Goofy Goober Rock (Song)

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Goofy Goober Rock is a song from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It is available in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Soundtrack.

Lyrics

Movie Version

I’m a goofy goober! (Rock!)
You’re a goofy goober! (Rock!)
We’re all goofy goobers! (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober! (Rock!) 

Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say, "No way!" (No way!)
No, no, freakin’ way!
"I’m a kid," you say?
When you say I’m a kid,
I say, "Say it again!" and then I say, "Thanks!" (Thanks!)
"Thank you very much!" 

So, if you’re thinking that you’d like to be like me,
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free! 
(a hum a la bey ba la zeba la bob e la hum a la bey ba la zeba la bop)

I’m a goofy goober! (Rock!)
You’re a goofy goober! (Rock!)
We’re all goofy goobers! (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah!

(rest of song is instrumental, with SpongeBob, dressed as a wizard, playing an electric guitar to free Plankton’s slaves)

Album Version

I’m a goofy goober! (Rock!)
You’re a goofy goober! (Rock!)
We’re all goofy goobers! (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober! (Rock!) 

Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say, "No way!" (No way!)
No, no, no, no way!
"I’m a kid," you say?
When you say I’m a kid,
I say, "Say it again!" and then I say, "Thanks!" (Thanks!)
"Thank you very much!" 

So, if you’re thinking that you’d like to be like me,
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free!

I’m a goofy goober! (Rock!)
You’re a goofy goober! (Rock!)
We’re all goofy goobers! (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah!

Appearance in the movie

• The song is played near the end of the movie used against Plankton’s mind control.
• This is a cover song for the song "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister.

Trivia

• This song contains the word "freaking", arguably the harshest language to ever appear in the series.
  • On the soundtrack album, this line is changed to "No, no, no, no way!"
• The short scat SpongeBob performs during the movie is from the David Lee Roth song "Just a Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody" and isn’t included on the album version.