The Gate Guard is a character from the PC Game Lights, Camera, Pants!
He is a guard in Tentacle Acres and SpongeBob called him from Boating School to get him out of the entrance way. He told him someone was playing "progressive rock". He appears as the nurse in the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.
He looks like Squidward but with hair, a moustache, a police hat and a police uniform.
- He is never seen outside the PC version of Lights, Camera, Pants!
- He dislikes Progressive rock music.