Club SpongeBob (Episode)

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Club SpongeBob
© Viacom
Episode No.:	42a
Season:	3/2001
Airdate:	July 12, 2002
Previous Episode:	SpongeGuard on Duty
Next Episode:	My Pretty Seahorse
Characters	Voice actors
SpongeBob SquarePants	Tom Kenny
Patrick Star	Bill Fagerbakke
Squidward Tentacles	Rodger Bumpass
The Magic Conch Shell

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SpongeBob's club tree house
Kelp Forest (debut)

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Welcome to Our Club!

Plot

Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work. SpongeBob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling. Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but SpongeBob says that they cannot tell him about the secret language because he is not a member of the club. Squidward asks, What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? SpongeBob tells Squidward that he could not even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom. Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in. Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is very small, and that is the type of fitting in SpongeBob and Patrick was referring to. He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.

Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere. As it is flying through the air, a couple has seen the club house, the male fish says to the female "make a wish honey" as the tree house flies overhead.

The boys emerge from the tree house. Patrick and SpongeBob are excited because of the ride, but Squidward is frantically pacing and screaming about the fact that he is lost with SpongeBob and Patrick. He states "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?"

Squidward says that this is the end, but SpongeBob tries to reassure him by saying that they will be fine if they stick together and that they are fine because they have the magic conch shell. Patrick tells SpongeBob to ask it something, so he pulls the cord on the shell while asking if he will ever get married, to which the conch replies maybe someday.

Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward's comment, and SpongeBob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. The response: Nothing. Due to this, Patrick and SpongeBob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces, literally doing nothing. Squidward abandons them after mocking them again... He finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world.

This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch, saying that the magic conch tells them nothing "as if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky!" At the same time, a Picnic Supply Inc. plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load: a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods. SpongeBob and Patrick immediately begin to dig into all the food. Just so he can have food, Squidward apologizes for his selfishness but SpongeBob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat. The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he cannot have anything to eat. After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.

Suddenly, a park ranger appears. He sees the boys' conch and lets everyone know he is a club member. He asks the conch what they should do now, to which the reply is..... "Nothing." The three of them flop down into the blank look once again; Squidward weakly joins them and, closing the episode, says "All hail the magic conch!"

Trivia/Goofs

When Squidward is asking the conch shell if he can eat anything and in the last shot, when the conch shell says no, the conch shell is being held by SpongeBob's yellow hand, instead of Squidward's hand, but in the next shot, Squidward's holding the conch shell again.
Squidward's line "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?" is a reference to approximately how long an average episode is. Squidward did the same thing in the episode Nature Pants: "I'll give him 11 minutes." Also, though not by Squidward, this reference also appears at the end of the later episode Missing Identity: "Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes."
The Magic Conch is a reference to the Magic 8 Ball.
On one disc of the DVD The First 100 Episodes, before you watch an episode, the line "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?" is played, but in a higher voice for unknown reasons.

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 ==Plot==
 Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work. SpongeBob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling. Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but SpongeBob says that they cannot tell him about the secret language because he is not a member of the club. Squidward asks, What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? SpongeBob tells Squidward that he could not even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom. Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in. Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is very small, and that is the type of fitting in SpongeBob and Patrick was referring to. He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.
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 Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere. As it is flying through the air, a couple has seen the club house, the male fish says to the female "make a wish honey" as the tree house flies overhead.
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 Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward's comment, and SpongeBob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. The response: Nothing. Due to this, Patrick and SpongeBob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces, literally doing nothing. Squidward abandons them after mocking them again... He finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world.
-== Headline text ==
-You and Sarah wait outside for 10 minutes, she rings the doorbell again and still no one comes out. "Where is Milly! We're supposed to have the best day ever right now!" said Sarah as she rings the door bell many more times simultaneously. After another 15 minutes no one still answers the door, "ugggghhhh. No ones home" said Sarah disappointed. You smile with glee, for you just dodged one hell of a bombshell.
-Sarah looked down at you smiling and you instantly stop. "Yeah yeah, you enjoy this but don't think we're not gonna have playtime just because she's not here. Instead we can have twice the fun without her!" said Sarah. "Come on! That's not fair!" you said protesting her claim. "Fair Schmair I'm in charge now, baby" she said. "No you're not I'm the big brother!" you said. "Umm who's bigger now? And who's the one wearing a diaper? That's what I thought" said Sarah. She then grabs you and walks back to the house There you find yourself tied and strapped to a high chair. "Let's see, what should we do now, feeding time? Dress-up? Tea party? I don't know what to choose" said Sarah as she paces around thinking.
-"Thankyou Julie." you say politely. "I think I might need help."
-She gets up and leads you, by the hand, out of the dining room.
-"I have an Idea." She says once you are out of earshot.
-"What?" You ask suspiciously.
-"Wet yourself." She says.
-"What?" you repeat. "Why?"
-"So your mother will put you in diapers." She explains.
-"That's a good reason not to wet myself." You say. "Why would I want her to put me in diapers?"
-"It will make her happy." Julie says. "You can be her baby girl."
-"How do you know she wants that?" You ask Julie. "Why would she want to change my diapers?"
-"She wants to take care of you as her little girl." Julies explains. "Changing your diapers would make her feel like you are really dependent on her."
-So, with her arms around you, you finally fall asleep.
-You awake sometime in the night needing to pea. You look at her, and find her deeply asleep. You wonder if this might be your chance to escape, and find a way to break out of these locking pants,
-You clearly don't want to get on your new "Mommy's' bad side by trying to remove your plastic pants and your Diaper so you decide to use your diaper.
-At first it is difficult to overcome your potty training, but once the first drops start the stream grows stronger and stronger until your bladder is completely empty.
-You soon fall asleep again, as you wake up again, your "Mommy" is already up and smiles as she notices that you are awake.
-"Good morning sweetie. I see you had a calm night. Anyway I changed you out off your soaked diaper. Since you were still sleeping I had to change you into a thicker one, just in case you would wet again in your sleep. I am proud that you are still dry, but this raises a new problem for you. You see I may be terrible rich, but I am still against wasting things. And if I would remove your diaper now, the tapes wouldn't refasten very well, so I would have to throw it away. So you will stay in the diaper until you use it."
-== Headline text ==
 This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch, saying that the magic conch tells them nothing "as if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky!" At the same time, a [[Picnic Supply Inc.]] plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load: a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods. SpongeBob and Patrick immediately begin to dig into all the food. Just so he can have food, Squidward apologizes for his selfishness but SpongeBob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat. The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he cannot have anything to eat. After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.