Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
Top of Trench
 
  
(The Group happily reachs the top as SpongeBob notes a sign)
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===Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing===
                 
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'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
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(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men...(They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)
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'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.
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(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?
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(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)
  
'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)
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'''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us? Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
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'''Lloyd:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
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'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Took SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache from their faces) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
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'''Patrick:''' Kids?!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Now, now, now. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
  
'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (Dennis grew a mustache)
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'''Both:''' Shell City?
  
'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?
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'''Lloyd:'''Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
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'''SpongeBob:''' That's right.
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
  
'''Dennis:'''All right. Enough gab.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)
       
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'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?
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'''Bully:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)
       
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'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Plankton?
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'''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?
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'''Lloyd:''' 12.
  
'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
he wanted me to step on you.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Step on us?
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'''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' They're dead.
  
'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out
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===Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened===
that he stole the crown! Perhaps I've said too much.
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'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.
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(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)
  
'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. I love this job! (large boot stomps on Dennis)
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(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)
  
'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot!
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'''Plankton:''' Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives. Thank you, stranger. Stranger?
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'''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.
  
'''Patrick:''' It's the Cyclops!
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'''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!
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'''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)
  
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'''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.
(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered)
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'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?
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'''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. Artificially colored rocks? I don't know where we are. What is this?
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'''Man:''' (happily) My helmet!
  
'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
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(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)
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'''Plankton:''' Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl. Hey, there's some fish folk.
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'''Karen:''' I never agreed.
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
  
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'''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his [[Patrick|pink friend]]. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this...Help us out of the tank!
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'''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second. Those fish are dead.
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===Chapter 20: Meet Dennis===
  
'''Patrick:''' What's he gonna do with us? Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.
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(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of...Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.
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'''Dennis:''' (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.
  
'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)
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'''Gas Station Fish #1:''' Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish
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laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table) The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
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===Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble===
  
'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.
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(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going) 
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'''Patrick:''' Going on.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
  
'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs? I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm fell off then Patrick tried to put it back)
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'''Patrick:''' Yup.
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' (Old man voice) Thanks.
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'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
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'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gonna get that crown.
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, yeah. All right.
  
'''Patrick:''' Shell City.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Victory.
   
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
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'''Patrick:''' Shell City.
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'''Patrick:''' Are we there yet?
   
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'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
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'''Patrick:''' Shell City.
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'''SpongeBob:''' We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
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'''Patrick:''' ''By car''.
  
'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."
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'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we still had our car.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (He and Patrick notice Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, look!
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)
  
'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!   
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===Chapter 22: The Thug Tug===
                 
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'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (both shed one tear of joy)
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'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weakly voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...             
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'''SpongeBob:''' The key!
         
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'''Patrick:''' (Also in a weakly voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
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'''Patrick:''' Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see loads of Thugs drinking, playing pool and fighting. They both see a ski masked Thug with the spatula key in his pocket)
(the two dehydrate)
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'''SpongeBob:''' There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
The Theater
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(All of the pirates are crying)
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'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you.
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'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.
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'''Patrick:''' I know. Walk in and ask him for it.  
  
'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look. It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
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'''Thug:'''What are you looking at? (Punching sounds is heard)
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Shell City
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(We see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circiut the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive. Let's get that crown.
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'''Patrick:''' Right.
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'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (They pick it up) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Cyclops is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life)
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'''Patrick:''' What's happening?
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'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (All of the sea creatures are now alive. They attack the Cyclops and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)
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The Beach
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'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?
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'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go(pulls out bag).(the lump is really excretment) What?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing...Okay, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "
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'''Patrick:''' Okay (points bag at Shell City).
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "
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'''Patrick:''' Sorry.
 
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'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)
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'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag,
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'''Haman:''' I do not like horse. (pirates gasp) I do not like deer. (pirates applause) I do not like lambs. (pirates gasp one more time) I especially don't like fried fish.
releasing the winds. "
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'''Patrick:''' Check. (pulls string and the bag flies out of his arm)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home,feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.
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'''Patrick:''' Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
  
'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?
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(Patrick  
 
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then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough)
'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (chase after bag)
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'''Thug  in background:''' You see me walkin back?!
 
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'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought...It was a mistake!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get
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back to Bikini Bottom now?
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'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there.
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'''Patrick:''' (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?
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'''Ski Masked Thug:''' It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob starts to rub on the floor)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)
  
'''David Hasselhoff'''I'm David Hasselhoff.
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(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)
     
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick. You call that a distraction?
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?
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'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (he laughs hearty)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:'''(Hasselhoff swims toward Bikini Bottom) Go, Hasselhoff.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
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Bikini Bottom
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'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2 
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'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14 ?. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.
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Above the Pacific Ocean
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'''SpongeBob:'''(Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat) Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.
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'''David Hasselhoff:''' Hmm! Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? Dennis! (the boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses were broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream) Huh! Dennis!
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'''Patrick:''' Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!
  
'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)
  
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
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'''Everybody in the Thug Tug:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!
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'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.
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(SpongeBob and Patrick burst bubbles)
  
'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.
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'''Tough Guy #1:''' Maybe it was...
  
'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
  
'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time...What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)
  
'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
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'''Goofy Goober (On record):''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
  
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.
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'''Tough Guy #2:''' (coughs)
  
'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' It was you! You're the baby!
  
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
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'''Tough Guy #2:''' No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)
  
'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' DJ! Turn it up louder!
  
'''Neptune:''' Yes.
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'''SpongeBob:'''(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick!
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'''Patrick: '''I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)
  
'''Mindy:''' Stalling?
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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You're a Goofy Goober, yeah               
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We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
  
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)
  
'''Mindy:''' Stalling.
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'''Double Headed Twins:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
  
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!
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'''Thug Tug Owner:'''Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
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'''Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:'''It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
  
'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.
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'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Man, that was a close call.
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'''Patrick:''' Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)
 
                    
 
                    
'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?
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'''SpongeBob:''' The key!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run. No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop...
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(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)
       
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'''Patrick:'''(Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob!
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'''David Hasselhoff'''Take it easy back there, fellas.
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.
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===Chapter 23: Squidward Finds Out===
  
'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
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(Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Never!... (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot) Yeah! I did it!
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'''Squidward:''' Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)
  
'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
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'''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Gobber Dollers)
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'''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
  
'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?
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'''Female Fish:''' (She looks around) Who said that?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)
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'''Squidward:''' Down here.
  
'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)
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'''Female Fish:''' (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
  
'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)
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'''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.
 
  
'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)
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(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)
  
'''Patrick:''' See you.
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'''Squidward:''' So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2
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'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.
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'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
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'''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
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with every purchase. Care for one?
  
'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...
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'''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
  
'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)
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'''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?
  
'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
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'''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
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and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.
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And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.
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'''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, [[Squidward|Inspector Looselips]]. (Presses a button on Karen)
  
'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)
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'''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
           
+
'''Announcer:'''Initiating launch sequence.
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?
+
'''Squidward:''' Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to
 +
start to control their wearers)
  
'''Patrick:''' The control.
+
'''Wearers of Helmets:''' All hail Plankton.
                 
+
'''Announcer:''' All hands on deck. Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
+
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
+
                 
+
'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
+
  
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!
+
'''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) What's going on here?
  
'''Plankton:''' Yes!
+
'''Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets):''' All hail Plankton.
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+
Above Bikini Bottom
+
                 
+
'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...
+
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
+
                 
+
'''Neptune:''' ....for you....
+
  
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!
+
'''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!
  
'''Plankton:''' Yes!
+
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
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+
Above Bikini Bottom
+
                 
+
'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...
+
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
+
  
'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!
+
'''Squidward:''' I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him) 
  
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!
+
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
  
'''Plankton:''' Yes!
+
(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him)   
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+
Above Bikini Bottom
+
 
+
'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom)
+
 
+
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2                   
+
 
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)
+
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+
Above Bikini Bottom
+
 
                    
 
                    
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.
+
'''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? Who?!
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2                 
+
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!
+
===Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem===
               
+
'''Patrick:''' We made it!
+
           
+
'''Neptune:'''My crown! My beautiful crown!
+
                 
+
'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)
+
                 
+
'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
+
                 
+
'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)
+
  
'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)
+
(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)  
 
                    
 
                    
'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Pat, one more time.
  
'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)
+
'''Patrick:''' Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
  
'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
  
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his triton)
+
'''Patrick:''' You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
  
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?
+
'''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Patrick?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.
+
'''Patrick:''' A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.
  
'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
+
a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?
+
Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!
  
'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!
+
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
+
Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
 +
         
 +
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah?
 +
                 
 +
'''Patrick:''' Make mine a chocolate!
  
'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, and seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
+
'''Old Woman:''' Certainly. You kids enjoy. (she takes out a fake ice cream)
  
'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)
 +
                     
 +
'''Patrick:''' Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)
 +
                 
 +
'''SpongeBob:''' Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
+
===Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked===
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
+
  
'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
+
(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)   
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But that's okay.
+
'''Thug Tug Owner:''' Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)
  
'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?
+
'''All Thugs:''' All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
+
===Chapter 25: We're Just Kids===
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.
+
  
'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.
+
(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
+
'''Old Woman:''' Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. (A cat on a tongue is shown)
  
'''Plankton:''' What's going on here?
+
'''Mr. Whiskers:''' Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm... (fog starts to appear)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and dives back in. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.
  
'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
+
'''Patrick:''' Never mind the car, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road, (the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating)road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.
 +
   
 +
'''SpongeBob:''' There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...
+
'''Patrick:''' (after seeing a fire) Hazardous.
  
'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Hazardous...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)      
+
'''Patrick:''' (after seeing a tentacle) Monster-infested.
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
+
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
+
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
+
Put your toys  away,
+
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
+
I say no way.  
+
No way!
+
No, no ******* way!
+
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
+
I'm a kid I say,
+
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
+
Thank you very much!
+
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
+
Go ahead and try.
+
The kid inside will set you free!
+
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!
+
  
'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, monster-infested... trench.
  
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard costume. He is playing a guitar, which he uses to free a fish)
+
'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?
  
'''Fish:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going home, Patrick.
 +
                 
 +
'''Patrick:''' But what about Mr. Krabs?
 +
           
 +
'''SpongeBob:''' What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.
  
'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (More helmets come off) My precious helmets! (SpongeBob zaps the helmets off Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Gary)
+
'''Patrick:''' We're not kids.
 
+
               
'''Sandy:''' (last lines) Yee-haw!
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
 
+
'''Gary:''' (last lines) Meow. 
+
 
                    
 
                    
'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
+
'''Patrick:''' We do not worship him.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(SpongeBob frees Neptune. Mindy hands him his crown)
+
  
'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it) What do you call that?
  
'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but more freed fish burst in)
+
'''Patrick:''' Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)  
  
'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
  
'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)
+
'''Mindy:''' But you can't go home!
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+
Outside the Krusty Krab, later 
+
  
'''Plankton:''' (last lines) (He is know squished into the form of a shoe. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching go inside the Krusty Krab 2)
+
(SpongeBob and Patrick see Mindy riding a coach driven by sea horses)  
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+
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
+
                     
+
'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
+
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)
+
 
+
'''Mindy:''' (last lines) Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
+
 
+
'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)
+
                 
+
'''Krabs Boy:''' What the...?
+
 
                    
 
                    
'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
+
'''Patrick:''' Mindy?! (Struggles to put his shorts on)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Mindy? How much did you hear?
                 
+
'''Patrick:''' (Last lines) I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)
+
                 
+
'''Neptune:''' (Last lines) Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)
+
                 
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)
+
                 
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)
+
                 
+
'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.
+
                 
+
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Last lines) Hooray for SpongeBob!
+
                 
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
+
                 
+
'''Squidward:''' (Last lines) I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
+
             
+
'''SpongeBob:''' (Last lines) Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (Jumps high up into the air, nearly hitting the roof. The credits begin rolling, and music plays)
+
  
Music: [[Ocean Man (Song)|Ocean Man]]
+
'''Mindy:''' I heard enough.
Ocean Man,
+
Take me by the hand,
+
Lead me to the land,
+
That you understand.
+
  
Ocean Man,
+
'''Patrick:''' Did you see my underwear?
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip,
+
Ocean Man,
+
The crust of the tan man inhibited by the sun,
+
Soaking up the thirst of the land.
+
  
Ocean Man,
+
'''Mindy:''' No, Patrick.
Can you see through the wonder of amazement?
+
At the oberman?
+
Ocean Man,
+
  
The crust is elusive when it casts forth,
+
'''Patrick:''' Did you want to?
To the childlike man.
+
Ocean Man,
+
  
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand,  
+
'''Mindy:''' Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
Soaking up the thirst of the land.
+
Ocean Man,
+
  
(Guitar Playing)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, the only ones left?
  
Ocean Man,
+
'''Mindy:''' Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say [[Bikini Bottom|Planktopolis]].
Ocean Man,
+
Ocean Man,
+
  
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
+
'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton.
Soaking up the thirst of the land,
+
Ocean Man.
+
(Song Ends, then we hear a new song playing)
+
  
Music: [[SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (Song)|SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy]]
+
'''Plankton:''' No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
  
[[Patrick]], you see, I'm growing a mustache
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing work for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary.  
And though I know I must ask you.
+
Does it really make me look like a man?
+
  
[[SpongeBob]], being a man is just a tough job.
+
'''Gary:''' Meow Plankton.
I hope you're picked to be the best SpongeBob’s ever had
+
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab.
+
  
Now wait a minute
+
'''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?
I think we hit a wall
+
I think we hit a psychic wall.
+
  
Maybe we're just young and we won't know 'til we're old.
+
'''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fish bowl.
+
  
Some kind of wall
+
'''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair and screams)
Some kind of psychic wall
+
 
Some kind of wall
+
'''Mindy:''' (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
Some kind of psychic wall
+
We can get a burn
+
  
Come on, let's find a way to be happy,
+
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But we're just...
Not like Plankton, he will never be satisfied,
+
Always complaining about his life,
+
To his computer wife.
+
You think he would've found by now,
+
To be sought as a king,
+
We don't need a burn.
+
(Song ends again, then a new song plays)
+
 
+
Music: [[Just a Kid (Song)|Just a Kid]]
+
Maybe I'm just a kid,
+
Maybe I just don't fit in.
+
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, to go now.
+
I don't want to go to school,
+
But don't get to I make the rules,
+
To early, to early, to early, to early in the morning.
+
 
+
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
+
Has to do something they don't want to do.
+
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
+
Has to do something, oh why's that true?
+
 
+
Maybe I'm not so big,
+
Maybe I just don't fit in.
+
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now.
+
I don't want to go to bed,
+
So much going on in my head,
+
Not tired, Not tired, Not tired, Not tired right now.
+
 
+
Everybody, everybody,everybody ,everybody,
+
Has to do something they don't want to do.
+
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
+
has to do something, oh why's that true?
+
 
+
Everybody (x15)
+
Everybody has to do something, to have fun.
+
Na Na's
+
Everybody (x13)
+
Anyone who's somebody, anybody has to grow up to have some fun.
+
(Song ends again, then another song plays)
+
 
+
Music: [[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]
+
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me,
+
Said it’s gonna be a good one, just wait and see.
+
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra-ecstatified.
+
 
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
 
+
I’m so busy, got nothing to do,
+
Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe.
+
Every flower, every grain of sand is reaching out to shake my hand.
+
 
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
 
+
Sometimes the little things start closing in on me.
+
When I’m feeling down, I want to lose that frown,
+
I stick my head out the window and I look around.
+
 
+
Those clouds don’t scare me; they can’t disguise,
+
This magic that’s happenin’ right before my eyes.
+
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright so the best day ever can last all night,
+
Yeah, the best day ever’s gonna last all night now.
+
 
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
+
Best day ever
+
Best day ever
+
(a curtain goes over the screen, then scene shows the pirates again)
+
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+
The Theater 
+
                 
+
'''Captain:''' (After the movie is completely over) You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
+
  
'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
+
'''Mindy:''' Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)
  
'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I believe.
  
'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.
+
'''Mindy:''' That's the spirit.
  
'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)
+
'''SpongeBob:''' I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)
  
 
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[edit] Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing

(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish)

SpongeBob: Fill her up, please.

Gas Station Fish #1: What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh)

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

Lloyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?

Patrick: Kids?!

SpongeBob: Now, now, now. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.

Both: Shell City?

Lloyd:Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

SpongeBob: That's right.

Gas Station Fish #1: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)

Bully: Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick obey)

SpongeBob: How many seconds was that?

Lloyd: 12.

SpongeBob and Patrick: In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!

Patrick: Who's the kid now? (Both walk away)

Gas Station Fish #1: They're dead.

[edit] Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened

(The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV)

Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside)

(Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers)

Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.

Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?

Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.

Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?

Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... (voice breaking)I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head)

Perch Perkins: Thanks.

Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!

Man: (happily) My helmet!

(Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is)

Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

Karen: I never agreed.

Plankton: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.

Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)

Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!

[edit] Chapter 20: Meet Dennis

(Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He stops his motorcycle in front of the gas station. The hitman, Dennis, sees a sesame seed from the Patty Wagon on the ground)

Dennis: (takes off sunglasses in another one) Sesame seed.

Gas Station Fish #1: Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? (Both gas station fish laugh. For this, Dennis rips of their mouths and drives away)

[edit] Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still going)

Patrick: Going on.

SpongeBob: Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.

Patrick: Yup.

SpongeBob: Gonna get that crown.

Patrick: Oh, yeah. All right.

SpongeBob: Yeah. Victory.

Patrick: Are we there yet?

SpongeBob: We must be close by now. (Sees a sign) Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away. (A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words)

Patrick: By car.

SpongeBob: I wish we still had our car.

Patrick: SpongeBob, look!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Our car! (We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing)

[edit] Chapter 22: The Thug Tug

SpongeBob: The key!

Patrick: Where do you think it is? (A man is thrown out of the bar, the Thug Tug, groaning in pain. SpongeBob and Patrick peek in through the window and see loads of Thugs drinking, playing pool and fighting. They both see a ski masked Thug with the spatula key in his pocket)

SpongeBob: There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?

Patrick: I know. Walk in and ask him for it.

Thug:What are you looking at? (Punching sounds is heard)

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea.

Patrick: Sorry.

Haman: I do not like horse. (pirates gasp) I do not like deer. (pirates applause) I do not like lambs. (pirates gasp one more time) I especially don't like fried fish.

SpongeBob: I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.

Patrick: Wait. I wanna do the distraction.

SpongeBob: Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.

(Patrick then walks inside the Thug Tug, looking tough) Thug in background: You see me walkin back?!

Patrick: (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.

Ski Masked Thug: It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him. SpongeBob starts to rub on the floor)

SpongeBob: Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)

(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)

SpongeBob: Patrick. You call that a distraction?

Patrick: Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

SpongeBob: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)

Thug Tug Owner: Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!

Everybody in the Thug Tug: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Thug Tug Owner: That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.

(SpongeBob and Patrick burst bubbles)

Tough Guy #1: Maybe it was...

Thug Tug Owner: Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)

Patrick: SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.

SpongeBob: I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)

Goofy Goober (On record): Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah                 
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah                 
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

Tough Guy #2: (coughs)

Thug Tug Owner: It was you! You're the baby!

Tough Guy #2: No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)

Thug Tug Owner: DJ! Turn it up louder!

SpongeBob:(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick!

Patrick: I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle and starts singing)

Thug Tug Owner: I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah                 
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!

(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)

Double Headed Twins: Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

Thug Tug Owner:Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?

Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!

Thug Tug Owner: Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start beating them up while SpongeBob and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug)

SpongeBob: Man, that was a close call.

Patrick: Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)

SpongeBob: The key!

(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)

[edit] Chapter 23: Squidward Finds Out

(Back in Bikini Bottom for the next morning, Squidward is enjoying the time without SpongeBob)

Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to ride his bike around town)

Fish: Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)

Squidward: Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?

Female Fish: (She looks around) Who said that?

Squidward: Down here.

Female Fish: (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.

Squidward: Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?


(At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward bursts in)

Squidward: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?

Plankton: That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?

Squidward: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.

Plankton: And what's that supposed to mean?

Squidward: It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!

Plankton: We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)

Karen: Now activating helmet brain-control devices.

Squidward: Huh? What? (A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to start to control their wearers)

Wearers of Helmets: All hail Plankton.

Squidward: (Eyes widened) What's going on here?

Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets): All hail Plankton.

Plankton: Seize him, slaves!

Slaves: All hail Plankton.

Squidward: I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him)

Slaves: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as Plankton's slaves capture him)

Plankton: Who can stop me now? Who?!

[edit] Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing from something Patrick has done)

SpongeBob: Come on, Pat, one more time.

Patrick: Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)

SpongeBob: Weed them out. What a jerk. (They both drive along a pile of skulls) The road's getting kind of bumpy here.

Patrick: You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.

SpongeBob: What's that, Patrick?

Patrick: A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.

SpongeBob: Yeah. (Then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand)

Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!

SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (heads the stand)

Patrick: (Talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Yeah?

Patrick: Make mine a chocolate!

SpongeBob: Got you covered. (To the old woman) Two, please.

Old Woman: Certainly. You kids enjoy. (she takes out a fake ice cream)

SpongeBob: Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding) You can let go now. I said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into the Patty Wagon)

Patrick: Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars)

SpongeBob: Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as he and SpongeBob scream)

[edit] Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked

(Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that time, and is looking around. He finds SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)

Thug Tug Owner: Hey! (Dennis turns around) You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)

All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then drives away)

[edit] Chapter 25: We're Just Kids

(Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster)

Old Woman: Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. (A cat on a tongue is shown)

Mr. Whiskers: Meow.

SpongeBob: Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and dives back in. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, we lost our car again.

Patrick: Never mind the car, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road, (the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating)road, road, road, road, r... Sorry.

SpongeBob: There's the road. On the other side of this (Looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...

Patrick: (after seeing a fire) Hazardous.

SpongeBob: Hazardous...

Patrick: (after seeing a tentacle) Monster-infested.

SpongeBob: Yeah, monster-infested... trench.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees him about to leave) Hey, where are you going?

SpongeBob: I'm going home, Patrick.

Patrick: But what about Mr. Krabs?

SpongeBob: What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.

Patrick: We're not kids.

SpongeBob: Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!

Patrick: We do not worship him.

SpongeBob: (Pulls down his shorts) You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it) What do you call that?

Patrick: Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs around then falls down)

SpongeBob: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

Mindy: But you can't go home!

(SpongeBob and Patrick see Mindy riding a coach driven by sea horses)

Patrick: Mindy?! (Struggles to put his shorts on)

SpongeBob: Mindy? How much did you hear?

Mindy: I heard enough.

Patrick: Did you see my underwear?

Mindy: No, Patrick.

Patrick: Did you want to?

Mindy: Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.

SpongeBob: What do you mean, the only ones left?

Mindy: Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now) Or should I say Planktopolis.

Slaves: All hail Plankton.

Plankton: No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!

SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. (We see what everyone is doing work for Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary.

Gary: Meow Plankton.

SpongeBob: Can't your father do something?

Mindy: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray)

Neptune: Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which grow hair and screams)

Mindy: (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.

SpongeBob: But... But we're just...

Mindy: Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, then comes back down)

SpongeBob: I believe.

Mindy: That's the spirit.

SpongeBob: I believe that everybody we know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying)

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Characters: David HasselhoffDennis (eliminator)CyclopsGoofy GooberKarenKing NeptuneMr. KrabsPatrick StarMindySheldon J. PlanktonSpongeBob SquarePantsGas Station AttendantsCar Stealer
Locations: Krusty Krab 2Shell CityGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatThug Tug
Songs: Now That We're MenGoofy Goober RockThe Best Day EverThe Goofy Goober SongUnder My Rock

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