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Episode Transcript: Picture Day
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*[[Mrs. Puff]] | *[[Mrs. Puff]] | ||
| − | (Gary is snoring until the foghorn blows. | + | (Gary is snoring until the foghorn blows. SpongeBob’s blanket flies off but reveals a box for SpongeBob’s body, a fork for the nose, and 2 potatoes for the feet)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (laughs) Nice try, "alarmy", but you got to get up pretty early to wake me up on "picture day"!.<br> | |
Gary: Meow. (crawls under Spongebob's blanket)<br> | Gary: Meow. (crawls under Spongebob's blanket)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Now, if you'll excuse me, Gary, I must go make myself picturesque. (cut to SpongeBob putting a vacuum on | |
his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on | his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on | ||
| − | his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig and then he turns it into | + | his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig and then he turns it into The Beatles’ hair style do, then a Jamaican hair due, then shaves it off.) Perfect! I'm ready. Whoo-hoo!<br> |
Gary: Meow.<br> | Gary: Meow.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (humming until a piece of seaweed leaves a green residue on his clothes) Fine, fine, not to worry, no | |
problem.(and did it again) | problem.(and did it again) | ||
Vacuum, Rolling Pin, Crayon, Red and Blue Paint. | Vacuum, Rolling Pin, Crayon, Red and Blue Paint. | ||
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Gary: Meow.<br> | Gary: Meow.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. I'd love | |
| − | to stop and chat right now, but it's picture day. (trash people pick up | + | to stop and chat right now, but it's picture day. (trash people pick up SpongeBob, mistaking him for a trash can, and |
| − | cover him in trash. Squidward laughs. | + | cover him in trash. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob goes back in to change again) |
| − | Still looking good | + | Still looking good Spongy, and Boating School is just around the corner. (crowd is screaming and running away) |
Fish: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with... | Fish: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with... | ||
| − | (gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. | + | (gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. SpongeBob tastes it)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ketchup?<br> | |
| − | Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm finished. ( | + | Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm finished. (SpongeBob runs away while dodging all the balloons. Hides behind a dumpster |
but there is a kid waiting for him witha ketchup bottle)<br> | but there is a kid waiting for him witha ketchup bottle)<br> | ||
Teenager: Gotcha!<br> | Teenager: Gotcha!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.<br> | |
| − | Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at | + | Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at SpongeBob but SpongeBob blocks ketchup with his tongue and jumps away.) More teenagers run towards SpongeBob but he notices a hot dog stand and hides on the top |
where the giant hot dog is posing as mustard)<br> | where the giant hot dog is posing as mustard)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I... (gets squirt with ketchup by an old man who missed his hot dog)<br> | |
| − | Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to | + | Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to SpongeBob changing again)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: And now, as an extra precaution to keep me looking shiny and new...(takes out small bottle labled "Sponge Gloss") No grime can | |
| − | penetrate the glossy sheen(puts on some | + | penetrate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School) |
There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck | There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck | ||
| − | driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on | + | driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just water. |
| − | (a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over | + | (a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck |
| − | spills oatmeal all over | + | spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to |
| − | + | SpongeBob taking a shower and brushing all the stuff off of him)<br> | |
Patrick: Hey, buddy.<br> | Patrick: Hey, buddy.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, a little privacy here.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Oh, sorry, | + | Patrick: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. I just came over to borrow some jelly.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Well, go ahead, but I don't have time to play right now. I am late for picture day, and I just can't seem to | |
get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of | get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of | ||
the outside world.<br> | the outside world.<br> | ||
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Patrick: I have a solution. (licks up all the jelly)<br> | Patrick: I have a solution. (licks up all the jelly)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ew!.<br> | |
Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.<br> | Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: That's it! (jumps in the jar) This jelly jar will insulate me from the dirty dregs of Bikini Bottom. If you | |
| − | don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with | + | don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with SpongeBob still in the jar)<br> |
Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?<br> | Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick...<br> | |
Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.<br> | Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, Patrick! I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly! (is poured into the taco)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: SpongeBob, get out of my taco. (SpongeBob sobs) What's the matter, SpongeBob?<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I just wanted to take a decent picture today because someday, I will graduate from Boating School | |
and I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells.<br> | and I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells.<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Puff: There you are. (takes | + | Mrs. Puff: There you are. (takes SpongeBob inside. Meanwhile, the photographer is taking another lady's picture)<br> |
Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)<br> | Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, | + | Mrs. Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, SpongeBob.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wait, can I go home and change first?<br> | |
Photographer: No time. Say cheese.<br> | Photographer: No time. Say cheese.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (sobbing) Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.<br> | |
| − | Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of | + | Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of SpongeBob with water) |
| − | Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. ( | + | Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. (SpongeBob puts on a green outfit) This is it. |
| − | Now you are looking like a winner. ( | + | Now you are looking like a winner. (SpongeBob cries when he looks at his outfit)<br> |
| − | Mrs Puff: | + | Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, please stop crying so he can take the picture.<br> |
| − | Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs Puff. I brought Pearlie.<br> | + | Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs. Puff. I brought Pearlie.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I can't stop crying.<br> | |
Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether | Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether | ||
you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in SpongeBob's mouth) Now say cheese.<br> | you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in SpongeBob's mouth) Now say cheese.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cheese. (cut to later) There I am. (looking at his cautious memories book) Hey, I don't look so bad | |
| − | + | after all. (everyone in the book is smiling like SpongeBob) | |
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Episode Article: Picture Day
Characters
(Gary is snoring until the foghorn blows. SpongeBob’s blanket flies off but reveals a box for SpongeBob’s body, a fork for the nose, and 2 potatoes for the feet)
SpongeBob: (laughs) Nice try, "alarmy", but you got to get up pretty early to wake me up on "picture day"!.
Gary: Meow. (crawls under Spongebob's blanket)
SpongeBob: Now, if you'll excuse me, Gary, I must go make myself picturesque. (cut to SpongeBob putting a vacuum on
his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on
his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig and then he turns it into The Beatles’ hair style do, then a Jamaican hair due, then shaves it off.) Perfect! I'm ready. Whoo-hoo!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: (humming until a piece of seaweed leaves a green residue on his clothes) Fine, fine, not to worry, no
problem.(and did it again)
Vacuum, Rolling Pin, Crayon, Red and Blue Paint.
I am Ready again, its time to take a corrective approach ( open his umbrella, steps in front of Gary then walks outside)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. I'd love to stop and chat right now, but it's picture day. (trash people pick up SpongeBob, mistaking him for a trash can, and cover him in trash. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob goes back in to change again) Still looking good Spongy, and Boating School is just around the corner. (crowd is screaming and running away)
Fish: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with...
(gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. SpongeBob tastes it)
SpongeBob: Ketchup?
Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm finished. (SpongeBob runs away while dodging all the balloons. Hides behind a dumpster
but there is a kid waiting for him witha ketchup bottle)
Teenager: Gotcha!
SpongeBob: Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.
Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at SpongeBob but SpongeBob blocks ketchup with his tongue and jumps away.) More teenagers run towards SpongeBob but he notices a hot dog stand and hides on the top
where the giant hot dog is posing as mustard)
SpongeBob: Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I... (gets squirt with ketchup by an old man who missed his hot dog)
Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to SpongeBob changing again)
SpongeBob: And now, as an extra precaution to keep me looking shiny and new...(takes out small bottle labled "Sponge Gloss") No grime can
penetrate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School)
There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck
driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just water.
(a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck
spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to
SpongeBob taking a shower and brushing all the stuff off of him)
Patrick: Hey, buddy.
SpongeBob: Patrick, a little privacy here.
Patrick: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. I just came over to borrow some jelly.
SpongeBob: Well, go ahead, but I don't have time to play right now. I am late for picture day, and I just can't seem to
get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of
the outside world.
Patrick: I have a solution. (licks up all the jelly)
SpongeBob: Ew!.
Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.
SpongeBob: That's it! (jumps in the jar) This jelly jar will insulate me from the dirty dregs of Bikini Bottom. If you
don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with SpongeBob still in the jar)
Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick...
Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.
SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, Patrick! I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly! (is poured into the taco)
Patrick: SpongeBob, get out of my taco. (SpongeBob sobs) What's the matter, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I just wanted to take a decent picture today because someday, I will graduate from Boating School
and I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells.
Mrs. Puff: There you are. (takes SpongeBob inside. Meanwhile, the photographer is taking another lady's picture)
Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)
Mrs. Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Wait, can I go home and change first?
Photographer: No time. Say cheese.
SpongeBob: (sobbing) Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of SpongeBob with water)
Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. (SpongeBob puts on a green outfit) This is it.
Now you are looking like a winner. (SpongeBob cries when he looks at his outfit)
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, please stop crying so he can take the picture.
Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs. Puff. I brought Pearlie.
SpongeBob: I can't stop crying.
Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether
you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in SpongeBob's mouth) Now say cheese.
SpongeBob: Cheese. (cut to later) There I am. (looking at his cautious memories book) Hey, I don't look so bad after all. (everyone in the book is smiling like SpongeBob)
