Transcript: "And Krabs Saves the Day"

Short Article: "And Krabs Saves the Day"

Characters

• Mr. Krabs/Super Tightwad
• Patrick
• Mermaid Man (young)
• Barnacle Boy (young)
• Man Ray
• Krusty Krab customer

Dialogue

(Man Ray is flying with the starfish used as Mermaid Man’s mask. He laughs evilly while MM and Barnacle Boy run after him)

Mermaid Man: You better give that back, Man Ray.

Man Ray: (evilly laughs) Or what? (bumps into Mermaid Man and falls to the ground)

Mermaid Man: Or I’ll take it back! (whistles. The starfish jumps a few times and attaches itself to MM’s face) Now prepare for a heaping of quick-drying tartar sauce. (pulls out a tartar sauce can)

Man Ray: (gasps) Oh no! (MM tries to dump the sauce, but the can is empty)

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: Huh?

Mermaid Man: Empty?

Barnacle Boy: But how? (Patrick is shown to have eaten the sauce)

Patrick: (belches) What? (MM and BB are now tied up)

Man Ray: Well, well, well, you’re not so tough without your tartar sauce-- (Mr. Krabs flies in, holding another can of tartar sauce. He dumps the sauce on Man Ray, who sighs)

Mermaid Man: Who was that?

Barnacle Boy: I don’t know. (camera pans to reveal Mr. Krabs. He’s wearing a green cape, a white shirt that has a yellow circle with a red "K" on it, and lavender-ish briefs)

Mr. Krabs: (uses his claw to cut the rope tying MM and BB together) They call me Super Tightwad! (pulls out a bill) Here’s me bill for services raised. (MM takes the bill. It says that the tartar sauce cost $450, "Super Hero Labor" cost $78 and the "Tortar Sauce Recycling Fee" is $2.77, totaling $81,207)

Mermaid Man: What?! We don’t have that kind of money!

Mr. Krabs: No money, huh? (cut to MM and BB working at the Krusty Krab)

Mermaid Man: Two Krabby Patties coming right up, sir.

Mr. Krabs: (walks in, now wearing his normal clothes) Doing great, boys. Just 6 more years of work to pay off your debt. (laughs and walks off)

Mermaid Man: Man Ray certainly doesn’t seem very evil.

Barnacle Boy: No.

Other Transcripts

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