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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1
Dialogue
Pirate #1: (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!
Pirate #2: Dinghy ahoy.
Pirate #3: Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the...Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)
Pirate #1: I got it! I got it.
Captain: Where is it?
Pirate #2: It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)
Captain: I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)
Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Absorbent and yellow and porous is he SpongeBob SquarePants If nautical nonsense be something you wish SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts)
French Narrator: The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
Mr. Krabs: Back up. Back up. (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens)
Fish #1: Hey, wait a minute.
Fish #2: What is happening?
Mr. Krabs: Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.
Fish: Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up)
(SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.) Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the costumer took a bite, no cheese!
SpongeBob: Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
Phil: I'm really scared here, man.
SpongeBob: You got a name?
Phil: Phil.
SpongeBob: You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
Phil: I got a wife and two beautiful children. That's what it's all about.
SpongeBob: I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
Phil: What?
SpongeBob: Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.
Mr. Krabs: Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (All of this is then shown to be a dream. SpongeBob is woken up by his alarm clock)
SpongeBob's Bedroom
SpongeBob: Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes calendar) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits)
SpongeBobs on portraits: SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob: I'm ready. Promotion. (Brushes his teeth and washes up) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Squidward's Bathroom
(Squidward is taking a bath and singing. SpongeBob is now there and singing, too. Squidward hears him, turns around, and covers himself with the shower curtain)
Squidward: SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?
SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
SpongeBob: There's no shower at work.
Squidward: What do you want?
SpongeBob: I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward: Get out! (Throws him out the window)
SpongeBob: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)
Patrick: That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab. Oops. Hold on. (Realizes that he doesn't have his shorts on. Rock closes up, with Patrick on it. Then it opens up again. Patrick now has his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.
SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
Patrick: I love being purple!
SpongeBob: We're going to the place where all the action is.
Patrick: You don't mean...?
SpongeBob: Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
Patrick and SpongeBob: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.
SpongeBob: (Looks at his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Patrick: Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.
Patrick: I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
Outside the Krusty Krab
Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
Mr. Krabs: Hello. I like money.
Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
Mr. Krabs: Money.
Plankton: (He is looking out the window of the Chum Bucket) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!
Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
Plankton: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.
Karen: A to Y?
Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen: What about Z?
Plankton: Z?
Karen: Z. The letter after Y.
Plankton: (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. Oh, boy. It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)
SpongeBob: I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I think I stepped in something.
Plankton: Not in something, on someone, you twit.
SpongeBob: Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
Plankton: No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!
SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Plankton: Stupid kid.
Outside the Krusty Krab 2
Mr. Krabs: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
Mrs. Puff: (only line) We paid $9 for this?
Sandy: I paid $10!
Mr. Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
SpongeBob: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
SpongeBob: Yes.
Mr. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job.
SpongeBob: He's right.
Mr. Krabs: A name you all know. It starts with an S.
SpongeBob: That's me.
Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.
SpongeBob: Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidwards hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabbing the Micriphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a jackass of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs wispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.
SpongeBob: What?
Mr. Krabs: You did not get the job.
SpongeBob: But... But why?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
SpongeBob: I'm not... mature?
Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
Fish: Dork?
Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
Pearl: A goofball? (This is, in fact her only line in the movie)
Mr. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no.
Fish: A ding-a-ling.
Fish: Wing nut.
Old Female Fish: A Knucklehead McSpazatron.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?
SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
(SpongeBob walks away)
SpongeBob: I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.
Mr. Krabs: Poor kid.
(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)
Patrick: Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
(Patrick accidently hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)
Patrick: Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
French Narrator: Later that evening...
Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. (We see Neptune's castle)
Inside Neptune's Castle
Neptune: (He is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sittinng in another throne) Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. He then asks the prisoner a question) So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner: Yes, but...
Neptune: But what?
Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
Mindy: Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.
Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)
Neptune: Mindy, how dare you defy me.
Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean?
Neptune: I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.
Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Presenter: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)
Neptune: Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?
Mindy: Your crown?
Neptune: And what does this crown do?
Mindy: Covers your bald spot.
Neptune: It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Mindy: I'm gonna be bald?
Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)
Mindy: Dad, your "crown"...
Neptune: What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
Plankton: (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it.
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat
Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.
Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.
Goofy Gobber: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy Goober and Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)
SpongeBob: All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
(Patrick walks up to him)
Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager.(SpongeBob crys again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Patrick: What? Why?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
Patrick: What? That's insane.
SpongeBob: I know.
Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)
Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.
SpongeBob: I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
Patrick: Are you sure?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)
Patrick: Okay, see you.
Waiter: (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)
SpongeBob: Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.
Waiter: (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat)
SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Waiter. Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
SpongeBob: (Up on stage) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" (All three faint)
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the next morning
Waiter: (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.
SpongeBob: (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)
Waiter: Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
SpongeBob: My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through a telescope)
Squidward: Yawn.
Mr. Krabs: What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.
Outside the Krusty Krab 2
Neptune: (To Mindy, of course) Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.
Mindy: Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.
Neptune: Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)
Squire: Yes, Your Highness?
Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
(Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty)
Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab)
Neptune: (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
Neptune: Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs. (Eyes widen)
Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.
Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy. I didn't do it.
The Phone: (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.
Clay: Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
Mr. Krabs: Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!
Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
King Neptune: Prepare to burn, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
King Neptune:Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal,who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
SpongeBob: (SpongeBob looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always though the was a great boss.
Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss.
SpongeBob: I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. There, I think I made my point.
King Neptune:' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!
King Neptune:' And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...
SpongeBob:Wait! I'm flattered you would do thison my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
SpongeBob: Does it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Neptune: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me...my hair is thinning a bit.
SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that notice...bald...bald...
(Everybody keeps on saying: bald...bald...bald)
Fred: My eyes!
King Neptune:All right, all right.
SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
King Neptune: You, go to Shell City? No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
SpongeBob:But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
King Neptune: Run along, I have a crab to cook.
SpongeBob: No! I won't let you.
King Neptune: Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both.
Mindy: Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
King Neptune: Mindy. I told you to stay in the carriage.
Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
King Neptune: But, daughter, I...
Mindy: Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?
(Everybody keeps on saying: bald...bald...bald)
Fred:' My eyes!
King Neptune: All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days.
Patrick:He can do it in nine!
King Neptune: Eight!
Patrick: Seven!
King Neptune: Six!...(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs stopped Patrick from talking) Six it is, then.
Patrick: Fi---ve...(quietly)
SpongeBob: Patrick, shhh...
King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
Mr. Krabs: No, wait. I'm begging you.
Squidward: Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
King Neptune: Come along, Mindy.
Mindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous.
Patrick: She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)
Mindy: There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again. Here, take this.
SpongeBob: What's in here? (Opens bag and wind was released)
Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick: (To Mindy) You're hot.
Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
Neptune: Mindy!
Mindy: I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Wait. How did you know my name?
Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick: What's my name?
Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)
Neptune: Mindy! I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Squidward: Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)
SpongeBob: Patrick and I...
Patrick: Hi.
SpongeBob: ....are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let's go get that crown.
Inside SpongeBob's House
SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick.
Patrick: What is it?
SpongeBob:The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
Patrick: Wow!
SpongeBob: Yeah, wow!
Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
SpongeBob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make...over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs tear fell)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
SpongeBob: Fill her up, please.
Fish: What'll it be, fellas, mustard or ketchup?
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
Fish: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
SpongeBob: Kids? For your information, we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Fish: Shell City? Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
SpongeBobThat's right.
Fish: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
Car Stealer: Out of the car, fellas.
SpongeBob: How many seconds was that?
Fish: Twelve.
SpongeBob: In your face. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! Who's the kid now?
Fish: They're dead.
At the Chumb Bucket:
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out.
Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.
Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out. "By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch.
Perch Perkins: Thanks.
Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!
(Yehey!)
Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
Karen: I never agreed.
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator. Sesame seed.
Patrick: Going on.
SpongeBob: Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
Patrick: Yup.
SpongeBob: Gonna get that crown.
Patrick: Oh, yeah. All right.
SpongeBob: Yeah. Victory.
Patrick: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: We must be close by now. Patrick, look. We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away.
Patrick: By car.
SpongeBob: I wish we still had our car.
Patrick: SpongeBob, look.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Our car!
SpongeBob: The key.
Patrick: Where do you think it is?
SpongeBob: There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
Patrick: I know. Walk in and ask him for it. What are you looking at?
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
Patrick: Sorry.
SpongeBob: I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
Patrick: Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
SpongeBob: Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
Inside the Thug Tug
Patrick: Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody come closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
Thug Tug Owner: It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off.
Inside the Bathroom
SpongeBob: Patrick. You call that a distraction?
Patrick:Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
SpongeBob: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Bubble party!
Inside the Thug Tug
Thug Tug Owner: Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
Everybody in the Thug Tug: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Thug Tug Owner: That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
Tough Guy #1: Maybe it was...
Thug Tug Owner:Shut up! Somebody in here ain't a real man. You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this.
Patrick:SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
SpongeBob: I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick tries to resist to sing along)
Goofy Goober (On Record): Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
Thug Tug Owner: It was you! You're the baby!
Tough Guy #2:No, no! I only coughed, I swear.
Thug Tug Owner: DJ! Turn it up louder!
SpongeBob: Don't sing along, Patrick.
Patrick: I'm trying. Trying so hard.
Thug Tug Owner: I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Double Headed Twins #1: Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
Thug Tug Owner:Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at...Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
Thug Tug Owner: Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby.
SpongeBob: Man, that was a close call.
Patrick: Guess what I got.
SpongeBob: The key!
Outside of Squidward's House
Squidward: (Sticks his head out the window) Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He sticks his head back in, gets his bicycle, and begins riding it around town)
Town
Fish: Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet)
Squidward: Some people have no taste in headgear. (Looks around more and sees everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
Female Fish: (She looks around) Who said that?
Squidward: Down here.
Female Fish: (After she finds Squidward) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
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Characters: David Hasselhoff • Dennis (eliminator) • Cyclops • Goofy Goober • Karen • King Neptune • Mr. Krabs • Patrick Star • Mindy • Sheldon J. Plankton • SpongeBob SquarePants • Gas Station Attendants • Car Stealer |
