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You’re Old (Song)
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| − | ''' | + | '''You’re Old''' is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station [[KOLD]] in the episode [[Mid-Life Crustacean (Episode)|Mid-Life Crustacean]]. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi. |
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
===Shortened Version=== | ===Shortened Version=== | ||
| − | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) | |
Groaning like a geezer, | Groaning like a geezer, | ||
| − | Feel yourself a- | + | Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, |
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | ||
| − | 'Cause | + | 'Cause you’re old... |
===Full Version=== | ===Full Version=== | ||
| − | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) | |
Groaning like a geezer, | Groaning like a geezer, | ||
| − | Feel yourself a- | + | Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, |
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | ||
| − | 'Cause | + | 'Cause you’re old... |
Mmmm...! | Mmmm...! | ||
| − | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) | |
A wheezing, decrepit windbag, | A wheezing, decrepit windbag, | ||
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, | Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, | ||
| − | Buddy, | + | Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls, |
| − | Man, | + | Man, you’re old, |
| − | Mm-hmm...! ( | + | Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...) |
| − | + | You’re old...! | |
| + | {{Song}} | ||
[[Category:Song text]] | [[Category:Song text]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:22, 29 May 2025
You’re Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.
[edit] Lyrics
[edit] Shortened Version
You’re old... (You’re old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you’re old...
[edit] Full Version
You’re old... (You’re old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you’re old... Mmmm...!
You’re old... (You’re old...) A wheezing, decrepit windbag, Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls, Man, you’re old, Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...) You’re old...!
