Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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Episode Article: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]
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Episode Article: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Gary]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
  
==Cractreres==
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==Dialogue==
  
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
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'''Squidward:''' Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created. Congratulations, chef! ''(gets dressed off screen by taking a shower, gargling, and brushing his teeth. Comes out in a tuxedo and sits down but he hears giggling coming from outside. He goes to check on it and notices SpongeBob and Patrick playing with bubbles. SpongeBob whispers into the bubble and it floats right next to Patrick's head and pops)''
*[[Patrick Star]]
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'''SpongeBob Bubble:''' Hi Patrick. (Patrick giggles as he whispers into a bubble and sends it over to SpongeBob where it pops)
*[[Gary]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
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Squidward: Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created. Congratulations, chef! (gets dressed off screen by taking a shower, garggling, and brushing his teeth. Comes out in a tuxedo and sits down but he hears giggling coming from outside. He goes to check on it and notices Spongebob and Patrick playing with bubbles. Spongebob whispers into the bubble and it floats right next to Patrick's head and pops)
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'''Patrick Bubble:''' Hi SpongeBob. ''(SpongeBob giggles as Squidward gets irritated and makes a bubble of his own from the liquid of his soufflé. SpongeBob whispers into another bubble)'' SpongeBob: (whispering into bubble) Patrick, you’re my best friend in the whole neighborhood. ''(bubble floats over but is interrupted when Squidward whispers into his "bubble". Squidward's bubble pops SpongeBob's bubble by kicking it. Squidward's bubble floats over to Patrick and pops)''
  
Spongebob Bubble: Hi Patrick. (Patrick giggles as he whispers into a bubble and sends it over to Spongebob where it pops)
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'''Squidward Bubble:''' Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know. ''(Patrick frowns then sends a bubble over to SpongeBob)''
  
Patrick Bubble: Hi Spongebob. (Spongebob giggles as Squidward gets irritated and makes a bubble of his own from the liquid of his soufflé. Spongebob whispers into another bubble) Spongebob: (whsipering into bubble) Patrick, you’re my best friend in the whole neighborhood. (bubble floats over but is interrupted when Squidward whispers into his "bubble". Squidward's bubble pops Spongebob's bubble by kicking it. Squidward's bubble floats over to Patrick and pops)
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'''Patrick Bubble:''' Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
  
Squidward Bubble: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know. (Patrick frowns then sends a bubble over to Spongebob)
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(whispering into the bubble)'' Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that. ''(bubble floats over to Patrick and pops. Then another bubble floats back over to SpongeBob)''
  
Patrick Bubble: Do you really think that, Patrick?
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'''Patrick Bubble:''' Yeah? Well I think you’re ugly. (another bubble comes over and pops) Yellow is ugly! ''(2 other bubbles, but smaller, floats over and pops and gives SpongeBob a raspberry.)''
  
Spongebob: (whispering into the bubble) Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that. (bubble floats over to Patrick and pops. Then another bubble floats back over to Spongebob)
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(whispering into the bubble)'' Patrick, what are you talking about? ''(bubble floats over to Patrick. One of Squidward's bubbles floats over to SpongeBob and pops)''
  
Patrick Bubble: Yeah? Well I think you’re ugly. (another bubble comes over and pops) Yellow is ugly! (2 other bubbles, but smaller, floats over and pops and gives Spongebob a rasberry.)
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'''Squidward Bubble:''' SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. ''(SpongeBob gasps)'' You give bottom dwellers a bad name. ''(Squidward creates a bunch more. One floats over to SpongeBob)'' If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar. ''(Squidward laughs. Another bubble floats over to Patrick)'' Hey Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop...as some newspaper!
  
Spongebob: (whipsering into the bubble) Patrick, what are you talking about? (bubble floats over to Patrick. One of Squidward's bubbles floats over to Spongebob and pops)
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'''Patrick''': ''(stands up and yells at SpongeBob)'' Well that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
  
Squidward Bubble: Spongebob, I no longer wish to know you. (Spongebob gasps) You give bottom dwellers a bad name. (Squidward creates a bunch more. One floats over to Spongebob) If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar. (Squidward laughs. Another bubble floats over to Patrick) Hey Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop...as some newspaper!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(stands up and yells at Patrick)'' Yeah, well that means that, uhh...so are you!
  
Patrick: (stands up and yells at Spongebob) And that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
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'''Patrick''': Well, you’re a turkey!
  
Spongebob: (stands up and yells at Patrick) Yeah, well that means that, uhh...so are you!
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'''SpongeBob:''' What’s that? ''(at this point, Squidward comes out with a lawn chair and his soufflé)''
  
Patrick: Well, you’re a turkey!
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'''Patrick''': It’s what you are!
  
Spongebob: What’s that? (at this point, Squidward comes out with a lawn chair and his soufflé)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well you’re a bigger one!
  
Patrick: It’s what you are!
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'''Patrick''': Well you’re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
  
Spongebob: Well you’re a bigger one!
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'''SpongeBob:''' What?
  
Patrick: Well you’re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
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'''Patrick''': You are!
  
Spongebob: What?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah? Well it doesn’t matter what you call me, ‘cause I never wanna see you again anyway! ''(SpongeBob goes back inside through the back door and turns around)'' Aww, tarter sauce! ''(shuts door as Patrick opens his rock and slams it on himself and comes up all squished and sounding like an accordion. Squidward laughs a lot and puts the soufflé and fork in his mouth. He chokes on the fork and turns a deeper shade of blue as the letter "K" appears in his left eye and the letter "O" appears in his right eye and flashes appears. Squidward passes out)''
  
Patrick: You are!
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'''Patrick''': Wow, Squidward, you’re choking! (runs over to Squidward) Uhh...uhh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well. ''(takes a big, deep breath and does CPR on Squidward. As he is doing this, each one of Squidward's tentacles suction cups pops up. Eventually, the fork comes out and Patrick grabs it)'' I win!
  
Spongebob: Oh yeah? Well it doesn’t matter what you call me, ‘cause I never wanna see you again anyway! (Spongebob goes back inside through the back door and turns around) Aww, tarter sauce! (shuts door as Patrick opens his rock and slams it on himself and comes up all squished and sounding like an accordian. Squidward laughs a lot and puts the soufflé and fork in his mouth. He chokes on the fork and turns a deeper shade of blue as the letter "K" appears in his left eye and the letter "O" appears in his right eye and flashes appears. Squidward passes out)
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'''Squidward:''' Wow! Patrick, you saved me!
  
Patrick: Wow, Squidward, you’re choking! (runs over to Squidward) Uhh...uhh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well. (takes a big, deep breath and does CPR on Squidward. As he is doing this, each one of Squidward's tentacles suction cups pops up. Eventually, the fork comes out and Patrick grabs it) I win!
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'''Patrick''': I did?
  
Squidward: Wow! Patrick, you saved me!
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'''Squidward:''' Yup! You’re a real lifesaver, friend! (shakes Patrick's hands)
  
Patrick: I did?
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'''Patrick''': Friend? ''(holds Squidward)'' Friend...
  
Squidward: Yup! You’re a real lifesaver, friend! (shakes Patrick's hands)
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'''Squidward:''' Yeah, Patrick, we’re friends ''(steps back)'',just friends. (both notice SpongeBob in his window gazing down with a blank stare)
  
Patrick: Friend? (holds Squidward) Friend...
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'''Patrick''': So what’re we gonna do tonight, best friend? ''(walks with Squidward over to the Easter island head)''
  
Squidward: Yeah, Patrick, we’re friends. (steps back) Just friends. (both notice Spongebob in his window gazing down with a blank stare)
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'''Squidward:''' Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.
  
Patrick: So what’re we gonna do tonight, best friend? (walks with Squidward over to the easter island head)
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'''Patrick''': Clarinet? I love music!
  
Squidward: Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, who needs them? They’re no fun anyway, right, Gary? Gary? ''(knocks on his shell)''
  
Patrick: Clarinet? I love music!
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'''Squidward:''' Squidward will be performing his version of ''Solitude in E minor''.
  
Spongebob: Ahh, who needs them? They’re no fun anyway, right, Gary? Gary? (knocks on his shell)
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'''Patrick''': (sitting on a bench as he claps) Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! ''(Squidward takes a deep breath and plays a note but Patrick falls asleep as soon as he starts playing. Squidward gets angry)''
  
Squidward: Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! ''(holds up three fingers)'' Uhh... ''(draws faces on each finger) The gangs all here... (starts to cry as we see Squidward dragging Patrick, still asleep, outside. Squidward breaks his back after dragging Patrick a few feet)''
  
Patrick: (sitting on a bench as he claps) Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! (Squidward takes a deep breath and plays a note but Patrick falls asleep as soon as he starts playing. Squidward gets angry)
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'''Squidward:''' My back! I threw out my back! (SpongeBob notices)
  
Spongebob: Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! (holds up three fingers) Uhh... (draws faces on each finger) The gangs all here... (starts to cry as we see Squidward dragging Patrick, still asleep, outside. Squidward breaks his back after dragging Patrick a few feet)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, boy, now’s my chance! (jumps out the window)
  
Squidward: My back! I threw out my back! (Spongebob notices)
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'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!
  
Spongebob: Oh, boy, now’s my chance! (jumps out the window)
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'''SpongeBob:''' (running) Don’t worry, Squidward! I’m coming!
  
Squidward: Spongebob? No, no, stay back!
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'''Squidward:''' No, no, no, get away from me!
  
Spongebob: (running) Don’t worry, Squidward! I’m coming!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hang on! I’ll save you! ''(SpongeBob rips off his suit revealing a speedo underneath. Squidward tries to get to his door)''
  
Squidward: No, no, no, get away from me!
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'''Squidward:''' No, no! Get away from me! No, no! ''(SpongeBob jumps off a diving board)''
  
Spongebob: Hang on! I’ll save you! (Spongebob rips off his suit revealing a speedo underneath. Squidward tries to get to his door)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hold on!
  
Squidward: No, no! Get away from me! No, no! (Spongebob jumps off a diving board)
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'''Squidward:''' No, no! Get away! ''(screaming as SpongeBob dives into his back cracking it back into place)'' Oh! I’m ruined! I'm...I’m...I’m...I-I feel great! Thanks, SpongeBob! You’re a real friend! ''(SpongeBob smiles big)''
  
Spongebob: Hold on!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Friend...
  
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'''Squidward:''' N-no, no, no, I didn’t mean that, no-no.
  
Squidward: No, no! Get away! (screaming as Spongebob dives into his back cracking it back into place) Oh! I’m ruined! I'm...I’m...I’m...I-I feel great! Thanks, Spongebob! You’re a real friend! (Spongebob smiles big)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t worry, Squidy old pal. That’s what friends are for. ''(Squidward and SpongeBob walk into the Easter island head)'' So dumb Patrick fell asleep on ya, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!
  
Spongebob: Friend...
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'''Squidward:''' You play?
  
Squidward: N-no, no, no, I didn’t mean that, no-no.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Are you kidding? I’ve been playing bassinet for years! (he takes one from the wall) Give me an A, buddy
  
Spongebob: Don’t worry, Squidy old pal. That’s what friends are for. (Squidward and Spongebob walk into the easter island head) So dumb Patrick fell asleep on ya, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!
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'''Music:''' [[Squidward, My Friend]]
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[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] is my best friend in the world.
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Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
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Squidward likes [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] more than [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
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And Patrick is a dirty stinky, rotten filthy friend stealer!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Umm, I can fix this. ''(Squidward is steaming red and throws SpongeBob out)'' So, uhh, I’ll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!
  
Squidward: You play?
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'''Squidward:''' Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself. ''(opens up the curtain and screams after he sees Patrick in his tub)''
  
Spongebob: Are you kidding? I’ve been playing bassinet for years! (he takes one from the wall) Give me an A, buddy (Squidward plays a note and Spongebob begins to sing) Squidward is my best friend in the world. (Spongebob plays an awful bassinet with high-pitched screeching each note he plays) Squidward is my best friend in the sea. (lets go of the bow and it flies into Squidward's painting of his head. Squidward pulls it out and snaps it in half) Squidward... (Patrick peeks in through the window and sings)
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'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya. ''(shows him a brush and soap)''
  
Patrick: ...likes Patrick, more than Spongebob! (shuts the door on Patrick and makes him fall)
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'''Squidward:''' Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on! ''(SpongeBob peeks in through the upstairs window)''
  
Spongebob: And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend-stealer! (breaks the bassinet into pieces) Umm, I can fix this. (Squidward is steaming red and throws Spongebob out) So, uhh, I’ll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!
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'''SpongeBob:''' What’s the matter, Squidward, old buddy? ''(notices Patrick in the bath-tub)'' Oh, ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and... ''(shown bath toys)'' …rubber bath toys! ''(SpongeBob & Patrick argue as Squidward runs away)''
  
Squidward: Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself. (opens up the curtain and screams after he sees Patrick in his tub)
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'''Squidward:''' Ahh! This can’t be happening to me!
  
Patrick: Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya. (shows him a brush and soap)
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'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Squidward?!
  
Squidward: Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on! (Spongebob peeks in through the upstairs window)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Buddy?!
  
Spongebob: What’s the matter, Squidward, old buddy? (notices Patrick in the bath-tub) Oh, ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and... (shown bath toys) …rubber bath toys! (Spongebob & Patrick argue as Squidward runs away)
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'''Patrick''': Squidward?!
  
Squidward: Ahh! This can’t be happening to me!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Where'd ya go, friend?
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Squidward?!
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'''Patrick''': Where are ya, ol' buddy?
  
Spongebob: Buddy?!
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'''Squidward:''' ''(in a trash-can)'' Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!
  
Patrick: Squidward?!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(reading a magazine as the doorbell rings a letter is pushed under the door. Then he smells it)'' Squidward. ''(opens it)'' A dinner party? I’d love to! ''(SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door and Squidward opens it)'' Did you miss me?
  
Spongebob: Where'd ya go, friend?
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'''Squidward:''' Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)
  
Patrick: Where are ya, ol' buddy?
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'''SpongeBob:''' I’d much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when he sees Patrick) Say, what gives? I’m not sitting near that maniac!
  
Squidward: (in a trash-can) Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!
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'''Patrick''': Me neither! This was a setup!
  
Spongebob: (reading a magazine as the doorbell rings a letter is pushed under the door. Then he smells it) Squidward. (opens it) A dinner party? I’d love to! (Spongebob knocks on Squidward's door and Squidward opens it) Did you miss me?
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'''Squidward:''' I thought you two were my best friends.
  
Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)
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'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' I am your best friend!
  
Spongebob: I’d much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when he sees Patrick) Say, what gives? I’m not sitting near that maniac!
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'''Squidward:''' (takes out a bottle of soda) Well, how about some soda, guys? (SpongeBob shows him his glass)
Patrick: Me neither! This was a setup!
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Squidward: I thought you two were my best friends.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, please! ''(Squidward gives him some soda)'' Thanks, friend. ''(flicks Squidward's nose)''
  
Spongebob & Patrick: I am your best friend!
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'''Patrick''': How about some for your best friend? ''(SpongeBob gets the soda instead of Patrick)''
  
Squidward: (takes out a bottle of soda) Well, how about some soda, guys? (Spongebob shows him his glass)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, best friend! ''(drinks)''
  
Spongebob: Yes, please! (Squidward gives him some soda) Thanks, friend. (flicks Squidward's nose)
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'''Patrick''': Can I have some now, buddy?
  
Patrick: How about some for your best friend? (Spongebob gets the soda instead of Patrick)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, I need some more! ''(pours SpongeBob another glass)''
  
Spongebob: Thanks, best friend! (drinks)
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'''Patrick''': I still didn’t get any! ''(SpongeBob gives Patrick his soda)''
  
Patrick: Can I have some now, buddy?
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'''SpongeBob:''' There ya go. More please! ''(Squidward fills his glass as SpongeBob drinks it really fast)''
  
Spongebob: Wait, I need some more! (pours Spongebob another glass)
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Patrick: I still didn’t get any! (Spongebob gives Patrick his soda)
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: There ya go. More please! (Squidward fills his glass as Spongebob drinks it really fast)
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'''Patrick''': (''shows Squidward his glass)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': (''shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward! ''(shows Squidward his glass again but it's still full)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!
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'''Squidward:''' Patrick, your glass is full.
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah...
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward! (shows Squidward his glass again but it's still full) Hey, Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Squidward: Patrick, your glass is full.
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: Oh, yeah.
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': ''(shows Squidward his glass)'' Hey, Squidward!
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' ''(both show Squidward their glass)'' Squidward!
  
Spongebob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!
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'''Squidward:''' Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop. I’m gonna go get some more. (walks away) Why don’t you just stay here and chat? ''(closes door. Then we are shown SpongeBob and Patrick not wanting to look at each other. Then SpongeBob hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire house is full of bubbles as Squidward walks up to his door. Then a crashing sound is heard)'' I should just walk away right now. (opens door to find his house destroyed) What a surprise... I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today? ''(pieces around the door break)''
  
Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Guess what, Squidward? ''(both hug)''
  
Spongebob & Patrick: (both show Squidward their glass) Squidward!
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'''Patrick''': Me and SpongeBob are friends again!
  
Squidward: Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop. I’m gonna go get some more. (walks away) Why don’t you just stay here and chat? (closes door. Then we are shown Spongebob and Patrick not wanting to look at each other. Then Spongebob hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire house is full of bubbles as Squidward walks up to his door. Then a crashing sound is heard) I should just walk away right now. (opens door to find his house destroyed) What a surprise. I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today? (pieces around the door break)
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'''Squidward:''' Great. Go be friends somewhere else.
  
Spongebob: Guess what, Squidward? (both hug)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don’t you want us to help you clean this up a little?
  
Patrick: Me and Spongebob are friends again!
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'''Squidward:''' NO! Out! ''(both walk out)''
  
Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Psst, I think he’s jealous.
  
Spongebob: Don’t you want us to help you clean this up a little?
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'''Patrick''': How pathetic. ''(Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around the door falls on his back)''
  
Squidward: NO! Out! (both walk out)
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, my back!
  
Spongebob: Psst, I think he’s jealous.
 
  
Patrick: How pathetic. (Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around the door falls on his back)
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Squidward: Oh, my back!
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[edit] Dialogue

Squidward: Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created. Congratulations, chef! (gets dressed off screen by taking a shower, gargling, and brushing his teeth. Comes out in a tuxedo and sits down but he hears giggling coming from outside. He goes to check on it and notices SpongeBob and Patrick playing with bubbles. SpongeBob whispers into the bubble and it floats right next to Patrick's head and pops) SpongeBob Bubble: Hi Patrick. (Patrick giggles as he whispers into a bubble and sends it over to SpongeBob where it pops)

Patrick Bubble: Hi SpongeBob. (SpongeBob giggles as Squidward gets irritated and makes a bubble of his own from the liquid of his soufflé. SpongeBob whispers into another bubble) SpongeBob: (whispering into bubble) Patrick, you’re my best friend in the whole neighborhood. (bubble floats over but is interrupted when Squidward whispers into his "bubble". Squidward's bubble pops SpongeBob's bubble by kicking it. Squidward's bubble floats over to Patrick and pops)

Squidward Bubble: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know. (Patrick frowns then sends a bubble over to SpongeBob)

Patrick Bubble: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: (whispering into the bubble) Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that. (bubble floats over to Patrick and pops. Then another bubble floats back over to SpongeBob)

Patrick Bubble: Yeah? Well I think you’re ugly. (another bubble comes over and pops) Yellow is ugly! (2 other bubbles, but smaller, floats over and pops and gives SpongeBob a raspberry.)

SpongeBob: (whispering into the bubble) Patrick, what are you talking about? (bubble floats over to Patrick. One of Squidward's bubbles floats over to SpongeBob and pops)

Squidward Bubble: SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. (SpongeBob gasps) You give bottom dwellers a bad name. (Squidward creates a bunch more. One floats over to SpongeBob) If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar. (Squidward laughs. Another bubble floats over to Patrick) Hey Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop...as some newspaper!

Patrick: (stands up and yells at SpongeBob) Well that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!

SpongeBob: (stands up and yells at Patrick) Yeah, well that means that, uhh...so are you!

Patrick: Well, you’re a turkey!

SpongeBob: What’s that? (at this point, Squidward comes out with a lawn chair and his soufflé)

Patrick: It’s what you are!

SpongeBob: Well you’re a bigger one!

Patrick: Well you’re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: You are!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well it doesn’t matter what you call me, ‘cause I never wanna see you again anyway! (SpongeBob goes back inside through the back door and turns around) Aww, tarter sauce! (shuts door as Patrick opens his rock and slams it on himself and comes up all squished and sounding like an accordion. Squidward laughs a lot and puts the soufflé and fork in his mouth. He chokes on the fork and turns a deeper shade of blue as the letter "K" appears in his left eye and the letter "O" appears in his right eye and flashes appears. Squidward passes out)

Patrick: Wow, Squidward, you’re choking! (runs over to Squidward) Uhh...uhh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well. (takes a big, deep breath and does CPR on Squidward. As he is doing this, each one of Squidward's tentacles suction cups pops up. Eventually, the fork comes out and Patrick grabs it) I win!

Squidward: Wow! Patrick, you saved me!

Patrick: I did?

Squidward: Yup! You’re a real lifesaver, friend! (shakes Patrick's hands)

Patrick: Friend? (holds Squidward) Friend...

Squidward: Yeah, Patrick, we’re friends (steps back),just friends. (both notice SpongeBob in his window gazing down with a blank stare)

Patrick: So what’re we gonna do tonight, best friend? (walks with Squidward over to the Easter island head)

Squidward: Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.

Patrick: Clarinet? I love music!

SpongeBob: Ahh, who needs them? They’re no fun anyway, right, Gary? Gary? (knocks on his shell)

Squidward: Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.

Patrick: (sitting on a bench as he claps) Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! (Squidward takes a deep breath and plays a note but Patrick falls asleep as soon as he starts playing. Squidward gets angry)

SpongeBob: Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! (holds up three fingers) Uhh... (draws faces on each finger) The gangs all here... (starts to cry as we see Squidward dragging Patrick, still asleep, outside. Squidward breaks his back after dragging Patrick a few feet)

Squidward: My back! I threw out my back! (SpongeBob notices)

SpongeBob: Oh, boy, now’s my chance! (jumps out the window)

Squidward: SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

SpongeBob: (running) Don’t worry, Squidward! I’m coming!

Squidward: No, no, no, get away from me!

SpongeBob: Hang on! I’ll save you! (SpongeBob rips off his suit revealing a speedo underneath. Squidward tries to get to his door)

Squidward: No, no! Get away from me! No, no! (SpongeBob jumps off a diving board)

SpongeBob: Hold on!

Squidward: No, no! Get away! (screaming as SpongeBob dives into his back cracking it back into place) Oh! I’m ruined! I'm...I’m...I’m...I-I feel great! Thanks, SpongeBob! You’re a real friend! (SpongeBob smiles big)

SpongeBob: Friend...

Squidward: N-no, no, no, I didn’t mean that, no-no.

SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Squidy old pal. That’s what friends are for. (Squidward and SpongeBob walk into the Easter island head) So dumb Patrick fell asleep on ya, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!

Squidward: You play?

SpongeBob: Are you kidding? I’ve been playing bassinet for years! (he takes one from the wall) Give me an A, buddy

Music: Squidward, My Friend

Squidward is my best friend in the world.
Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
Squidward likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
And Patrick is a dirty stinky, rotten filthy friend stealer!

SpongeBob: Umm, I can fix this. (Squidward is steaming red and throws SpongeBob out) So, uhh, I’ll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!

Squidward: Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself. (opens up the curtain and screams after he sees Patrick in his tub)

Patrick: Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya. (shows him a brush and soap)

Squidward: Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on! (SpongeBob peeks in through the upstairs window)

SpongeBob: What’s the matter, Squidward, old buddy? (notices Patrick in the bath-tub) Oh, ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and... (shown bath toys) …rubber bath toys! (SpongeBob & Patrick argue as Squidward runs away)

Squidward: Ahh! This can’t be happening to me!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward?!

SpongeBob: Buddy?!

Patrick: Squidward?!

SpongeBob: Where'd ya go, friend?

Patrick: Where are ya, ol' buddy?

Squidward: (in a trash-can) Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!

SpongeBob: (reading a magazine as the doorbell rings a letter is pushed under the door. Then he smells it) Squidward. (opens it) A dinner party? I’d love to! (SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door and Squidward opens it) Did you miss me?

Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)

SpongeBob: I’d much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when he sees Patrick) Say, what gives? I’m not sitting near that maniac!

Patrick: Me neither! This was a setup!

Squidward: I thought you two were my best friends.

SpongeBob & Patrick: I am your best friend!

Squidward: (takes out a bottle of soda) Well, how about some soda, guys? (SpongeBob shows him his glass)

SpongeBob: Yes, please! (Squidward gives him some soda) Thanks, friend. (flicks Squidward's nose)

Patrick: How about some for your best friend? (SpongeBob gets the soda instead of Patrick)

SpongeBob: Thanks, best friend! (drinks)

Patrick: Can I have some now, buddy?

SpongeBob: Wait, I need some more! (pours SpongeBob another glass)

Patrick: I still didn’t get any! (SpongeBob gives Patrick his soda)

SpongeBob: There ya go. More please! (Squidward fills his glass as SpongeBob drinks it really fast)

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward! (shows Squidward his glass again but it's still full) Hey, Squidward!

Squidward: Patrick, your glass is full.

Patrick: Oh, yeah...

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob & Patrick: (both show Squidward their glass) Squidward!

Squidward: Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop. I’m gonna go get some more. (walks away) Why don’t you just stay here and chat? (closes door. Then we are shown SpongeBob and Patrick not wanting to look at each other. Then SpongeBob hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire house is full of bubbles as Squidward walks up to his door. Then a crashing sound is heard) I should just walk away right now. (opens door to find his house destroyed) What a surprise... I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today? (pieces around the door break)

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? (both hug)

Patrick: Me and SpongeBob are friends again!

Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.

SpongeBob: Don’t you want us to help you clean this up a little?

Squidward: NO! Out! (both walk out)

SpongeBob: Psst, I think he’s jealous.

Patrick: How pathetic. (Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around the door falls on his back)

Squidward: Oh, my back!


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