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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
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===Chapter 9: Theft of the Crown===
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'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''
  
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
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(later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)
 
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(Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)
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'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
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(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)
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'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
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'''Neptune:''' Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one ****ing piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?! (Eyes widen)
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'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.   
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'''The Phone:''' (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.
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'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune. (laughs. Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)
 
                    
 
                    
'''Clay:''' Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City,
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'''Squire:''' Oh, right. (clears throat) The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously)
and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
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'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
  
'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!
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'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...
  
                 
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'''Neptune:''' But what?!
'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
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'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
'''King Neptune:''' Prepare to burn, Krabs.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
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'''King Neptune:'''Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving
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'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!
crustacean into fishmeal,who here has anything to say
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about Eugene Krabs?
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'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs.
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.
         
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy,
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you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.
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'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)
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'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!           
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.
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'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?
 
                
 
                
'''SpongeBob:''' I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. There, I think I made my point.
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'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.
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'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
 
                  
 
                  
''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)
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'''Squire:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!
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'''Neptune:''' Squire. Clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?
       
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''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...
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'''Mindy:''' Your crown?
  
'''SpongeBob:'''Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
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'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?
  
'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
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'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Does it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
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'''Neptune:''' It's not bald! It's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. (puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly) No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
  
'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown
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'''Mindy:''' (alarmed) I'm gonna be bald?!
is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me...my hair is thinning a bit.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not
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'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist! Like your father. (reaches for what he thinks is his crown and puts it on. It is not a crown, but instead the pillow it was on) 
that notice...bald...bald...
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(Everybody keeps on saying: bald...bald...bald)
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'''Mindy:''' Uhhh... Dad, your "crown"...
                 
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'''Fred:''' My eyes!
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'''King Neptune:'''All right, all right.
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'''Neptune:''' What the...? (discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen the royal crown!
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
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'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City
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'''Plankton:''' (we see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)
has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
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'''SpongeBob:'''But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
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===Chapter 10: SpongeBob's Nut Bar Encounter===
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'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. (the children cheer)
  
'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.
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'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' No! I won't let you.
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'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.
 
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'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day
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without executing someone?
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'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you
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to stay in the carriage.
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'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
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'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...
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'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?
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(Everybody keeps on saying: bald...bald...bald)
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Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
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'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!
  
''Fred:''' My eyes!
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(we then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar)
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'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. (stares at nothing) Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
  
'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab
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(Patrick walks up to him) 
all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
  
'''Patrick:'''He can do it in nine!
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
  
'''King Neptune:''' Eight!
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'''Patrick:''' What? Why?
  
'''Patrick:''' Seven!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a... kid.
  
'''King Neptune:''' Six!...(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs stopped Patrick from talking) Six it is, then.
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'''Patrick:''' (slaps his forehead) What, that's insane!
  
'''Patrick:''' Fi---ve...(quietly)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shhh...         
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'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! (waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)
     
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'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you.
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'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
       
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'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
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'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.
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'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (waiter throws a Goofy Goober hand puppet at him and it hits him in the face) Thanks.
  
'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road
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'''SpongeBob:''' (sighs) I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.  
to Shell City is really dangerous.
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'''Mindy:''' There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.
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'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?
  
'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (starts to walk away)
  
'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.
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'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and wind was released)
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===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===
 
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'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a [[Triple Gooberberry Sunrise]]) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)
'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
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'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.
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'''Patrick:''' Yum!
  
'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
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'''SpongeBob:''' A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.  
  
'''Neptune:''' Mindy!
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'''Patrick:''' (pats SpongeBob on the back) Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.
  
'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.
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'''Waiter:''' (handing SpongeBob one) There you go.  
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?
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'''SpongeBob:''' (admiring it) Ooh! (he and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them belching after they are done) Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.  
  
'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah.  
  
'''Patrick:''' What's my name?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (the waiter gives them two more)
  
'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)  
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'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)  
  
'''Neptune:''' Mindy! I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Waiter. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
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'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?
  
'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)
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'''SpongeBob:''' (up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...  
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...
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'''Patrick:''' Hi.
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'''Both:''' "Waiter!"
  
'''SpongeBob:''' ....are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown.
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(all three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)
  
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===Chapter 12: SpongeBob is Awakened from the Ice Cream Blast=== 
Inside SpongeBob's House
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'''Waiter:''' (to SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (after recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)
  
'''Patrick:''' What is it?
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'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.  
   
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'''SpongeBob:'''The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer
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with dual overhead grease traps.
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'''Patrick:''' Wow!
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'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (realizes something) Wait, you said 8 o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be... (disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!
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===Chapter 13: Neptune's Arrival===
 
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(bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab 2. Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)
'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have
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a driver's license.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (looks through the telescope)
   
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'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license
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to drive a sandwich.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!
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'''Squidward:''' Yawn.
  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money!
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
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'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around,
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(outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)
but I've got Krabby Patties to make...over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs tear fell)
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'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (gets out of the coach) This won't take long.
  
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'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.
                 
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
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'''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.
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'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. (turns around to leave, but bumps into the sign pole outside the Krusty Krab) Ow! Squire! (the Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)
 
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'''Fish:''' What'll it be, fellas,
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mustard or ketchup?
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'''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
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'''Fish:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
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'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Kids? For your information,
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'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.
we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
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'''Both:''' Shell City? Ain't that the place that's guarded
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===Chapter 14: Accused===
by a killer Cyclops?
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(inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)
     
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'''SpongeBob'''That's right.
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'''Fish:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (car stops with a car stealer in front)
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'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
 
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'''Car Stealer:''' Out of the car, fellas.
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'''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. (trumpet plays. Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face)
 
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'''Fish:''' Twelve.
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'''SpongeBob:''' In your face. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! Who's the kid now?
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'''Neptune:''' (to the customers) Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
   
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'''Fish:''' They're dead.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
At the Chumb Bucket:
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out.
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'''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
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'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes; screams) '''Nay!''' I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
 
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
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'''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"?! (eyes widen)
  
'''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know,
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'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!
how did you get the Krabby Patty?
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'''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.  
Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out. (he sobs) "By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch.
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.
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'''Answering Machine:''' ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''
 
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'''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!
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'''Man:''' My helmet!
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'''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed
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'''Clay:''' (Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown.'' (Neptune gets furious so Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) ''I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown.'' (Neptune gets even more furious as Krabs unsuccessfully attempts to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) ''Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''
to be my wife.
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'''Karen:''' I never agreed.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eh, heh... I was... um... yeah... oh... eh... d-don't you just hate wrong numbers...?
     
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
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'''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (displays SpongeBob and Patrick are on the road) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
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'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams. Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)
 
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone
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to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
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'''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.
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'''Fish:''' Hey, mister. Does that hat take ten gallons? (both laugh)
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'''Patrick:''' Going on.
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'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.  
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
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'''King Neptune:''' (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sobbing) Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
  
'''Patrick:''' Yup.
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'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
   
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.
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===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' (he is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (belches) Krabs.
'''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... (burps again) ...many years and always thought he was a great boss!
  
'''Patrick:''' By car.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! (Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob) I deserve that manager's job! (grabs Mr. Krabs) But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a... kid. Well, I am 100%... man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. (takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.
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'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires at Mr. Krabs)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Huh?
  
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (he is on fire) Ooh! Me pants are on fire! (loses his clothes) Me underwear's on fire! (loses his underwear) I'm on fire! (jumps into a bucket of water) Oh, yeah.
   
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car!
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'''SpongeBob:''' The key.
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'''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (a man is thrown out of Thug Tug, groaning in pain)
+
   
+
'''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
+
 
+
'''Thug:'''What are you looking at?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' Sorry.
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
+
   
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
+
 
+
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+
Inside the Thug Tug
+
                 
+
'''Patrick:''' Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody come closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
+
 
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob)
+
   
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.
+
I better go wash it off.
+
 
+
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+
Inside the Bathroom
+
         
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?
+
 
+
'''Patrick:'''Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
+
 
          
 
          
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty
+
'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs, (prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will... (SpongeBob grips onto Neptune's nose)
for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out.
+
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait!  
  
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+
'''King Neptune:''' Nahhh!
Inside the Thug Tug
+
             
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
+
           
+
'''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies
+
will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
+
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
  
'''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...
+
'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Shut up! (throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
     
+
'''Patrick:'''SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick tries to resist to sing along)
+
'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
  
'''Goofy Goober (On Record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah               
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable... (Neptune removes the paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines) Bald! Bald!
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
+
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
+
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
+
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!
+
'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald!
 
+
'''Tough Guy #2:'''No, no! I only coughed, I swear.
+
 
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't sing along, Patrick.
+
 
+
'''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard.
+
 
+
 
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
+
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
+
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
+
 
+
'''Double Headed Twins #1:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
+
 
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
+
     
+
'''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at...Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
+
 
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby.
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.
+
     
+
'''Patrick:''' Guess what I got.
+
 
                    
 
                    
'''SpongeBob:''' The key!
+
'''Fred:''' My eyes!
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+
Outside of Squidward's House 
+
  
'''Squidward:''' (Sticks his head out the window) Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He sticks his head back in, gets his bicycle, and begins riding it around town)
+
'''King Neptune:''' (places the paper bag back on his head) All right, all right.
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+
Town
+
 
+
'''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
+
 
+
'''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' Down here.
+
 
+
'''Female Fish:''' (After she finds Squidward) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free
+
with every Krabby Patty.
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' (After he bursts into The Chum Bucket and finds Plankton sitting on a stool, watching everyone. Karen is beside him) So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
+
 
+
'''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
+
with every purchase. Care for one?
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
+
 
+
'''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
+
and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
+
And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
+
 
+
'''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)
+
 
+
'''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain- control devices.
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satelite goes up, tightening up on the wearers of the helmets. First, two fish, then Mrs. Puff, then Larry the Lobster, then two rows of fish, and finally everyone else in Bikini Bottom)
+
 
+
'''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?
+
 
+
'''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.
+
 
+
'''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!
+
 
+
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him) 
+
 
+
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
+
 
+
'''Squidward:''' AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Slaves reach for him) 
+
                 
+
'''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?
+
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+
 
    
 
    
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.
+
  
'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laughs)
+
'''King Neptune:''' (stretches his eyes out) You, go to Shell City? (laughs while stretching his eyes out again) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. (throws SpongeBob to the floor)
  
'''SpongeBob:'''Weed them out. What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid, I can do it.
  
'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook. (lights his trident)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! (SpongeBob gets in the way)
  
'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
+
'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both.
a bubble-blowing double baby? Hey, look, free ice cream!
+
  
'''Patrick:'' 'Oh, boy! (Talks to self) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
+
'''Mindy:''' (runs to the Krusty Krab) Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?!
         
+
     
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?
+
'''King Neptune:''' Mindy?! I told you to stay in the carriage!
                 
+
   
'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!
+
'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.
+
'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...
  
'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy.  
+
'''Mindy:''' Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? (removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)
+
'''All:''' Bald! Bald! Bald!
                     
+
'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick begins driving the Patty Wagon extremely fast. The clam is in hot pursuit) 
+
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+
(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)   
+
  
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles.
+
'''Fred:''' My eyes!
  
'''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied...In bar...bar...
+
'''King Neptune:''' (places the paper bag back on his head) All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!
+
'''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. Jump for it, Patrick!
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we lost our car again.
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh?!
  
'''Patrick:''' Never mind the car,
+
'''King Neptune:''' And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)
where's the road? Road, road, road, road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.
+
   
+
'''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this.....deep, dark.....dangerous...
+
  
'''Patrick:''' Hazardous.
+
'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' hazardous...
+
'''King Neptune:''' Eight!
  
'''Patrick:''' Monster-infested.
+
'''Patrick:''' Seven!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested.....trench.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Six!
  
'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?
+
'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (they tackle him)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.
                 
+
'''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?
+
           
+
'''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.
+
  
'''Patrick:''' We're not kids.
+
'''Patrick:''' (being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.
               
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
+
                 
+
'''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober on it)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush!       
What do you call that?
+
     
 +
'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (points his trident at Mr. Krabs)
  
'''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around)  
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)
 +
       
 +
'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! (Squidward runs up to him with a worried look) Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Come along Mindy.
  
'''Mindy:''' But you can't go home.
+
===Chapter 16: Mindy's Briefing===
 +
'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is ''really'' dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... (imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
  
(SpongeBob and Patrick see that the voice belongs to Mindy) 
+
'''Patrick:''' (Patrick is staring at Mindy) She's purty, SpongeBob.
                 
+
'''Patrick:''' Mindy! (Struggles to put his shorts on)
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?
+
'''Mindy:''' Here, take this. (gives SpongeBob a bag)
  
'''Mindy:''' I heard enough.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (opens the bag and a few winds blow at his face)
 +
 
 +
'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
  
'''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?
+
'''Patrick:''' (to Mindy) You're hot.
  
'''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.
+
'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
  
'''Patrick:''' Did you want to?
+
'''King Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!
  
'''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
+
'''Mindy:''' I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! How did you know my name?
  
'''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.
+
'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
  
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
+
'''Patrick:''' What's my name?
  
'''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
+
'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves.
+
'''King Neptune:''' Mindy!
Squidward. (Squidward is now Plankton's fan-waving slave) Sandy. (Sandy is running in a hamster wheel. There is a sign beside it that says: DO NOT FEED THE SQUIRREL) Mrs. Puff. (I'm not sure what she is doing) (SpongeBob gasps) Even Gary. (He is helping build the monument)
+
  
'''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.
+
'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...
  
'''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)
+
'''Squidward:''' Pass. (walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)  
  
'''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Er, uh, Patrick and I... (Patrick interrupts)
 
+
'''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...
+
'''Patrick:''' Hi.
  
'''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. d what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)  
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (continues) ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I believe.
+
===Chapter 17: SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Patty Wagon===
 +
(they run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator where elevator music plays. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept)
  
'''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)
+
'''Patrick:''' What is it?
 
+
'''Mindy:''' Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys?                   Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right.
+
A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' You can do that? How?
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' With my mermaid magic.
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
+
 
      
 
      
'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, (opens the hood) a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Are we men yet?
+
'''Patrick:''' Wow!
  
'''Mindy:''' Not yet. Spin around three times.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Wow. (they jump into the Patty Wagon)
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (Whispers) I think it's working. (Turned around like they are doing ballet)
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin, I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't feel any... Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' So do you!
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yeah?
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, yeah!
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' Are men afraid of anything?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Heck, no!
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' And why?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!
+
                 
+
'''Mindy:''' I never said that.
+
 
+
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+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Patrick?
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, buddy?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
+
               
+
'''Patrick:''' Bec...well...
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (A branch caught them and stopped them from falling and they landed safely on the ground) Patrick.
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob''' No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?
+
 
+
'''Patrick:''' We are invincible!
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Burst into song, the whole time dodging monsters)
+
Now that we're men, we can do anything. Now that we're men, we are invincible. Now
+
that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs.
+
Now that we're men,
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' We have facial hair.
+
 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men,
+
           
+
'''Patrick:''' I change my underwear. (Does so)
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. We've got the stuff.
+
We're tough enough to save the day. We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No!
+
But take
+
a look at what the mermaid did. (The two begin dancing)  
+
 
    
 
    
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, go, Pat. Oh yeah.
+
'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
 +
   
 +
'''SpongeBob: ''' You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (they start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears)
  
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
+
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!
+
(bubble-wipe to later in the day. Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)
           
+
 
'''Monsters:''' Now that they're men,  
+
'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (sarcastically) Freeze. (laughs) One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. (goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Krabby Patty Sercet Formula inside it) Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves, as he realizes that he was set up)
We can't bother them.  
+
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.  
+
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.  
+
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.  
+
They'll pass the test and finish the quest.  
+
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
+
  
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Latest revision as of 01:52, 12 May 2023

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[edit] Dialogue

[edit] Chapter 9: Theft of the Crown

French Narrator: Later that evening...

(later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune. (laughs. Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

Squire: Oh, right. (clears throat) The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously)

Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

Prisoner: Yes, but...

Neptune: But what?!

Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

Mindy: Daddy! (frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

Neptune: Mindy! How dare you defy me!

Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean?

Neptune: I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.

Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

Squire: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

Neptune: Squire. Clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

Mindy: Your crown?

Neptune: And what does this crown do?

Mindy: Covers your bald spot.

Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. (puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly) No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.

Mindy: (alarmed) I'm gonna be bald?!

Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist! Like your father. (reaches for what he thinks is his crown and puts it on. It is not a crown, but instead the pillow it was on)

Mindy: Uhhh... Dad, your "crown"...

Neptune: What the...? (discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen the royal crown!

Plankton: (we see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

[edit] Chapter 10: SpongeBob's Nut Bar Encounter

Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. (the children cheer)

Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!

Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(we then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar)

SpongeBob: All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. (stares at nothing) Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

Patrick: What? Why?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a... kid.

Patrick: (slaps his forehead) What, that's insane!

SpongeBob: I know.

Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! (waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (waiter throws a Goofy Goober hand puppet at him and it hits him in the face) Thanks.

SpongeBob: (sighs) I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

Patrick: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (starts to walk away)

Patrick: Okay, see you.

[edit] Chapter 11: Sundae Rush

Waiter: (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

Patrick: Yum!

SpongeBob: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

Patrick: (pats SpongeBob on the back) Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

Waiter: (handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

SpongeBob: (admiring it) Ooh! (he and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them belching after they are done) Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

Patrick: Yeah.

SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (the waiter gives them two more)

Both: Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

SpongeBob: Waiter. (they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Waiter. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

SpongeBob: (up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

Both: "Waiter!"

(all three faint. The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

[edit] Chapter 12: SpongeBob is Awakened from the Ice Cream Blast

Waiter: (to SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

SpongeBob: (after recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

Waiter: Listen to me, it's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

SpongeBob: My friend? (sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (realizes something) Wait, you said 8 o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be... (disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

[edit] Chapter 13: Neptune's Arrival

(bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab 2. Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (looks through the telescope)

Squidward: Yawn.

Mr. Krabs: What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money!

(outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

Neptune: Stay in the coach, daughter. (gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

Mindy: Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

Neptune: Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. (turns around to leave, but bumps into the sign pole outside the Krusty Krab) Ow! Squire! (the Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

Squire: Yes, Your Highness?

Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.

[edit] Chapter 14: Accused

(inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. (trumpet plays. Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face)

Neptune: (to the customers) Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.

Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

Neptune: (lightning flashes; screams) Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"?! (eyes widen)

Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

Answering Machine: Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

Clay: (Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. (Neptune gets furious so Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. (Neptune gets even more furious as Krabs unsuccessfully attempts to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

Mr. Krabs: Eh, heh... I was... um... yeah... oh... eh... d-don't you just hate wrong numbers...?

Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams. Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

King Neptune: (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: (sobbing) Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!

King Neptune: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

[edit] Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?

SpongeBob: (he is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (belches) Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... (burps again) ...many years and always thought he was a great boss!

Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss.

SpongeBob: (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! (Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob) I deserve that manager's job! (grabs Mr. Krabs) But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a... kid. Well, I am 100%... man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. (takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

King Neptune: Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires at Mr. Krabs)

SpongeBob: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (he is on fire) Ooh! Me pants are on fire! (loses his clothes) Me underwear's on fire! (loses his underwear) I'm on fire! (jumps into a bucket of water) Oh, yeah.

King Neptune: And now, Eugene Krabs, (prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will... (SpongeBob grips onto Neptune's nose)

SpongeBob: Wait!

King Neptune: Nahhh!

SpongeBob: I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

King Neptune: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable... (Neptune removes the paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines) Bald! Bald!

All: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Fred: My eyes!

King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right, all right.

SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

King Neptune: (stretches his eyes out) You, go to Shell City? (laughs while stretching his eyes out again) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. (throws SpongeBob to the floor)

SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid, I can do it.

King Neptune: Run along. I have a crab to cook. (lights his trident)

Mr. Krabs: No! (SpongeBob gets in the way)

SpongeBob: No, I won't let you!

King Neptune: (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both.

Mindy: (runs to the Krusty Krab) Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?!

King Neptune: Mindy?! I told you to stay in the carriage!

Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

King Neptune: But, daughter, I...

Mindy: Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? (removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

All: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Fred: My eyes!

King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!

Mr. Krabs: Huh?!

King Neptune: And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up)

Patrick: He can do it in nine!

King Neptune: Eight!

Patrick: Seven!

King Neptune: Six!

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Patrick! (they tackle him)

King Neptune: Six it is, then.

Patrick: (being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!

King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait, I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

Squidward: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! (Squidward runs up to him with a worried look) Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

King Neptune: Come along Mindy.

[edit] Chapter 16: Mindy's Briefing

Mindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... (imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!

Patrick: (Patrick is staring at Mindy) She's purty, SpongeBob.

Mindy: Here, take this. (gives SpongeBob a bag)

SpongeBob: What's in here? (opens the bag and a few winds blow at his face)

Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

Patrick: (to Mindy) You're hot.

Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

King Neptune: (from the outside) Mindy!

Mindy: I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Wait! How did you know my name?

Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

Patrick: What's my name?

Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

King Neptune: Mindy!

Mindy: I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. (to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...

Squidward: Pass. (walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

SpongeBob: Er, uh, Patrick and I... (Patrick interrupts)

Patrick: Hi.

SpongeBob: (continues) ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.

[edit] Chapter 17: SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Patty Wagon

(they run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator where elevator music plays. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept)

SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick.

Patrick: What is it?

SpongeBob: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, (opens the hood) a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Yeah. Wow. (they jump into the Patty Wagon)

Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

SpongeBob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (they start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!

(bubble-wipe to later in the day. Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (sarcastically) Freeze. (laughs) One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. (goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Krabby Patty Sercet Formula inside it) Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves, as he realizes that he was set up)

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Characters: David HasselhoffDennisCyclopsGoofy GooberKarenKing NeptuneEugene H. KrabsPatrick StarMindySheldon J. PlanktonSpongeBob SquarePantsGas Station AttendantsCar StealerThe Pirates
Locations: Krusty Krab 2PlanktopolisShell CityGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatThug Tug
Songs: Now That We're MenGoofy Goober RockThe Best Day EverThe Goofy Goober SongUnder My RockYou Better SwimJust a KidSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy
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