If I Could Talk To Money (Song)

Latest revision as of 17:39, 28 May 2025

If I Could Talk To Money is a song that was sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode Money Talks.

[edit] Lyrics

If I could talk to money,
How great my life would be.
We’d tell each other secrets,
All their friends would visit me.

I’d bathe in filthy riches,
Which is clean enough for me.
Oh, if you could tell me what you want,
How happy we would be.

We’d surely be the best of friends,
We’d never disagree.
There wouldn’t be a downside,
Not one that I could see.

If I could talk to money,
Come along, sing with me.

Squidward: (spoken) Uh, no thanks. I got to go.

SpongeBob: (spoken) I really have to pee.

If I could talk to money,
And it could talk to me...
We’d always be the best of friends,
For all eternity...

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 [[de:Könnt' mit dem Geld ich reden]]
-'''If I Could Talk To Money''' is a song that was sung by [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in the episode: [[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]].
+'''If I Could Talk To Money''' is a song that was sung by [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in the episode [[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]].
+==Lyrics==
   If I could talk to money,
   How great my life would be.
-  We'd tell each other secrets,
+  We’d tell each other secrets,
   All their friends would visit me.
-  I'd bathe in filthy riches,
+  I’d bathe in filthy riches,
   Which is clean enough for me.
   Oh, if you could tell me what you want,
   How happy we would be.
-  We'd surely be the best of friends,
+  We’d surely be the best of friends,
-  We'd never disagree.
+  We’d never disagree.
-  There wouldn't be a downside,
+  There wouldn’t be a downside,
   Not one that I could see.
@@ Line 20: / Line 21: @@
   Come along, sing with me.
- Squidward: No thanks.
+'''Squidward:''' (spoken) Uh, no thanks. I got to go.
- SpongeBob: I really have to pee.
+'''SpongeBob:''' (spoken) I really have to pee.
   If I could talk to money,
   And it could talk to me...
-  We'd always be the best of friends,
+  We’d always be the best of friends,
   For all eternity...
+{{Song}}
 [[Category:Song text]]

If I Could Talk To Money (Song)

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[edit] Lyrics

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