Counting book

The Counting book is a book from the episode The Card. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex. The book has a number per page and goes all the way up to one hundred.

Quotes

(SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books)

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

(Later...)

Patrick: Seventeen...

(Much later...)

Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!

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