Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side

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Episode Article: The abrasive side

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants/Abrasive SpongeBob
• Patrick Star
• Sandy Cheeks
• Mr. Krabs
• Pearl Krabs
• Grandma SquarePants

Sandy: Operation: Acorn smoothie is a success!
Mr. Krabs: [Cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Patrick and opens the door] SpongeBob! Oh, you gotta help me! Pearl's got her heart set on the new pair of shoes! Your job is to tell her "no".
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, today's my day off!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! [SpongeBob went inside the shoe store and He walks at the sidewalk happily]
SpongeBob: Uh, Pearl, not those shoes, no.
Pearl: NO?!?!?! [She starts crying]
Grandma: SpongeBob! Call your granny. Cross the street.
SpongeBob: Grandma? Oh. Coming, Grandma!
Patrick: Oh, man! That was the best stuff I ever had! (Laughs)Oh. hello, SpongeBob. Did you enjoy not going to glove world with me?
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick I tried how I tried. But everyone needed my help, and I...
Patrick: You need to learn to say "no". Stand up for yourself, man! You need thicker skin. Checkout mine. [Rubs his finger along is tough skin and burns out.] Oh,That reminds me. Can you scratch my back?
SpongeBob Oh sure. [Scratches his back with a very gross ick, and cuts to SpongeBob's house] [crying] Oh, i'ts true gare bear, true. 
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I'ts true that i can't stand up from my self. I'm too soft. oh, I had thicker skin! [Gary flicks through the phone book and calls a janitorial supplies company]
Abrasive SpongeBob:Ah, why don't you scram, you little free-loader. [Switches back to SpongeBob, who blinks, then switches back to the abrasive side] Bottomfeeder.