I Wrote This (Song)
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.
I made myself a sandwich yes. My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it's been dead. Writing stuff is hard So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point.
P.U., what's that horrible smell? (Drum solo) I have a head, It ends in a point. Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point.
This song is over except for this line. You win this round, Broccoli!
The song is known for killing the band from Bigshot Records because after they sung it just once, they died. The song also destroyed Bikini Bottom because it was so horrible, and it even destroyed airplanes in the sky. This song made an angry mob that carried pitchforks, and torches.
Everyone in Bikini Bottom hated Patrick's song, except several old people like Old Man Jenkins, who actually liked the song, unaware of his surroundings.