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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
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Episode Article: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Squidward
- Sandy
- Plankton
- Mrs. Puff
- Mermaid Man
- Barnacle Boy
- Larry the Lobster
- Scooter
Dialogue
Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life.
Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! Away!
Announcer: And also these guys.
Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man!
Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil!
Barnacle Boy: What a dive.
Mermaid Man: To the register! Away!
Squidward: Can I help you?
Mermaid Man: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad.
Barnacle Boy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know?
Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please.
Mermaid Man: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt)
Squidward: No.
Barnacle Boy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something?
Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacle Boy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward)
Barnacle Boy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us!
Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Must...play...have autograph! (stretches arms to gets a piece of paper and a pen)
Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter!
SpongeBob: Autographhhhh!!!!
Barnacle Boy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid!
Mermaid Man: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boat mobile! Away!
Barnacle Boy: Where'd we park?
Mermaid Man: Uhh...
SpongeBob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaid Man's belt!
Mermaid Man: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacle Boy jumps on the stick shift)
Barnacle Boy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic!
SpongeBob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you...
Barnacle Boy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat)
SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaid Man's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaid Man's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm...
Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroach)
SpongeBob: There you go. Every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if he find a new message to find to deliver, sir.
Squidward: SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh? (SpongeBob wears a tiny hat and holds a tiny spatula) Why's everything all... tiny?
SpongeBob: I don't know.
Squidward: What do you got there?
SpongeBob: Nothing.
Squidward: No, really?
SpongeBob: Nothing.
Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it!
SpongeBob: No! No!
Squidward: Is that Mermaid Man's belt?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you!
SpongeBob: Me, uh, either.
Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he?
SpongeBob: Please don't tell!
Squidward: You stole it!
SpongeBob: Please don't tell!
Squidward: Oh. I'm telling.
SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell!
Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone
SpongeBob: Don't!
Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone)
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone!
SpongeBob: Do-o-on't!
Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...
SpongeBob: I'm begging you!
Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (SpongeBob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow!
Mermaid Man: Hello? Hello?
Squidward: What did you do to me?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it!
Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble!
SpongeBob: Uhh....ok...uhh...
Squidward: I said now!
SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it)
Squidward: Do you hear me? (SpongeBob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing?
SpongeBob: Uhh, I can do it! (SpongeBob changes Squidward a lot)
Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaid Man and...
SpongeBob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look
Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it!
SpongeBob: No, Patrick!
Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: And here comes a giant fist!
SpongeBob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident.
Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist!
SpongeBob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life.
Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...
SpongeBob: You think so?
Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other!
Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss)
SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is?
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Mini when it should be set to 'W' for Wumbo. br>
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word.
Patrick: Oh come on Spongebob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade Spongebob!
Squidward: [while Patrick is saying "fair thee wumbo"] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked!
SpongeBob: Oh no!
Patrick: Look, SpongeBob’s giant! Can I be giant next?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too!
Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle!
Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar.
Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh.
SpongeBob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it...
Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy)
Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaid Man came in and..
Larry: Hey SpongeBob (shrinks Larry)
Fish #1: Hey SpongeBob, I... (shrinks fish)
Fish #2: Hi SpongeBob. (shrinks fish)
Mrs. Puff: Hello SpongeBob. (shrinks Mrs. Puff)
Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter)
SpongeBob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar.
Squidward: SpongeBob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed...
Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob: You don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes!
SpongeBob: Mom?!
Mermaid Man: Your mother's right, son. Mermaid Man will understand.
Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man, you old coot!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and...
Mermaid Man: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president
All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!!
Mermaid Man: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Wumbo?
All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get SpongeBob!! Ahh!
Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home!
Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA!
Mermaid man: We've been shrinking for years!
Barnacle boy: But this is ridiculous!
All: Everything's too big!!
SpongeBob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self)
Squidward: I guess this is okay.
Larry: Yeah, what's the difference?
Lady fish: Good idea, SpongeBob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it)
Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)
