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Episode Transcript: Pressure
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'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br> | ||
| − | Sandy: That land critter are better than sea critters!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' That land critter are better than sea critters!<br> |
| − | Patrick: (walks to the two) Better at what?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br> |
| − | Sandy: Oh, just near about everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Oh, just near about everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br> |
| − | Squidward: (walks to the three) What's she you blabbering about?<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she you blabbering about?<br> |
| − | Patrick: She says land creatures are best.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Only because it's true! We're best at horse riding and first aidinf and rowing. Y'all got a swift in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Only because it's true! We're best at horse riding and first aidinf and rowing. Y'all got a swift in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: (all gasp)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' (all gasp)<br> |
| − | Sandy: And name calling, for sure!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' And name calling, for sure!<br> |
| − | Squidward: And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br> |
| − | Squidward: Not in your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' Not in your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Squirrels can do anything they want to!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to!<br> |
| − | Patrick: I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br> |
| − | Patrick: Thank you, thank you.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Well, there's just one thing.<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Well, there's just one thing.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Uh...uh...<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Uh...uh...<br> |
| − | Squidward: How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br> |
| − | Sandy: No!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' No!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br> |
| − | Sandy: Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br> |
| − | Sandy: Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br> |
| − | Squidward: How long can she stay like that?<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: I don't know!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Sandy's a girl?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br> |
| − | Sandy: (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Sea creatures rule! Water! Water! Water!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! Water! Water! Water!<br> |
| − | Sandy: All right, all right! You've had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're some hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy fins and gills such. But none of you wetheads could last even a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You've had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're some hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy fins and gills such. But none of you wetheads could last even a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br> |
| − | Squidward: Do we need pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' Do we need pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> |
| − | Sandy: Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> |
| − | Sandy: (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not?<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Actually, you know, but...<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, but...<br> |
| − | Squidward: We can't, uh... because...<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' We can't, uh... because...<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Well, um... we're late for our...<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, um... we're late for our...<br> |
| − | Patrick: Our fitting!<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br> |
| − | Sandy: Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br> |
| − | Patrick: (holding and eating popcorn) We are not chicken! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) We are not chicken! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Tell you what. You stay underwater for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Tell you what. You stay underwater for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br> |
| − | Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah! | + | '''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah! |
| − | SpongeBob: We're not afraid of your dumb old land! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land! |
| − | Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah! | + | '''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah! |
| − | SpongeBob: We're sea creatures!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah! | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah! |
| − | SpongeBob: Okay! Well, this is it.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!<br> |
| − | Patrick: I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: All to shore, it's going to shore, Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<be> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' All to shore, it's going to shore, Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<be> |
| − | SpongeBob: Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br> |
| − | Squidward: Well, okay. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What?<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' Well, okay. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Well, here we are.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br> |
| − | Squidward: This is pretty easy.<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy.<br> |
| − | Patrick: I may keep a second rock up here.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: We're the masters of land and sea!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (approaching birds) Hey, a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br> |
| − | Sandy: 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters go to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Holy Cow! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters go to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Holy Cow! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!<br> |
(back underwater) | (back underwater) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br> |
| − | Sandy: You know, everyone's best at something.<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.<br> |
| − | Sandy: Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.<br> | + | '''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Free cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Free cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Hip hip!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Hip hip!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br> |
| − | Seagulls: Hooray.<br> | + | '''Seagulls:''' Hooray.<br> |
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Sandy: (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by.
SpongeBob: Yup, and just relax.
Sandy: Yeah. Relax.
SpongeBob: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that cloud looks like?
Sandy: What?
SpongeBob: A flower.
Sandy: They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time.
SpongeBob: They sure do.
Sandy: You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
SpongeBob: Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
Sandy: Yeah. And sweaty. Anyway, I think we'd all know who'd get to the top first.
SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah. (laughing) Me.
SpongeBob: That's funny, Sandy. That sounded like you said you could beat me at a climbing contest.
Sandy: Of course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)
SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.
Sandy: Nope, that means I'm a natural climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing than growing up on good ol' dry land.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you think about that, "Miss Mittens"?
Sandy: I'd say I'm already halfway there!
SpongeBob: Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) Hey, no fair! You got a head start!
Sandy: Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)
SpongeBob: Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!
Sandy: Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him) Too bad you forgot your umbrella!
SpongeBob: (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)
Sandy: Well. It's about time you showed up.
SpongeBob: (gibberish) I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner!
Sandy: Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.
SpongeBob: I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?
Sandy: Why don't use ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you think of that, HydroPants?
SpongeBob: I'd say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.
Sandy: (gasps) Hey!
SpongeBob: (laughing, hits a brick wall)
Sandy: (jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! You see, I told you that you didn't-
SpongeBob: (dressed as an old man) There you are! Lay that just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing)
Sandy: I though y'all wanted a rematch.
SpongeBob: I did! And I took a head start like you did!
Sandy: Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!
SpongeBob: I guess I don't, air breather!
Sandy: Water sucker!
SpongeBob: Tree climber!
Sandy: Gulf streamer!
SpongeBob: Kite flier!
Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!
Sandy: Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it!
SpongeBob: Proves what?
Sandy: That land critter are better than sea critters!
Patrick: (walks to the two) Better at what?
Sandy: Oh, just near about everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!
Squidward: (walks to the three) What's she you blabbering about?
Patrick: She says land creatures are best.
Sandy: Only because it's true! We're best at horse riding and first aidinf and rowing. Y'all got a swift in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: (all gasp)
Sandy: And name calling, for sure!
Squidward: And drowning, don't forget drowning!
SpongeBob: (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!
Squidward: Not in your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)
SpongeBob: I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.
Sandy: Squirrels can do anything they want to!
Patrick: I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.
Sandy: Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)
Patrick: Thank you, thank you.
Sandy: Well, there's just one thing.
Mr. Krabs: Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.
Sandy: Uh...uh...
Squidward: How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?
SpongeBob: Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)
Sandy: Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?
SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!
Sandy: Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)
Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!
Squidward: How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob: I don't know!
Patrick: Sandy's a girl?
SpongeBob: Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)
Mr. Krabs: It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)
Sandy: (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!
Mr. Krabs: I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!
Patrick: Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Sea creatures rule! Water! Water! Water!
Sandy: All right, all right! You've had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're some hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy fins and gills such. But none of you wetheads could last even a minute on my turf. Dry land!
Squidward: Do we need pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)
Sandy: Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.
SpongeBob: One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)
Sandy: (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not?
SpongeBob: Actually, you know, but...
Squidward: We can't, uh... because...
Mr. Krabs: Well, um... we're late for our...
Patrick: Our fitting!
Sandy: Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!
Patrick: (holding and eating popcorn) We are not chicken! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)
SpongeBob: Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.
Sandy: Tell you what. You stay underwater for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!
SpongeBob: No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge!
Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah!
SpongeBob: We're not afraid of your dumb old land!
Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah!
SpongeBob: We're sea creatures!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Yeah!
SpongeBob: Okay! Well, this is it.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!
Patrick: I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!
Mr. Krabs: All to shore, it's going to shore, Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<be>
SpongeBob: Looking good, Mr. Krabs!
Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!
SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward: Well, okay. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What?
SpongeBob: Well, here we are.
Squidward: This is pretty easy.
Patrick: I may keep a second rock up here.
Mr. Krabs: Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!
SpongeBob: We're the masters of land and sea!
SpongeBob: (approaching birds) Hey, a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
Sandy: 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters go to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Holy Cow! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!
(back underwater)
SpongeBob: Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.
Sandy: You know, everyone's best at something.
SpongeBob: But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.
Sandy: Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: Free cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!
SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
Mr. Krabs: Hip hip!
SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
Mr. Krabs: Hip hip!
Seagulls: Hooray.
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