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Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle
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DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of Sponge's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) | DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of Sponge's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) | + | SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.) |
Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! | Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Or was it most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts | + | SpongeBob: Or was it most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as Spongebob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mrs. Doodle. (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles) |
(the next day) | (the next day) | ||
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Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks) | Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks) | ||
| − | French Narrator: The | + | French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. |
Artist: No! | Artist: No! | ||
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Episode Article: Frankendoodle
Characters
Dialogue
French Narrator: Ah, the artist at sea. Let us marvel as he sketches his beautiful design.
Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil!
French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of drawing at sea: Always being a spare pencil.
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)
SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready!
SpongeBob: One, two, three! Scissors beats paper, Patrick! Okay, one...
Patrick: Two...
SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
SpongeBob: Patrick, why do you always pick paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
Patrick: What is it?
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
Patrick: Go touch it.
SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
Patrick: What are you drawing?
SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you behind my neck! It's a jellyfish.
Patrick: Good work, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction. And your perspective weighs a lot.
SpongeBob: Everybody's a critic.
Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
Patrick: No, I mean it's swmming away!
SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick!
Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum?
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
Patrick: Now all I need is a magic moustache and all my dreams will come true.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up!
Patrick: Life is good! (the moustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full set of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!
Patrick: My turn!
SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each piece of work is like a child and should be treated as such.
Patrick: Come on! I'm just gonna draw a cartoon.
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy when you look at it.
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)
Patrick: Poor Squidward.
SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) This is gonna be classic!
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Harry! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This is the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward opens the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll! All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! He's knocking on the door. Squidward's answering the door and...
Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) He got the pencil.
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there. (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
DoodleBob: (nonsense)
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. We've got to stop him!
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and now I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) Do you see what I mean, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's the leak, m'am? (DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
SpongeBob: Are you okay, Patrick?
Patrick: Finland!
SpongeBob: There he is.
Patrick: I hate him. I hate just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes and his square body and his two buck teeth! And that stupid tie! But it looks good on you, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Let's get the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws him)
Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
DoodleBob: (jibberish)
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face)
SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take this and that and that and that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing. Bye, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
Patrick: Done and done.
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive)
SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! Sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing doodle?
DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of Sponge's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt)
SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.)
Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
SpongeBob: Or was it most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as Spongebob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mrs. Doodle. (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
(the next day)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself.
Patrick: It's the evil doodle.
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.
SpongeBob: Oh, magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us sea creatures. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready? (he jumps on his belly, and it is launched back to the surface)
French Narrator: We rejoin the artist at sea.
Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
Artist: No!
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