SpongeBob Surf Shorts

Episode related to it: SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Patrick's Skeleton
• Patrick's Skin
• Squidward
• Other surfers

Transcripts

Surf Short #1

(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)

SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)

Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)

Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.

Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.

Surf Short #2

(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?

Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!

Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?

SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!

Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?

SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)

Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.

Surf Short #3

(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)

SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!

Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!

SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.

Patrick: Oooooohhh.

(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)

SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)

Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)

Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?

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