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Episode Transcript: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | ||
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] | *[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] | ||
*[[Junior]] | *[[Junior]] | ||
| + | *[[Worm from Apple World]] | ||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | + | (episode begins at SpongeBob's house. A newspaper is thrown onto the pathway) | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper's here! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. Gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! (hums while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper) | |
| − | + | '''Gary:''' Meow. (SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who has a rubber band stretched around him) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I see you got the paper. (rubber band snaps) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hey, Patrick. (rubber band snaps. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I'd better get going! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Yep, see you later. (both walk off, but then hear a clam noise. They both run back) | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What did you say? |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Well, I didn't say anything. | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I didn't say anything, either. |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' See you later, then. (both walk off again, and the clam noise is heard again. They both run back again) |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Ah, but it is you... (points) ...that is messing with me. (both look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch) That's whats messing with us. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It's a baby scallop! | |
| + | '''Patrick:''' I'll take care of this! (lifts up his foot) | ||
| + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick! It's totally helpless. (takes the baby scallop in his hands) It looks like he can't even fly yet. | ||
| + | '''Patrick:''' Well, what's the matter? Is it stupid? | ||
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, he's just a baby. He's all alone with no one to take care of him. | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Well, we can't just leave him out here. |
| − | SpongeBob: ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You're right. Come on, let's take him into the pineapple. (both walk to SpongeBOb's house. Bubble-wipe to inside. They run in and set Junior on the ground) Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. (removes his pants and sets it in front of Junior) There you go. It's the best seat in the house. (cut to Gary, who does a rimshot) |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Let me see! (sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob's pants) Hey, he's kinda cute. Uh-oh! (takes his head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody's hungry! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (takes out Junior and speaks like a baby to it) Is it true? Are you hungry? |
| − | + | '''Junior:''' (chirping happily) Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I've got just the read. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Krabby Patty) How would you like a Krabby Patty? (Junior squawks in surprise) |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy?! That's not the right food for a little fella like him! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty. |
| − | + | '''Junior:''' (sniffs the patty) Blech! | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before. (gobbles it and gulps it down) |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' (holds up a donut) Let's try a doughnut. (Junior hisses) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' French fries? |
| − | + | '''Junior:''' (shaking his head) Unh-unh. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' (eating half of the donut from earlier) A donut? (Junior sticks out his tongue) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (a worm pokes its head out of the apple) | |
| − | + | '''Worm:''' Hello, sea creatures! I bring you greetings from [[Apple World]]! (Junior jumps in the air, chirping with excitement) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Of course! Scallops love worms! (picks up the worm) | |
| − | + | '''Worm:''' Huh, wait! We will bury you! (SpongeBob drops it in Junior’s mouth) | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior starts crying) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' What now? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know! Aww, don't cry! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Do something, SpongeBob! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! (camera zooms out to reveal that SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Wait! I think I might know the problem. (picks up Junior and looks at him) Yep, that's it alright. (turns around) Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new. (Junior has a diaper on) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' How did you know? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' How do you think? (drops his pants showing that he is wearing a diaper) And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, I'm sure glad you’re here. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I know. Good thing there's two of us. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves. | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Yeah! At least until it's old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' You're right. If I was a mom, (camera zooms out to show he has hair on his stomach) this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a bow tie, leaving the pineapple with Junior in a stroller. They walk by a couple, who stop and think how they could make a baby scallop between SpongeBob and Patrick. Cut to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with him, and playing in a birdbath. Cut to them getting ice cream. The Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents, then scoops up ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Cut to them riding a bicycle, but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after it, with Junior on the seat. Bubble-wipe to nighttime at SpongeBob's house) It sure is cute when it's asleep. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (from house) Yeah. (he and Patrick watch Junior in hid bed sleeping) Shh! (both tiptoe out of the room) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yes, Patrick? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I never thought being a parent could be this much fun. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Me neither. (Patrick is sleeping on the bottom mattress and SpongeBob is sleeping on the top) | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Good night, SpongeBob. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Good night, Patrick. (his mattress slams shut on top of Patrick. Bubble-wipe to morning) Patrick, breakfast is ready! (he is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food that is on the table) | |
| − | + | ''''Patrick:''' Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. (lifts the table up as all the food slides down into his mouth. Belches, then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? (smells an odor from Junior) SpongeBob? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yes, Patrick? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Kid's got a stinky. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (doing many chores at the same time) Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full. (Patrick guzzles down the coffee as Junior begins to cry) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Wish I could, but I gotta get going. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Going? Where are you going? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' (puts on a suit and takes his briefcase) Going to work. I'm the dad, remember? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself? | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don't you two stop being adorable. (chuckles as he closes the door) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' OK. (chuckles weakly. Cut to [[Bikini Atoll]]. Morning turns into sunset. Patrick walks in and takes his jacket and hat off) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Phew, what a day. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh great, you're home! Now you can help me with the worm. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Huh? (Patrick sits down and watches television) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' (laughs) That guy got hit by a coconut! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (walks in still doing the chores) Patrick, what about my break? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise. | |
| − | Patrick: | + | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, okay, tomorrow. (time card appears) |
| − | + | '''French Narrator:''' ''Tomorrow...'' (cut to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Phew, another tough day! (walks by SpongeBob, who is still doing the same chores from yesterday) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. I can't wait for my break! | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Work was a killer! I need my chair. (sits down and watches TV again) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my... | |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick | + | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Tomorrow for sure. (another time card appears) |
| − | Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' ''Tomorrow for sure...'' (cut to SpongeBob doing the same chores as Patrick walks by) |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick? | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' I'll get to it eventually... (yet another time card appears) |
| − | Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' ''Eventually...'' (cut to SpongeBob still doing the chores, but even more tired) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Uhhh? |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Uhhh. (yet ''another'' time card appears) |
| − | + | '''French Narrator:''' ''Uhhh...'' (cut to Patrick watching TV as SpongeBob furiously walks in and turns on the lights) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick Star, we need to talk. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Uh, just one more minute, I gotta... | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Don't 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man! (angrily turns off the TV) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Hey, I'm missing the coconut! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You haven't been helping at all with Junior! We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! You never do anything. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I changed his diaper! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, once. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' He's only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (angrily opens up a garbage can full of diapers) Hmmm? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, that's not so much. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (angrily points his finger over to the corner of the room, where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers) Hmmm? | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' So? | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (angrily opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers) Hmmm? (angrily pulls the cover off the coach, revealing it to be diapers) Hmmm? (angrily tears the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it) Hmmm?! (angrily points his finger outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster. Patrick is shocked at the sight of it) | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I had no idea! What kind of a father am I?! I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise! (bubble-wipe to the next day) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' So, what's the plan for the day? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' No more fooling around. From now on, I'm Super Dad. I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (gives Patrick his briefcase) Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Six o'clock. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (waving) Six o'clock. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Six o'clock. | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Six o'clock. | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Six o'clock. |
| − | + | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Six o'clock. |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Six o'clock. (time card appears) |
| − | + | '''French Narrator:''' ''12.00 Midnight...'' (Patrick walks in with a lamp on his head, giggling. He turns on the light) | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, that was some party! (SpongeBob is standing there, tapping his foot) Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. What? What? |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, nothing. | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | |
| − | Patrick: Oh | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, what a relief. (takes the lamp off his head and puts it on an angry SpongeBob) For a second, I thought you were mad at me. |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning? |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Something about root beer, right? |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (sighs) No. |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh wait, wait, let me guess. (pause) I give up. |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Does... (furiously imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?! |
| − | Patrick: ( | + | '''Patrick:''' (raspberry) I don't need this. (walks off) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' What?! Where do you think you're going?! |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' (opens his rock) I'm going back to work! (gets in and closes his rock) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (angrily) WORK?! (rips off his mother-like clothing and angrily opens Patrick’s rock. Patrick is sitting on a armchair made of sand, watching TV) |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' (laughing) He got hit in the head with two coconuts! |
| − | SpongeBob: ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (angrily) So, THIS is work? |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. |
| − | SpongeBob: Oh, | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (angrily opens up the briefcase over Patrick's head. Ice cream and donuts fall out) |
| − | Patrick: Oh. ( | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime. (SpongeBob, who is now extremely furious, angrily balls his fist. Soon, he loses his temper and becomes enraged) |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (furiously, with a Asian face) OVERTIME?! (both start arguing and fighting furiously. Junior is heard chirping) |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' There's that stupid noise again! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two story window. | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge) | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' JUNIOR! (Junior jumps from the window. SpongeBob and Patrick try to save him, but they miss) | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Did you catch him? | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' No. | |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bad parents! (they break down sobbing. Junior is chirping and flying above them) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Junior? Hey, he's flying! |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' I guess he's all grown up! (Junior kisses SpongeBob, then flies off) Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a coconut on Patrick's head, then kisses him) That's my boy. |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Goodbye. |
| − | Patrick: | + | '''Patrick:''' Goodbye, Junior. |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore. | |
| + | '''Patrick:''' This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume. | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Despite all we've been through, it was worth it. | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Yeah. Let's have another. (moves his arms. SpongeBob looks surprised) | ||
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(episode begins at SpongeBob's house. A newspaper is thrown onto the pathway)
SpongeBob: (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper's here! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. Gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! (hums while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper)
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who has a rubber band stretched around him)
Patrick: I see you got the paper. (rubber band snaps)
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick. (rubber band snaps. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I'd better get going!
Patrick: Yep, see you later. (both walk off, but then hear a clam noise. They both run back)
SpongeBob and Patrick: What did you say?
Patrick: Well, I didn't say anything.
SpongeBob: I didn't say anything, either.
SpongeBob and Patrick: See you later, then. (both walk off again, and the clam noise is heard again. They both run back again)
SpongeBob: Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something.
Patrick: Ah, but it is you... (points) ...that is messing with me. (both look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch) That's whats messing with us.
SpongeBob: It's a baby scallop!
Patrick: I'll take care of this! (lifts up his foot)
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! It's totally helpless. (takes the baby scallop in his hands) It looks like he can't even fly yet.
Patrick: Well, what's the matter? Is it stupid?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, he's just a baby. He's all alone with no one to take care of him.
Patrick: Well, we can't just leave him out here.
SpongeBob: You're right. Come on, let's take him into the pineapple. (both walk to SpongeBOb's house. Bubble-wipe to inside. They run in and set Junior on the ground) Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. (removes his pants and sets it in front of Junior) There you go. It's the best seat in the house. (cut to Gary, who does a rimshot)
Patrick: Let me see! (sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob's pants) Hey, he's kinda cute. Uh-oh! (takes his head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody's hungry!
SpongeBob: (takes out Junior and speaks like a baby to it) Is it true? Are you hungry?
Junior: (chirping happily) Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!
SpongeBob: I've got just the read. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Krabby Patty) How would you like a Krabby Patty? (Junior squawks in surprise)
Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy?! That's not the right food for a little fella like him!
SpongeBob: Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.
Junior: (sniffs the patty) Blech!
SpongeBob: Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before. (gobbles it and gulps it down)
Patrick: (holds up a donut) Let's try a doughnut. (Junior hisses)
SpongeBob: French fries?
Junior: (shaking his head) Unh-unh.
Patrick: (eating half of the donut from earlier) A donut? (Junior sticks out his tongue)
SpongeBob: (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (a worm pokes its head out of the apple)
Worm: Hello, sea creatures! I bring you greetings from Apple World! (Junior jumps in the air, chirping with excitement)
SpongeBob: Of course! Scallops love worms! (picks up the worm)
Worm: Huh, wait! We will bury you! (SpongeBob drops it in Junior’s mouth)
SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior starts crying)
Patrick: What now?
SpongeBob: I don't know! Aww, don't cry!
Patrick: Do something, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! (camera zooms out to reveal that SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!
Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. (picks up Junior and looks at him) Yep, that's it alright. (turns around) Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new. (Junior has a diaper on)
SpongeBob: How did you know?
Patrick: How do you think? (drops his pants showing that he is wearing a diaper) And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year.
SpongeBob: Wow, I'm sure glad you’re here.
Patrick: I know. Good thing there's two of us.
SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves.
Patrick: Yeah! At least until it's old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom!
SpongeBob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You're right. If I was a mom, (camera zooms out to show he has hair on his stomach) this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a bow tie, leaving the pineapple with Junior in a stroller. They walk by a couple, who stop and think how they could make a baby scallop between SpongeBob and Patrick. Cut to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with him, and playing in a birdbath. Cut to them getting ice cream. The Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents, then scoops up ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Cut to them riding a bicycle, but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after it, with Junior on the seat. Bubble-wipe to nighttime at SpongeBob's house) It sure is cute when it's asleep.
SpongeBob: (from house) Yeah. (he and Patrick watch Junior in hid bed sleeping) Shh! (both tiptoe out of the room)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun.
SpongeBob: Me neither. (Patrick is sleeping on the bottom mattress and SpongeBob is sleeping on the top)
Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. (his mattress slams shut on top of Patrick. Bubble-wipe to morning) Patrick, breakfast is ready! (he is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food that is on the table)
'Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. (lifts the table up as all the food slides down into his mouth. Belches, then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? (smells an odor from Junior) SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: Kid's got a stinky.
SpongeBob: (doing many chores at the same time) Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full. (Patrick guzzles down the coffee as Junior begins to cry)
Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.
SpongeBob: Going? Where are you going?
Patrick: (puts on a suit and takes his briefcase) Going to work. I'm the dad, remember?
SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?
Patrick: I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don't you two stop being adorable. (chuckles as he closes the door)
SpongeBob: OK. (chuckles weakly. Cut to Bikini Atoll. Morning turns into sunset. Patrick walks in and takes his jacket and hat off)
Patrick: Phew, what a day.
SpongeBob: Oh great, you're home! Now you can help me with the worm.
Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.
SpongeBob: Huh? (Patrick sits down and watches television)
Patrick: (laughs) That guy got hit by a coconut!
SpongeBob: (walks in still doing the chores) Patrick, what about my break?
Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.
SpongeBob: Uhh, okay, tomorrow. (time card appears)
French Narrator: Tomorrow... (cut to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off)
Patrick: Phew, another tough day! (walks by SpongeBob, who is still doing the same chores from yesterday)
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. I can't wait for my break!
Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair. (sits down and watches TV again)
SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my...
Patrick: Tomorrow for sure. (another time card appears)
French Narrator: Tomorrow for sure... (cut to SpongeBob doing the same chores as Patrick walks by)
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: I'll get to it eventually... (yet another time card appears)
French Narrator: Eventually... (cut to SpongeBob still doing the chores, but even more tired)
SpongeBob: Uhhh?
Patrick: Uhhh. (yet another time card appears)
French Narrator: Uhhh... (cut to Patrick watching TV as SpongeBob furiously walks in and turns on the lights)
SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.
Patrick: Uh, just one more minute, I gotta...
SpongeBob: Don't 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man! (angrily turns off the TV)
Patrick: Hey, I'm missing the coconut!
SpongeBob: You haven't been helping at all with Junior! We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! You never do anything.
Patrick: I changed his diaper!
SpongeBob: Yeah, once.
Patrick: He's only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?
SpongeBob: (angrily opens up a garbage can full of diapers) Hmmm?
Patrick: Oh, that's not so much.
SpongeBob: (angrily points his finger over to the corner of the room, where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers) Hmmm?
Patrick: So?
SpongeBob: (angrily opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers) Hmmm? (angrily pulls the cover off the coach, revealing it to be diapers) Hmmm? (angrily tears the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it) Hmmm?! (angrily points his finger outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster. Patrick is shocked at the sight of it)
Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I?! I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise! (bubble-wipe to the next day)
SpongeBob: So, what's the plan for the day?
Patrick: No more fooling around. From now on, I'm Super Dad. I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!
SpongeBob: (gives Patrick his briefcase) Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
SpongeBob: (waving) Six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
SpongeBob: Six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
SpongeBob: Six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock. (time card appears)
French Narrator: 12.00 Midnight... (Patrick walks in with a lamp on his head, giggling. He turns on the light)
Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! (SpongeBob is standing there, tapping his foot) Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. What? What?
SpongeBob: Oh, nothing.
Patrick: Oh, what a relief. (takes the lamp off his head and puts it on an angry SpongeBob) For a second, I thought you were mad at me.
SpongeBob: (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning?
Patrick: Something about root beer, right?
SpongeBob: (sighs) No.
Patrick: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. (pause) I give up.
SpongeBob: Does... (furiously imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?!
Patrick: (raspberry) I don't need this. (walks off)
SpongeBob: What?! Where do you think you're going?!
Patrick: (opens his rock) I'm going back to work! (gets in and closes his rock)
SpongeBob: (angrily) WORK?! (rips off his mother-like clothing and angrily opens Patrick’s rock. Patrick is sitting on a armchair made of sand, watching TV)
Patrick: (laughing) He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
SpongeBob: (angrily) So, THIS is work?
Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (angrily opens up the briefcase over Patrick's head. Ice cream and donuts fall out)
Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime. (SpongeBob, who is now extremely furious, angrily balls his fist. Soon, he loses his temper and becomes enraged)
SpongeBob: (furiously, with a Asian face) OVERTIME?! (both start arguing and fighting furiously. Junior is heard chirping)
Patrick: There's that stupid noise again!
SpongeBob: Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two story window.
Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)
SpongeBob and Patrick: JUNIOR! (Junior jumps from the window. SpongeBob and Patrick try to save him, but they miss)
SpongeBob: Did you catch him?
Patrick: No.
SpongeBob and Patrick: We're bad parents! (they break down sobbing. Junior is chirping and flying above them)
SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he's flying!
Patrick: I guess he's all grown up! (Junior kisses SpongeBob, then flies off) Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a coconut on Patrick's head, then kisses him) That's my boy.
SpongeBob: Goodbye.
Patrick: Goodbye, Junior.
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore.
Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume.
SpongeBob: Despite all we've been through, it was worth it.
Patrick: Yeah. Let's have another. (moves his arms. SpongeBob looks surprised)
