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The Glove Song
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The Glove Song is a song sung by the animatronic Hieronymus Glove and some animatronic gloves in Escape from Beneath Glove World.
[edit] Lyrics
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: If you want where something on your hand or fist, there’s really nothing quite like gloves!
And if you don’t want to leave fingerprints, I've got a pair that you’re just gonna love!
A glove’s a thing you want, a glove’s a thing you need!
So wear a glove if you please!
Animatronic Gloves: Get yourself some fourchettes, gussets, tranks, and quirks! Slap a pair of thumbs on that and you've got a look that works!
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Queen Elizafish the First wore her gloves every day to preserve and protect her lovely mitts.
Hats protect your head!
And shoes protect your feet!
But gloves protect you from getting sick from everyone you meet!
So if you want to build, or drive, or cook, or clean the loo, we've got a special glove made just for you!
A glove is beyond compare, as essential as underwear!
If I were you, I’d buy two!
Animatronic Gloves: Gloves!
