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You’re Old (Song)
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| − | + | '''You’re Old''' is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station [[KOLD]] in the episode [[Mid-Life Crustacean (Episode)|Mid-Life Crustacean]]. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi. | |
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| − | + | ==Lyrics== | |
| − | Groaning like a geezer | + | ===Shortened Version=== |
| − | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) | |
| − | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins | + | Groaning like a geezer, |
| − | 'Cause | + | Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, |
| − | + | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | |
| + | 'Cause you’re old... | ||
| − | + | ===Full Version=== | |
| − | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) | |
| − | + | Groaning like a geezer, | |
| − | + | Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, | |
| − | + | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | |
| − | + | 'Cause you’re old... | |
| − | + | Mmmm...! | |
| − | + | ||
| − | {{ | + | You’re old... (You’re old...) |
| + | A wheezing, decrepit windbag, | ||
| + | Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, | ||
| + | Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls, | ||
| + | Man, you’re old, | ||
| + | Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...) | ||
| + | You’re old...! | ||
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| + | {{Song}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Song text]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:22, 29 May 2025
You’re Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.
[edit] Lyrics
[edit] Shortened Version
You’re old... (You’re old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you’re old...
[edit] Full Version
You’re old... (You’re old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you’re old... Mmmm...!
You’re old... (You’re old...) A wheezing, decrepit windbag, Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls, Man, you’re old, Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...) You’re old...!
