Squidly's Songs (Song)

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Squidly's Songs are the songs in the episode Dunces and Dragons. Seven songs are sung throughout the episode.


[edit] Lyrics

[edit] Song #1

I was the king's favorite fool,
I made merry mirth and laughter.
But I told one bad joke, 
And the king had a stroke,
And now I hang from ye ol' rafter.

[edit] Song #2

The evil wizard's dragon is here,
See the townsfolk scream with fear.
See the townsfolk try to run.
I can tell this won't be fun.
The dragon will torch everything.
Anything in the valley.
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
And even Ye Olde Bowling Alley.

(After the song, a citizen says "Not the bowling alley!")

[edit] Song #3

Oh, hear me king, for I must sing
How you are the greatest at everything,
Like letting a dragon burn down our city.
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty.
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
You are bad, you are to blame.
Now hang your kingly head in shame.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
The king is bad, the king's to blame.
He hangs his kingly head in shame.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

[edit] Song #4

Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please.
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees.
Pray take take these two and let me go free,
and I will give to thee some...cheese!

[edit] Song #5

Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower.
By the sounds of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

[edit] Song #6

There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart.
He let me go free, for he had a big heart.

(After the song, Squidly gets zapped by the Dragon Jellyfish and says "Everyone be-eth a critic.")

[edit] Song #7

Hark! Ring the bell.
'Twas all ended well.
The dragon is vanquished,
The princess returned,
And only a few of us got badly burned.
Dunces and Dragons

Characters: SpongeBobPatrickMauriceMaurice's WifeLeech (Ancestor of Gary) • Squidly (Ancestor of Squidward) • Princess Pearl (Ancestor of Pearl) • King Krabs (Ancestor of Mr. Krabs) • Dark Knight (Ancestor of Sandy) • Planktonamor (Ancestor of Plankton) • Dragon Jellyfish (Ancestor of Jellyfish King) • Black Smith
Locations: Ye Olde Folks HomeMedieval MomentsYe Olde Bowling AlleyBlacksmith
Songs: Squidly's Songs
Food: Mutton

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