The Patrick Show Cashes In (Episode)

The Patrick Show Cashes In
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Episode No.:	TPSS 27a
Season:	TPSS 2
Airdate:	July 26, 2023
Previous Episode:	Patrick's Prison Pals
Next Episode:	The Star Games
Characters	Voice actors
Patrick Star	Bill Fagerbakke
Cecil Star	Thomas Wilson
Bunny Star	Cree Summer
Squidina Star	Jill Talley
GrandPat Star	Dana Synder

The Patrick Show Cashes In is a season 2 episode of The Patrick Star Show.

Info

Characters

Patrick Star
Squidina Star
Cecil Star
Bunny Star
GrandPat Star
Ouchie (likeness, mentioned)
Pat the Hapless
Captain Doug Quasar
Pat-Tron
Slappy Laszlo
Perch Perkins
Rubedor
Cave Patrick CaveStar (cameo on box)
Bubble Bass (cameo)
Fentin Finkle (final appearance, cameo)
Flying Dutchman (cameo)
King Neptune (cameo)
Mermaid Man (cameo on poster and comic book cover)
Barnacle Boy (cameo on poster and comic book cover)
Bikini Bottomites
- Fred
- Harry
- Tom
- Nancy Suzy Fish
- Tina
- Sheila Squid
- Evelyn
- Frank (Muscular Goldfish)
- Gus
- Scooter
- Nat Peterson
- Frank
- Sadie Rechid
- Frank (Red Shirt Fish)
- Dale
- Billy

Plot

The episode opens with Perch announcing the premiere of The Patrick Show's Season 2. Patrick hypes up the audience and starts the show before Squidina comes in and pulls the plug due to a lack of budget, making everyone leave in disappointment. The family comes together to think of ideas for the second season that could bring in more money, but GrandPat interrupts to look at the unofficial merchandise a kid outside is wearing. He steals the merch and Squidina is struck with an idea.

A commercial starts advertising Pat the Hapless and Beelzebass toys. The Pat toys have a battle ax, and the Beelzebass toys have lasers in their armpits. In the next commercial, Squidina advertises Patrick's art pieces, "Rainy Monday on a Tuesday," "Self-Portrait," and "The Number Three." Squidina demands a new painting and Patrick creates a highly-detailed one out of just his face.

The next commercial features Cecil and Bunny dressed as kids advertising The Patrick Show Cereal. Patrick ends up eating the whole thing and then features another product, "Oopsie Doodle! Just Prizes." Another commercial plays in which Captain Quasar tries to sell Pat-tron, even going as far as to offer payment in return for taking him off his hands. The scene abruptly cuts to a commercial advertising the city of Shmandor.

The next advertisement is for Patrick Show t-shirts. Patrick uses a military grade t-shirt cannon to instantly deliver the T-Shirts to a family, but before he can give one to the dad, Perch Perkins shoots Bermuda shorts at him. Patrick and Perch then engage in a battle, ending with Patrick being sent into the Bureau of Bureaucracy.

Inside the Bureau of Bureaucracy, Bobby Babbington is upset about the unsafe toys the Patrick Show has been producing. He travels to the Star house and confiscates all of the dangerous toys, but Squidina sends him inside a commercial advertising the Bobby Babbington action figure. He is amazed at it and decides to give back all of the toys he confiscated.

Inside the Star residence, The Star family now has a whole pile of money. Patrick takes it to the official Patrick Show brand money counter, which is actually just a wood chipper. All of the money is destroyed, but the Stars realize that shows aren't just about money. Just then, Rubedor shakes the house inside a glass ball, ending the episode on a advertisement for the Patrick Show snow globe.