Episode Transcript: The Other Patty

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(as the episode begins, SpongeBob is taking out the trash at the back of the Krusty Krab. He grunts and tosses it in the dumpster)

Plankton: (pops out of trash back holding Krabby Patty; laughs) You failed! I've finally stolen a Krabby Patty!

Mr. Krabs: That's nice. (his arms are crossed)

Plankton: Aren't you gonna try and take it back from me?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, goodness no. You go ahead. Take it.

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, Plankton will figure out the Krabby Patty formula.

Mr. Krabs: (chuckles) Nonsense. (turns Plankton around and pushes him away) Run along little fella. Enjoy your Krabby Patty.

Plankton: Wow, you must've snapped Krabs. (starts running away) The Krabby Patty formula is finally mine! (the Krabby Patty suddenly explodes. Gets sent flying, landing back in front of Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Groans) What happened? (rubs his head)

Mr. Krabs: Oh, just a little security measure I've been working on. Now all Krabby Patties self-destruct 10 feet beyond the Krusty Krab! Sucker!

Sandals: (walks out of the Krusty Krab with full stomach) Those Krabby Patties really hit the spot.

Abigail Marge: And next time you might wanna try chewing 'em. You're gonna blow up like a balloon.

Sandals: Haha, nonse— (blows up)

Abigail Marge: He never listens to me.

Plankton: Aw, man! (pouting) I stole the Krabby Patty fair and square!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle Pwanksy wanksy need his nappy wappy? (laughs)

SpongeBob: Why are you two always fighting? You were best palsie-walsies once. (holds up an old picture of Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Picks up Plankton)

Plankton: Hey!

SpongeBob: Can't you two make up and be friends?

Mr. Krabs: (pushes SpongeBob away. SpongeBob drops Plankton) Yeah, those day are over, SpongeBob.

Plankton: Ooh... (rubs his head) Krabs and I are bitter enemies!

Mr. Krabs: And that's the way we like it! (goes back into the Krusty Krab through the back door)

SpongeBob: If only there was some way to bring you two back together.

Plankton: Forget it, SpongeBob. Nothin' will make me friends with Eugene Krabs. (smells something. Sniffs) What is that delicious smell?! (SpongeBob sniffs a different scent that is coming from the garbage)

SpongeBob: Blah! That doesn't smell delicious!

Plankton: No, not that. It's coming from this way. (follows the scent while sniffing) Aha. That delectable odor is coming from that shack. (points to a Flabby Patty Shack across from the Krusty Krab) Must know more!

SpongeBob: The Flabby Patty?

Plankton: Another restaurant. Looks like Krabs has some real competition, huh...? Interesting.

Harold: Wow, a Flabby Patty. (takes a bite. A crumb falls to Plankton who eats it. Plankton's eye turns to numbers counting down and his antennae start burning away)

Countdown Voice: T minus 3, 2, 1. Liftoff. (Plankton shoots up like a rocket and lands on SpongeBob's nose

Plankton: That was fantastic! (pulls on SpongeBob's eyelid) Forget the Krabby formula, I must have the Flabby Patty recipe! (jumps off SpongeBob's nose)

SpongeBob: (opens Krusty Krab doors making a customer go flying. "Jolly Little Roger" music plays) Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, I have great news!

Mr. Krabs: The bank is handing out free samples of money?

SpongeBob: No-o-o. There's a new restaurant down the street called the Flabby Patty, and now Plankton only wants to steal their recipe. Isn't that wonderful?

Mr. Krabs: What?! Some imitation patty is tryin' to steal me business?! Oh, but me customers are loyal. (scent goes by him) They won't leave for some nasty Flabby Patty. (the customers smell the scent and disappear, leaving their food behind. Customers at the register also disappear, leaving behind their money. Screams and runs out the door, seeing a long line at the Flabby Patty) The Flabby Patty shack has stolen all me customers!

Plankton: Get used to it, Krabs. Your Krabby Patty is old news. Once I steal the Flabby Patty recipe your customers will be eating at the Chum Bucket!

Mr. Krabs: Oh no, they won't, because I'll steal the Flabby Patty recipe first!

Plankton: Hey, stealin' recipes is my shtick. You haven't got a chance against me.

Mr. Krabs: Ha! I bet I get that recipe way before you.

Plankton: Bet ya don't!

Mr. Krabs: Bet I will!

Plankton: Won't!

Mr. Krabs: Will!

SpongeBob: (steps between them) Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Instead of competing, why don't you cooperate and steal the recipe together? (Mr. Krabs and Plankton stare at SpongeBob for a second and then both start laughing)

Plankton: (walking away) You're a loser, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: (walking the other way) Same to you! (SpongeBob looks directly at the camera for a second. Bubble-wipe to a plane in the sky flying over the Flabby Patty shack)

Plankton: (with a parachute on his back) Sweet Flabby Patty, here I come! (jumps out of the plane. Cut to ground level, where Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are also trying to get in the Flabby Patty shack by digging into the ground)

Mr. Krabs: Dig, SpongeBob, dig!

SpongeBob: I'm digging, Mr. Krabs, I'm digging. (there's a hole in the ground. Cut back to Plankton)

Plankton: (laughs) I've so got the drop on that dunderhead Krabs. (laughs and pulls the parachute. The force drops him out of the parachute) What the...?! (falls offscreen and screams. Cut back to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think we're here. (Mr. Krabs jumps up into the Flabby Patty shack from the hole they dug)

Mr. Krabs: Ha! Recipe thievin' is as easy as pie.

SpongeBob: (coming out of the hole with shovel looking tired) Yeah, pie. (his face plants on the ground. Above ground level, Plankton is still falling and screaming, flipping once in the process. Back inside the shack, Mr. Krabs looks for the Flabby Patty recipe)

Mr. Krabs: Where are you hiding? (looks on shelves and spots what looks like the recipe in a bottle) Ooh, there you are my sweetie.

SpongeBob: (picking at his ear) Mr. Krabs, do you hear something? (Plankton falls through the pipe on the roof and lands on Mr. Krabs' head. Mr. Krabs goes flying) I gotcha, Mr. Krabs. I gotcha! (Mr. Krabs lands on SpongeBob) Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Grandma. (Plankton pops out from his eye)

Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Huh? (their eyes look at each other. They both scream. Then SpongeBob screams with them. SpongeBob pushes them off of him and they fall into the hole. Mr. Krabs and Plankton come out the other end of the hole still screaming. Krabs beats Plankton with a shovel but at the same time hits himself)

Plankton: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (SpongeBob comes up from the hole and watches) Ow! Owuhhh.

Mr. Krabs: (looking dizzy) That'll show ya— (falls down. Plankton pops out of his eye)

SpongeBob: Don't you see? (his eyes are looking in opposite directions and they come together as his fingers do) If you work together, the Flabby Patty recipe would be yours.

Mr. Krabs: I'll never work with that melignorant microbe!

Plankton: Look what that skin flint did to my antennae!

Mr. Krabs: I've heard all I'm gonna hear from the likes of you! (walks away)

Plankton: You'll be hearin' from my lawyer is what you'll be hearin'! (walks away. SpongeBob sighs. Bubble-wipe to sometime later. Customers are queuing up and Plankton is shown to be in that queue, pretending to be a restaurant critic; at the end of the line at the Flabby Patty holding a megaphone) Stand aside, restaurant critic coming through!

Fred: So?

Plankton: I'm a restaurant critic, so I get "cutsies."

Fred: Cutsies? What's a cutsie?

Plankton: (waves hand) I get to cut in line, so move aside, move aside! (Fred turns around, ignoring Plankton) What is this world coming to when a fake restaurant critic can't get cutsies? (Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob pop out from behind the Fred. He looks at them)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, so here's the plan. I want you to— (sees the Fred and stops talking) I'm sorry, do you mind? (Fred turns his head forwards] Let's go some place more private. (he and SpongeBob sneak away) Once I stand in line I want you to... (whispers the rest of the plan to SpongeBob. Walks back the end of the line) Waitin' in line here. That's all.

Fred: Yeah, that's amazing.

SpongeBob: (waves) Hello? I-I have an announcement to make!

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, an announcement. We should listen. It might save your lives.

SpongeBob: (clears throat) I need to— (starts screaming and wheezing) I'm okay. (takes really big breath) The fish hooks are coming! (everyone screams)

Mr. Krabs: Brilliant work, laddie. (gets trampled. Gasps and gets up) Hey, how come you're not trampled?

Plankton: (looking at SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs from behind the Flabby Patty shack, as the two mentioned are having a bit of a talk of why SpongeBob was not trampled) That fool Krabs, he blew it again! (laughs) Now to steal the recipe. (pops his head through hole in the side of the shack) Aha! There it is, and it isn't even guarded. (the ground starts to shake. Pops back out of the hole) Huh? (the fish are running towards him)

All: Fish hooks! (they scream. Plankton gets trampled. Plankton drags himself in the sand towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, grunting with every pull. He then stands up and uses his antennae as a crank to push the sand out of his mouth)

Mr. Krabs: Looks like you blew it again, Plankton.

Plankton: I did better than you, Eugene!

Mr. Krabs: Says who?

SpongeBob: (separates the two) Now, now, I think we all need to calm down. Fighting is pointless. You two would have the recipe by now if you only worked together.

Mr. Krabs: (grunts) Okay, fine. (grimaces) We'll work together.

Plankton: Yeah, I don't see that workin' out.

SpongeBob: Not to worry, gentlemen. I have a plan. (cut to Mr. Krabs all dressed up in a disguise. Puts a fedora hat on Mr. Krabs) Oh, yeah, perfect.

Mr. Krabs: We look ridiculous. Nobody's gonna buy this disguise.

Plankton: (grunts) I agree! (holds up Mr. Krabs) This is a horrible idea! (grunts again)

SpongeBob: See? You guys are agreeing already. That's the first step to co-op-er-a-tion. (as he says this, a word bubble comes out of SpongeBob's mouth reading "Co-operation." It travels and hits Mr. Krabs in the face. Mr. Krabs waves it out of his face)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, what's your stupid plan anyway?

SpongeBob: Look over there. (points to something offscreen. Plankton grunts and turns Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Little more. Little more. (a help wanted sign is on the Flabby Patty shack's door)

SpongeBob: The Flabby Patty is hiring. If you can get the job, the recipe is yours.

Plankton: (grunts and carries Mr. Krabs to the door) Why am I on the bottom?

Mr. Krabs: Stop whining! (knocks on the door)

Chef: Yes?

Mr. Krabs: Hello, I'm here to steal-- no, darn... I mean, apply for a job. (sweats)

Chef: You're hired. Your first assignment, memorize this recipe. (hands the recipe in bottle to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs' mustache falls off) Well, I'm going on break. Keep an eye on the place.

Mr. Krabs: Yes! The recipe is mine!

Plankton: Not so fast, Krabs! (throws Mr. Krabs and he lands in the sand head first. Catches the bottle with the recipe and laughs)

Mr. Krabs: (grunts while stuck in the sand) No, you don't, Plankton! (pops out of the sand and lands in front of Plankton) Ah! Give it here! (both are trying to pull the recipe away)

Plankton: Oh, no, you don't! (both grunt and drop the bottle)

Both: No...! (the bottle breaks. Both gasp, then yell and dive for the recipe)

Plankton: Yeah, you like that! (both fall on the ground, fighting for the recipe and mumbling at each other)

Mr. Krabs: The recipe. We did it.

Plankton: We co-op-er-a-ted.

Mr. Krabs: Now, let's see what's the flabby that's in this patty.

Both: "Four pounds grade A love."

Plankton: "One tablespoon listening. Two tablespoons... understanding? Mix ingredients thoroughly. Fold in warm heart." Sounds like a recipe for cannibalism.

Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute, this isn't a recipe for patties. It's a recipe for friendship. (the chef walks up to Mr. Krabs and Plankton)

Chef: You see, boys, this recipe is no secret. But I do have a surprise. (pulls off his costume, revealing that he's really SpongeBob in disguise)

SpongeBob: (sings) Ta-dah! I started the Flabby Patty restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up, and so the power of friendship triumphs again!

Mr. Krabs: What? You mean all this was one of your goofball schemes?

Plankton: Now, now, Krabs, SpongeBob has taught us important life lessons, such as, oh, how to fall out of an airplane for instance.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, and how to comically bludgeon myself.

Plankton: In fact, I think it's time we repay him, don't you?

Mr. Krabs: Great idea, pal. (clenches fists together. Plankton does the same) We'll teach you about teamwork. (hops on top of Plankton, who carries him. SpongeBob runs away screaming) Get back here! (Plankton chases SpongeBob while carrying Mr. Krabs)

Plankton: We should do this more often, Krabs.

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