Episode Transcript: Home Sweet Pineapple

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Characters

Dialogue

SpongeBob: (bursts out of the letter box) "LOTSA SPAGETTHI!"

Postman: (Screams)

Patrick: Hey the mails here what did you get?

Spongebob: Gary, Gary, Mama luigi! gary, huh, it's from the king! dear spongebob, the koopalings and I will bomb your house, in the morining

The King: (Voice only) in the morning.

Morshu: Bombs bombs bombs bomgs

SpongeBob: Huh? Wait a minute! Oh no! (squeezes through the doors as he tries to get to the phone. Gary gets stuck in a door.) Shell phone! I’ll call Mama Luigi. He’ll know what to do!

Squidward: (answers phone) Hello?

SpongeBob: Squidward!

SpongeBob: (as he talks to Squidward, his voice gets higher and higher until the phone completely disappears) Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning... (and the house explodes)

Robotnik: (Slamming the phone down): For grounders sake, that better have been a wrong number!

SpongeBob: Ohh...nematodes. (sees a seed on the ground) The only thing left of my house is this Octorok!

SpongeBob: I’ve got bad news, guys! L

Squidward: (excited) **** you!

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, your gay!

Patrick: Squid's taking it real hard. So what are you gonna do now?

SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with to, the Mushroom Kingdom!

Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don’t. (shown picture of SpongeBob’s parents frowning) We can build you a new Losta spaggethi!

SpongeBob: We can't build a house! (Main chorus from the song, hardware)

Patrick: Well, sure, it's easy! I built my house all by myself! (patricks house explodes)

When we see them building we hear swearing then, "the bagel" "the bagel".

Patrick: We’re done!

Mario: No!

SpongeBob: Yeah! So what do you think?

Patrick: I wish I lived there.

SpongeBob: Really?

Patrick:" Yes!

SpongeBob: Good night, Boswer!

SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. Muahahaahah, Muaahahahahahaha

Then suddenly patrick hits squidward with the rock several times saying "lotsa spaggetthi, lotsa spagetthi!

SpongeBob: (tapping Squidward's nose as he whispers) Squidward? Squidward?

Squidward: H-h-huh?

SpongeBob: Squidward?

Squidward: Huh? Wha-what?

SpongeBob: **** you!

Squidward: Yeah, yeah, wha-wha-whatever.

SpongeBob: Thanks.

Squidward: Goodbye spongebob, die!

SpongeBob: (Patrick is crying) you haven't seen the last of me

Squidward: (still dancing) SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving. (the seed grows some roots) SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving... (seed grows a vine and comes out of the ground and drops a pineapple where SpongeBob’s old house used to be on top of Squidward. The vine then goes back into the ground)

SpongeBob: My house is gay! (SpongeBob, his parents, & Patrick all excitedly go back into the pineapple) Aww, Squid, isn’t this great? I’m back forever!

Squidward: No!

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