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SpongeBob: Huh...Patrick
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Episode Article: [[Toy Store of Doom]]
  
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Patrcik: Yeah?
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward]]
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*Security Guard
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*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
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*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
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*Crane Operator
  
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SpongeBob: Whaddya wanna do today?
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==Dialogue==
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Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?
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Patrick: Yeah?
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Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?
  
 
Patrick: I don't know.
 
Patrick: I don't know.
  
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess we could play something. How about a yo-
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Spongebob: I guess we could play something.
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Spongebob: A yo-yo?
  
 
Patrick: No.
 
Patrick: No.
  
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SpongeBob: -yo? Buried Treasure Board Game?
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Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?
  
 
Patrick: Nah.
 
Patrick: Nah.
  
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SpongeBob: Dollies?
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Spongebob: Bikes?
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Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
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Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah.
  
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Patrick: Hm.....no. No. Nope. No. Uh-uh. Nope. No.
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Spongebob: This?
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SpongeBob: How about this?
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Old Man Jenkins: Hello.
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Old man genkins: Hello.
  
 
Patrick: Uh-uh.
 
Patrick: Uh-uh.
  
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SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures! Ew. Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy.
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Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures.
  
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Patrick: (chewing a Mermaid Man action figure) Yeah, that'll happen.
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Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.
  
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SpongeBob: Ugh, there is just nothing to play with.
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(Patrick chewing on mermaid man)
  
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Patrick: Well, there's gotta be somethng we can do.
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Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
  
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Squidward: (walks out of the shower) Ladda-de ladd-dum ladda-do... Hey what are you doing in my house?
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Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.
  
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SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
  
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Squidward: GET OUT!
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Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do...
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Patrick: We hadn't thought of that one.
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Squidward: (pushes SpongeBob, Patrick, and a pile of toys out the door) I believe this pile belongs to you. (throws Old Man Jenkins out the door)
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Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house?
  
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Old Man Jenkins: Where we goin' now, boys?
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Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?  
  
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Patrick: I'm so bored. There's gotta be something we can do! (A helicopter drops a billboard.)
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Squidward: Get out!
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick:(reading) It's Coming! (not reading) Oh, boy! (singing) It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
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Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.
  
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Patrick: (reading another billboard) Almost there! (reading another billboard) Here it is!
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(Squidward kicks them out)
  
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SpongeBob: (reading another billboard) Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest... (reading another billboard) Toy store! (not reading) Well, we're here.
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Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you.
  
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Patrick: Where's the toy store?
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Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
  
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess it's not open yet.
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Spongebob: Mmm.
  
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Patrick: Not...open? (a crane drops the new toy store on the ground.)
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Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!
  
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Construction worker: What are you cryin' about?
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Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!
  
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Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but it's not open yet.
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(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")
  
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Construction worker: Well, it's open now. Look! See? Feel better now?
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Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming?
  
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Patrick: Mm-hm.
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Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!
  
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Construction woker: Then quit yer cryin' and get in there! (throws Patrick into the toy store)
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Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
  
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SpongeBob: I got it. (throws himself into the toy store) Patrick! Patrick, get up...
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Patrick: Almost there!
  
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Patrick: Uh, no thanks. I'm good down here.
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Patrick: Here it is!
  
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SpongeBob: Look. Wow! (gasp!) Patrick, look at that. (points at a cashier)
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Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!
  
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Patrick: Wow.
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(Spongebob gasps)
  
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Steve the cashier: Can I help you?
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Patrick: Ohhh.
  
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SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me. Do you like to sing?!
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Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
  
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Steve: Oh, no.
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Spongebob: Well, we're here.
  
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Narrator: Several song-filled hours later...
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Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
  
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SpongeBob: (singing) Toy storious! Toys! La, la! Yeah! (not singing) Hey, Patrick.
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Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.
  
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Patrick: (winding a wind-up toy) Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?
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Patrick: Not open?
  
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SpongeBob: It's not a tutu! It's a man-tu! You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
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(Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)
  
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Patrick: Uh-huh. (lets go of the wind-up toy. It rams into a fish.)
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(A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry)
  
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Fish: Aaahhhhhhhhh!
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Builder: What are you crying about?
  
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SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!
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Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
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(Patrick cries some more)
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Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!
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Builder: See? Feel better, now?
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Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
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Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)
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Spongebob: I got it.
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(Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel)
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Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up.
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Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
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Spongebob: Look!
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Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
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Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that!
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Patrick: (gasps) wow.
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Store owner: Can I help you?
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Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing?
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Store owner: Oh no.
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(Spongebob clears his throat)
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(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)
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(Spongebob plays a hermomica)
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Spongebob: La...
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Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
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Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.
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Spongebob: Hey, patrick.
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Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube?
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Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube.
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Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
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Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
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(The robot walks away)
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Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end!
  
 
Patrick: Never!
 
Patrick: Never!
  
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Voice on loudspeaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
  
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Baby: I don't wanna go!
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Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
  
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Timmy: Dad! I want it! No!
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Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
  
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SpongeBob: Aw, the store's closing. We'll have to leave now.
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Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.
  
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Patrick: What part of "never" do you not understand?
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Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.
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Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave.
  
 
Patrick: I'm not moving.
 
Patrick: I'm not moving.
  
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SpongeBob: But they'll just come and kick us out!
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Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.
  
 
Patrick: Not if we hide.
 
Patrick: Not if we hide.
  
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SpongeBob: Hide? Isn't that kinda sneaky?
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Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky?
  
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Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky alright. Very sneaky. C'mon, haven't you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself.
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Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
  
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SpongeBob: No. But I do now. What do we do first?
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Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?
  
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Patrick: We need to find a hiding place where they'll never find us. And I know just the place.
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Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
  
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Guard worm: (barks and sniffs a doll house)
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Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...
  
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Security guard: Come on. Let's go. The store is empty, so go ahead and lock it up, Frank.
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Police man: Go on. Let's go.
  
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Steve: My name is Steve
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Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank.
  
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Security guard: Whatever floats yer boat, Frank.
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Storw owner: My name is steve.
  
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Patrick: The coast is clear. (tries to get out of the doll house) Push, SpongeBob! Push! Push, man, push! (squeezes out of the doll house) Okay, SpongeBob gimmie your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself. (pulls SpongeBob out of the doll house)
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Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.
  
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SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it. Yay!
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Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!
  
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Patrick: Yay! Oh, this is so awesome.
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Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.
  
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SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it! (The lights turn off.)
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Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself.
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (run through the store while screaming. They eventually crash into each other.)
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Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?
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Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it.
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Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
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Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
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Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
  
 
Patrick: What?
 
Patrick: What?
  
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SpongeBob: I said, "Is that you?"
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Spongebob: I said is that you?
  
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Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry. I'll just use my Night Vision.
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Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
  
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SpongeBob: You have Night Vision?
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Spongebob: You have night-vision?
  
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Patrick: (turns on his Night Vision) Yeah.
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(Patrick shines the light)
  
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SpongeBob: How long have you had that?
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Patrick: Yeah.
  
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Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
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Spongebob: How long have you had that?
  
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SpongeBob: Oh, yeah.
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Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?
  
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Patrick: Well, I guess it worked its way into my brain. (The flashlight burns out.) Shoot! The batteries are dead! It's dark... and scary!
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Spongebob: Oh yeah.
  
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SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find a light switch. But ya have to put me down first.
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Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
  
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Patrick: Yeah. Right, SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns all peachy.
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Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
  
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SpongeBob: Yes.
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(Patrick cries)
  
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Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We're surrounded!
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Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.
  
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SpongeBob: By... toys?
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Spongebob: You got to let me down first.
  
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Patrick: That...want...to...get us.
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Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
  
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SpongeBob: Gah!!!
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Spongebob: Yes.
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Aaahhhhhh!!!! (They see a shadow of a moving figure). Aaahhhh! (The shadow continues to chase them, so they hide in a gumball machine).
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Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!
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Spongebob: The toys?
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Patrick: The ones to get us!
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(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)
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Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
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(They hear the robot stomping)
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
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Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
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Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
 
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
 
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
  
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SpongeBob: No.
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Spongebob: No.
  
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Patrick: Are we going to the lady's room again?
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Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?
  
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SpongeBob: No. We're going to fight back and we are going to win!
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Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (grab cans of bubbles, licorice ropes, and more. They gear up and try to look like men in the army).
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Patrick: That was fun! Now let's dress up as fairy princesses! (The shadow appears and is revealed to be the toy that Patrick had wound up earlier).
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SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?
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Spongebob: And we are going to win!
  
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Patrick: Let's get some!
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(Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things)
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (blow bubbles at the wind-up toy. It does nothing). Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Nothing can stop it!
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Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
  
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SpongeBob: It was nice knowin' ya, pal.
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Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
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Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy. (The toy stops. Patrick winds it up again).
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Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, don't!
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Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Spongebob: Ready, patrick?
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Patrick: Let's get some!
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(Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
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Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.
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(Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)
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(Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out)
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(Patrick twists the robot)
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Spongebob: Patrick, don't!
  
 
Patrick: What?
 
Patrick: What?
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Aaahhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Kids: Yay!
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Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business.
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Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.
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Kids: Yay...!
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob: My eyes!
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Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.
  
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Steve: (opens the store again) The Toy Barrel is now open for business. Prepare for more fun than you've ever had.
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Patrick: Hey, they're open!
  
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Kids: (cheering)
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(Patrick laughs)
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (run out of the store)
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Patrick: I love toys!
  
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SpongeBob: My eyes!!
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{{Slogan}}
  
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Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store. Hey, they're open! (runs to the store) I love toys!
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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom

Characters

Dialogue

Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don't know.

Spongebob: I guess we could play something.

Spongebob: A yo-yo?

Patrick: No.

Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

Spongebob: Bikes?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah.

Spongebob: This?

Old man genkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures.

Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.

(Patrick chewing on mermaid man)

Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.

Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.

Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do...

Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house?

Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: Get out!

Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.

(Squidward kicks them out)

Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you.

Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

Spongebob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming?

Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!

Patrick: Almost there!

Patrick: Here it is!

Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!

(Spongebob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

Spongebob: Well, we're here.

Patrick: But, where's the toy store?

Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.

Patrick: Not open?

(Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)

(A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!

Builder: See? Feel better, now?

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)

Spongebob: I got it.

(Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel)

Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.

Spongebob: Look!

Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) wow.

Store owner: Can I help you?

Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing?

Store owner: Oh no.

(Spongebob clears his throat)

(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)

(Spongebob plays a hermomica)

Spongebob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.

Spongebob: Hey, patrick.

Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube?

Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube.

Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot walks away)

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!

Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?

Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave.

Patrick: I'm not moving.

Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Go on. Let's go.

Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank.

Storw owner: My name is steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.

Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.

Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself.

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it.

Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.

Spongebob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines the light)

Patrick: Yeah.

Spongebob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?

Spongebob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.

Spongebob: You got to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!

Spongebob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!

Spongebob: The toys?

Patrick: The ones to get us!

(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

Spongebob: No.

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?

Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.

Spongebob: And we are going to win!

(Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!

Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Ready, patrick?

Patrick: Let's get some!

(Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.

(Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick twists the robot)

Spongebob: Patrick, don't!

Patrick: What?

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kids: Yay!

Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business.

Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: My eyes!

Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.

Patrick: Hey, they're open!

(Patrick laughs)

Patrick: I love toys!

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