Barnacle Boy: Well, at least some of them. (all 4 laugh) | + | '''Barnacle Boy''': Well, at least some of them. (all 4 laugh) |
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Episode Article: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
Characters
Dialogue
(A green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)
Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?
Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.
Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing,
this is a posted, no-parking zone.
Kelp-Thing: But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)
Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)
Club Leader: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite! (puts handstogether in air)
All: Unite!
Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and
Barnacle Boy movie!
All: Ooh!
SpongeBob: Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)
Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here
tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are
there)
Fake Mermaid Man: Hello, little heroes.
Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob: You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.
Fake Mermaid Man: Well, of course, we are--we're actors.
SpongeBob: Actors? How can they make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
Fake Mermaid Man: Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too OLD for action.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man is timeless!
Patrick: Yeah!
SpongeBob: I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phony-baloney ruining the good name
of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax.
I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we
tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)
Announcer: B-47.
Mermaid Man: Bonko!
Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo". (puts hand on Mermaid Man)
Mermaid Man: Get your hands off me, woman! (slaps Barnacle Boy's hand away)
Announcer: A-29.
SpongeBob: (walks in angrily) Too old for an action movie...huh.
Barnacle Boy: What is this time, kid?
SpongeBob: Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?
Barnacle Boy: They can't be making a movie about us!
SpongeBob: But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)
Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.
Mermaid Man: (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.
SpongeBob: Well, that makes it even worse.
Barnacle Boy: (Puts hands on Mermaid Man's back) You bet it does, kid.
Mermaid Man: (still wailing) And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.
Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?
SpongeBob: Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals.
Mermaid Man: (stops crying) You will?
SpongeBob: Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their (close-up of SpongeBob's mouth) actors.
Mermaid Man: (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie?
Patrick: Popcorn?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, to start making a movie.
Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...
SpongeBob: Let's start with...the title.
Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".
SpongeBob: Great, Pat, what happens?
Patrick: Well, there's a city...
SpongeBob: City...
Patrick: And it's underground...
SpongeBob: Underground...
Patrick: And they have an adventure...
SpongeBob:Adventure...
Patrick: The end.
SpongeBob: End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.
Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!
SpongeBob: Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.
Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)
Mr. Krabs: (walks to table) What are ye lads doing?
SpongeBob: We're making a movie.
Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here.
SpongeBob: (looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles)
Mr. Krabs: So, what do ye say, lad?
SpongeBob: Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.
Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty.
Pearl: (cries)
SpongeBob: You can be in it, too, Pearl.
Pearl: (stops crying) I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)
SpongeBob: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)
Sandy: Howdy.
SpongeBob: Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair.
Mr. Krabs: (holds up a Krabby Patty)
SpongeBob: Patrick will run the camera.
Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera and gets tangled up in roll)
SpongeBob: This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.
Squidward: (walks away) Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?
SpongeBob: Not makeup department, you're the makeup artist.
Squidward: Artist? (looks back)
SpongeBob: Makeup artist.
Squidward: Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to
work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces together) Voila!
SpongeBob: Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?
Squidward: As they'll ever be.
SpongeBob: (gasps) They're beautiful. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are tied up and look like sausage links) They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurrping) Ok...action! (explosion)
Sandy: I love my new job.
SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy.
Plankton: Psst... (has a mini ManRay head on) I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight and turns it on)
SpongeBob: What are you doing?
Plankton: SpongeBob, this role was made for me.
SpongeBob: That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh, here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.
Plankton: I thought Sandy was the boom operator.
Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)
Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents.
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, start the movie!
Assistant: Take 1.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."
Assistant: Take 2.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen naggie daddies.
SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."
Assistant: Take 5,003.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(mumbles because Plankton accidentaly shoves the microphone in his mouth)
Plankton: Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)
Barnacle Boy: I knew this was a bad idea.
SpongeBob: Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.
Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing.
Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)
Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!
Mr. Krabs: You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.
Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)
SpongeBob: Okay, action!
Mermaid Man: To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, which is really Pearl on her back with wheels)
SpongeBob: Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)
Mermaid Man: Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)
SpongeBob: Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the
air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)
Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.
SpongeBob: Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.
Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what is that?
Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, this. (takes off lens cap)
Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.
SpongeBob: Did you just put that on?!
Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming.
SpongeBob:(Goes insane, lifts up piece of ground, eats worms on bottom side, then cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.
Mermaid Man: Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.
Mermaid Man: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night).
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?
Mr. Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.
SpongeBob: And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan
Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.
Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)
Mr. Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.
Barnacle Boy: (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)
SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie) of What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!
Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that-forbidden.
SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!
Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real crabs are fighting)
Mermaid-Barnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)
Sponge Bob & Patrick: (cheering) Yay!
Mermaid Man: Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action
left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)
Barnacle Boy: Well, at least some of them. (all 4 laugh)
