Sherm SquarePants

Revision as of 16:59, 3 January 2011

Sherm Adolf Shermington before his suicide
Species:	Sponge
First Mention:	Krab Borg
First Appearance:	Penis fracture an ugly story.
Color:	Yellow
Sexual Orientation:	homosexual, nekrophile and sadist
Weight:	Light as a Sponge
Family:	Mother SquarePants Father SquarePants Grandma SquarePants Grandpa SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Cousin BlackJack SquarePants Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants Stanley S. SquarePants
Factors:	He can stick a watermelon up his nose and his anus
Friends:	Possibly The Manson Family

Adolf "Sherm" Shermington was a sentenced to death serial killer, rapist and cannibal. It is estimated he has in the space of Topples Bikini Bottom killed 5-100 fish, raped them post mortem, cut them in small pieces, cook and devoured them .

Looks

In an interview he said: I look like shit!. Furthermore, his penis is 30 inches long, according to him.

Biography

Sherm grew up in an environment characterized by violence, his father was an alcoholic and beat the young Sherm and his mother sexually abused him, early on he developed violent fantasies to kill his parents. At age 12 his parents gave him up for adoption, he was adopted by two gays who abused him as a sex slave. Although it had no legal consequences but Sherm put a fire in which his guardian died, this is probably his first double murder. At 14, he discovers that he was a sadist, he began to torture animals. By his own statement he wanted to know how they look from the inside. He was adopted by a farmer of him abused for heavy physical work. On the farm, he began to pass from slaughtered animals. On the farm, he met a girl with a porn magazines he wanted this just as excited as him when he forced her to have sex with him, she screamed, then he killed her. When the farmer discovered the body and wanted to pass this to her was raped by Sherm, he later strangled him. Then he ejaculated over the corps, then he heard music for many hours. Since the farm was far away from civilization, the bodies were found this one until weeks later. Sherm fled to the city to eke out as a hustler. On the way to the next town he was forced by a pedophile for sex. He gets that overwhelm, then he forced him to oral sex. Then he strangled him and raped him post mortem. He later worked as pimps and brothel owner. At 20 he murdered Susie Fish, with a knife he cut off her breasts and processed it to Chili Concarne. The food he sold to the homeless, he also ate itself too. At 22 he began a series of rape. E.g. it also fell victim to Larry Flynt, with this he should have had anal sex before. His victims were: women, men, children, infants, retirees, the other entire families. He cut them accessible to the reproductive organs as needed, cooked and ate them. During the search of his apartment were: vibrators, adult DVDs, sex dolls, semen and fecal traces, a plastic vagina and by him as such designated giant dildo. On his PC were found almost exclusively pornographic videos, pictures and texts. Especially violent porn and animal porn were to be found. In his refrigerator was found fish meat and the head and the genitalia of Larry Flynt. Furthermore, they found some pictures of an erect penis, one suspects that he has stolen from Squiward. They also found nude photos of Sherm, probably made by him Squiward. He was caught red-handed when he tried to castrate a surfer. He was killed by the police almost. In a psychiatric examination it was discovered that Sherm was suffering from schizophrenia. He killed himself with a watermelon that had smuggled through his anus.

Trivia

• He also wrote a book called My ass was fucked bloody.

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