Episode Transcript: Home Sweet Pineapple

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Characters

Dialogue

SpongeBob: (bursts out of the letter box) "LOTSA SPAGETTHI!"

Postman: (Screams)

Patrick: Hey the mails here what did you get?

Spongebob: Gary, Gary, Mama luigi! gary, huh, it's from the king! dear spongebob, the koopalings and I will bomb your house, in the morining

The King: (Voice only) in the morning.

Morshu: Bombs bombs bombs bomgs

SpongeBob: Huh? Wait a minute! Oh no! (squeezes through the doors as he tries to get to the phone. Gary gets stuck in a door.) Shell phone! I’ll call Mama Luigi. He’ll know what to do!

Squidward: (answers phone) Hello?

SpongeBob: Squidward!

SpongeBob: (as he talks to Squidward, his voice gets higher and higher until the phone completely disappears) Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning... (and the house explodes)

Robotnik: (Slamming the phone down): For grounders sake, that better have been a wrong number!

SpongeBob: Ohh...nematodes. (sees a seed on the ground) The only thing left of my house is this Octorok!

SpongeBob: I’ve got bad news, guys! L

Squidward: (excited) **** you!

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, your gay!

Patrick: Squid's taking it real hard. So what are you gonna do now?

SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with to, the Mushroom Kingdom!

Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don’t. (shown picture of SpongeBob’s parents frowning) We can build you a new Losta spaggethi!

SpongeBob: We can't build a house! (Main chorus from the song, hardware)

Patrick: Well, sure, it's easy! I built my house all by myself! (patricks house explodes)

When we see them building we hear swearing then, "the bagel" "the bagel".

Patrick: We’re done!

Mario: No!

SpongeBob: Yeah! So what do you think?

Patrick: I wish I lived there.

SpongeBob: Really?

Patrick:" Yes!

SpongeBob: One bedroom. (nose flips through the door and pineapple breaks into pieces)

Patrick: Tartar sauce.

SpongeBob: Well, looks like we’ve got to move back with mom and pop.

Patrick: Well, you can’t move back in with your parents! When my parents kicked me out of the house, I never went back. Wait! You and Gary can come stay with me!

SpongeBob: Good night, Boswer!

SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. Muahahaahah, Muaahahahahahaha

Then suddenly patrick hits squidward with the rock several times saying "lotsa spaggetthi, lotsa spagetthi!

SpongeBob: (tapping Squidward's nose as he whispers) Squidward? Squidward?

Squidward: H-h-huh?

SpongeBob: Squidward?

Squidward: Huh? Wha-what?

SpongeBob: **** you!

Squidward: Yeah, yeah, wha-wha-whatever.

SpongeBob: Thanks.

SpongeBob: Here come my parents. (Patrick beings to cry and the car horn sounds)

Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob! Hi, honey, we’re here!

Mr. SquarePants: Come on, SpongeBob, hurry hurry son, your mother has dinner waiting.

SpongeBob: Hi, mom.

Squidward: Hello, Mrs. SquarePants! Let me help you with these bags.

SpongeBob: Just give me a minute. (walks back to where his house used to be) I cannot hold onto you any longer, little pebble. (buries it into the ground) You hold too many memories. (a tear falls from his nose and into the ground where the seed absorbs it and then glows. Then shakes Squidward's hand) Well, Squidward, this is good-bye. (walks away)

Squidward: Good-bye, SpongeBob, good-bye.(dances) Good-bye, SpongeBob. Bye-bye-bye. Good-bye, SpongeBob. Ha-ha. Good-bye, good-bye.

SpongeBob: (Patrick is crying) Good-bye, Patrick. Good-bye, Bikini Bottom. (Patrick hangs onto the back of the boat still crying)

Squidward: (still dancing) SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving. (the seed grows some roots) SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving... (seed grows a vine and comes out of the ground and drops a pineapple where SpongeBob’s old house used to be on top of Squidward. The vine then goes back into the ground)

SpongeBob: My house is back! (SpongeBob, his parents, & Patrick all excitedly go back into the pineapple) Aww, Squid, isn’t this great? I’m back forever!

Squidward: No!

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