Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

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Dialogue

(Plankton: That's right. Okay, Doodlebob Kill Spongebob...

SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion... (Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

SpongeBob: But that's okay.

Plankton: What? What's going on?

Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

SpongeBob: I'm... I'm...

Plankton: What the scallop?!

Plankton: What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (More helmets come off) My precious helmets! (SpongeBob zaps the helmets off Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Gary)

Sandy: (last lines) Yee-haw!

Gary: (last lines) Meow.

Plankton: His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(SpongeBob frees Neptune. Mindy hands him his crown)

Mindy: Here you go, Daddy.

Plankton: I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but more freed fish burst in)

Doodlebob:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Plankton: Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

Outside the Krusty Krab, later

Plankton: (Doodlebob happy picthre) My evil penc...(Everyone that was watching go inside the Krusty Krab 2)

Inside the Krusty Krab 2

: Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

Mindy: (last lines) Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

Neptune: What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

Krabs Boy: What the...?

Neptune: I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

SpongeBob: I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

Patrick: (Last lines) I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

Neptune: (Last lines) Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir.

Mr. Krabs: (Last lines) Doodle bob is dead forever SpongeBob: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

Squidward: (Last lines) I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

SpongeBob: Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!

SpongeBob: (Last lines)(Oh, magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us sea creatures. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Ready? (he jumps on his belly, and it is launched back to the surface)

Plankton: (last lines) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

French Narrator: We rejoin the artist at sea.

Artist:Huh? what what this My pencil! (he draws a line,)

French Narrator: The Third most important rule for the artist at sea It now Happy with draw

Artist: Yes! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)