The Patrick Star Show/Episodes/Season 1

Episodes

Episode Transcripts

#	Titlecard	Title	Airdate	Written by	Description	Screenshot
1		Late for Breakfast	July 9, 2021	Kaz	Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
		Bummer Jobs		Luke Brookshier	Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
2		Stair Wars	July 23, 2021	Mr. Lawrence	Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
		Enemies à la Mode		Andrew Goodman	The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.
3		Lost in Couch	July 16, 2021		Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
		Pat-a-thon		Kaz	Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance.
4		The Yard Sale	November 19, 2021	Mr. Lawrence	GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
5		Squidina's Little Helper	August 6, 2021	Andrew Goodman	Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
		I Smell a Pat	August 13, 2021	Luke Brookshier	The Patrick Show! is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
6		Gas Station Vacation	October 29, 2021	Mr. Lawrence	The Star family heads to their favorite resort.
		Bunny the Barbarian	November 5, 2021	Kaz	Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
7		The Haunting of Star House	July 30, 2021	Mr. Lawrence	Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
		Who's a Big Boy?	March 4, 2022		Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
8		Terror at 20,000 Leagues	October 22, 2021	Andrew Goodman	The Patrick Show! presents a Halloween TV special.
9		To Dad and Back	March 18, 2022	Kaz	Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
		Survivoring	March 25, 2022	Andrew Goodman	Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
10		Just in Time for Christmas	December 3, 2021	Mr. Lawrence	Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
		Klopnodian Heritage Festival	March 11, 2022	Kaz	The Star family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
11		X Marks the Pot	April 1, 2022	Luke Brookshier	A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star family inhabiting it.
		Patrick's Alley	April 8, 2022		The Patrick Show! rebrands for a younger audience.
12		Pearl Wants to Be a Star	April 15, 2022	Andrew Goodman	Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show!
		Super Sitters	April 10, 2023	Kaz	Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
13		Nitwit Neighborhood News	July 22, 2022	Luke Brookshier	Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
		Mid-Season Finale		Mr. Lawrence	The Patrick Show! presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
14		Shrinking Stars	January 13, 2023		The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
		FitzPatrick	April 11, 2023	Andrew Goodman	Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
15		Uncredible Journey	February 10, 2023	Mr. Lawrence	Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
		Host-a-Palooza	February 17, 2023	Kaz	Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
16		Backpay Payback	February 24, 2023	Mr. Lawrence	Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
		House Hunting	March 3, 2023	Luke Brookshier	The Star family house runs away from home.
17		The Drooling Fool	April 12, 2023	Danny Giovannini	Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
		Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose	April 13, 2023	Kaz	A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
18		The Patterfly Effect	April 17, 2023	Dylan Bozic Jacob Fleisher Andy Gonsalves	Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
		A Space Affair to Remember	April 18, 2023	Kaz Gabe Del Ville Mike Pelensky	While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
19		Home ECCH!	April 19, 2023	TBA	Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
		Fun & Done!	April 20, 2023	TBA	Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
20		The Lil' Patscals	April 24, 2023	TBA	Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
		The Pre-Historic Patrick Star Show	April 25, 2023	TBA	In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
21		The Patrick Show Sells Out	April 26, 2023	TBA	The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
		Neptune's Ball	April 27, 2023	TBA	The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
22		Dad's Stache Stash	May 1, 2023	TBA	Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
		A Root Galoot	May 2, 2023	TBA	The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
23		The Starry Awards	May 3, 2023	TBA	Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
		Blorpsgiving	May 4, 2023	TBA	Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
24		Stuntin'	TBA	TBA	Patrick gets a stunt double.
		Olly Olly Organ Free		TBA	In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
25		Which Witch is Which?	TBA	TBA	Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
		Get Off My Lawnies		TBA	Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
26		Bubble Bass Reviews	TBA	TBA	Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show!
		Patrick's Prison Pals		TBA	Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."