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Grandma SquarePants
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Grandma's looks include: | Grandma's looks include: | ||
* Fluffy white pubic hair | * Fluffy white pubic hair | ||
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* A Green G-String | * A Green G-String | ||
* Herpes all over | * Herpes all over | ||
* A penis like SpongeBob's | * A penis like SpongeBob's | ||
* Her ass/vagina looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat | * Her ass/vagina looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat | ||
| − | + | *she has the asshole of a seven year old | |
| + | *saggy D-cup titties | ||
She is a slutty ho like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a dirty phone sex voice | She is a slutty ho like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a dirty phone sex voice | ||
Revision as of 03:05, 28 January 2009
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| Grandma SquarePants | |
| Gender: | Female |
| Species: | Sponge |
| Color: | Orange |
| Birthday: | Unknown |
| Height: | Average |
| Family: | |
| Voiced By: | Marion Ross
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Grandma SquarePants is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a nice, friendly old lady. She lives in a nice house at Conch Street. She is married to SpongeBob's Grandfather who SpongeBob mentions every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together. She is the mother of Harold SquarePants (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode Grandma's Kisses.
She makes SpongeBob cookies when he comes over, and lets him wear a cookie-eating hat. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and reads him a story about a magical sea leprechaun. She gives SpongeBob a big kiss when he leaves her house, and everyone at the Krusty Krab sees this. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma tells him he does not have to kid to get a grandmother's love.
She cameos in the episode: BlackJack, where SpongeBob thinks Cousin BlackJack SquarePants kidnapped her.
Appearance
Grandma's looks include:
- Fluffy white pubic hair
- a really huge dick
- A Green G-String
- Herpes all over
- A penis like SpongeBob's
- Her ass/vagina looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat
- she has the asshole of a seven year old
- saggy D-cup titties
She is a slutty ho like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a dirty phone sex voice
Trivia
- She also appears in a SpongeBob porno called "Confessions of a Vietnamese Hooker", where she is violated by a reporter. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the men's bathroom to have red-hot,spicy monkey sex in honor of her birthday.
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