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You’re Old (Song)
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You're old... (You're old...) | You're old... (You're old...) | ||
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Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | ||
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Groaning like a geezer, | Groaning like a geezer, | ||
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Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, | ||
'Cause you're old... | 'Cause you're old... | ||
Revision as of 20:59, 27 May 2025
You're Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.
Lyrics
Shortened Version
You're old... (You're old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you're old...
Full Version
You're old... (You're old...) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, 'Cause you're old... Mmmm...!
You're old... (You're old...) A wheezing, decrepit windbag, Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls, Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls, Man, you're old, Mm-hmm...! (You're old...) You're old...!
