FitzPatrick Star

FitzPatrick with his twin cousin and the Goofy Goober Waiter serving the cousins two Triple Gooberberry Sunrises.

FitzPatrick Star is Patrick Star's evil, long-lost twin cousin who appears on The Patrick Star Show episode FitzPatrick.

Looks

He looks almost exactly like Patrick. The only differences are that FitzPatrick has orange hair on his head and his skin tone is slightly lighter.

Role in episode

FitzPatrick first appears early in the episode when Patrick is being "married" to his veiled bride, who turns out to be a giant cake. FitzPatrick jumps out of the cake, and while a hesitant Squidina doesn't remember who he is, Patrick does not find the situation strange and goes with him.

The cousins walk down the street, where FitzPatrick announces that he will impersonate Patrick and ruin his reputation. Patrick is not bothered and invites him to Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat. There, FitzPatrick takes off his hair and puts it on Patrick to disguise himself. He short-circuits the performing Goofy Scoopers to sing a song, as Patrick, about the bad deeds he has done. The band members explode, causing the kids to scream and run away. The Goofy Manager and Big Jim kick the two of them out, although Patrick reveals that he gets banned from Goofy Goober's weekly, and he and the manager are friends. FitzPatrick is disappointed by this, and Patrick takes him to Near Mint Comic Books.

At the comic store, FitzPatrick gives Patrick his hair and a fantasy comic book to keep him busy. In the comic, a barbarian Patrick fights off a wizard Bubble Bass, who enchants him into different animals. FitzPatrick destroys and vandalizes the store, attracting the attention of the cashier. The guests blame Patrick, and the cashier kicks him out. To FitzPatrick's dismay, however, this does not matter since there is an entire district of comic book stores that Patrick can go to instead.

Patrick and FitzPatrick arrive home in time for The Patrick Show!, which is broadcast across the world. Realizing his chance to ruin Patrick's reputation, FitzPatrick shoves him into the time closet, disguises himself, and goes on stage. There, he makes insulting jokes towards the audience and has them stung by jellyfish. For the finale, he hooks the cork at the bottom of a boat, intending to sink it and crush the audience (not realizing that the boat is full of "cork-in-the-bottom brand ice cream"). However, he is interrupted by an influx of Patricks from "every timeline" pouring out of the time closet. The real Patrick returns, and FitzPatrick is dragged back into the closet. The time closet kicks out FitzPatrick into the same barbarian dimension as the comic book. FitzPatrick announces his plans to imitate the barbarian Patrick, who reacts by magically turning him into a sea urchin. FitzPatrick then chases after a similar sea urchin to "ruin its reputation."

Trivia

• Even though he is Patrick's cousin, he is not on his family tree seen in Rule of Dumb. The same goes for Ed, who appears in the book The Never Ending Stay.

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