You’re Old (Song)

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You're Old is a song from an unknown artist in the episode: [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]  
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'''You’re Old''' is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station [[KOLD]] in the episode [[Mid-Life Crustacean (Episode)|Mid-Life Crustacean]]. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.
  
You're old (you're old...)
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==Lyrics==
  Groaning like a geezer
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===Shortened Version===
  Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been
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You’re old... (You’re old...)
  Look at yourself, old man, you've had multiple chips
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  Groaning like a geezer,
  'Cause you're old
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  Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Mmmm...
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  Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
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  'Cause you’re old...
  
  You're old (you're old...)
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===Full Version===
  A wheezing, decrepit windbag
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  You’re old... (You’re old...)
  Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls
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  Groaning like a geezer,
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls
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  Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
  Man, you're old
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Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
Mm-hmm... (you're old...)
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  'Cause you’re old...
You're old
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Mmmm...!
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You’re old... (You’re old...)
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A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
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Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
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Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
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Man, you’re old,
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Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...)
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You’re old...!
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[[Category:Song text]]

Latest revision as of 19:22, 29 May 2025

You’re Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.

[edit] Lyrics

[edit] Shortened Version

You’re old... (You’re old...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’re old...

[edit] Full Version

You’re old... (You’re old...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’re old...
Mmmm...!
You’re old... (You’re old...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
Man, you’re old,
Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...)
You’re old...!
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