Ripped Pants (Song)

Latest revision as of 16:07, 17 July 2026

Ripped Pants is a song that was sung by SpongeBob and the Beach Band in the episode Ripped Pants. It also appears on SpongeBob’s 2001 tape Saint Nicholas' Sing Along Songs and More!.

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When I ripped… (rip) …my pants,

I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But then I went and blew it, all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I… (rip) …ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and… (rip) …ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...

Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
So listen and you won’t regret,
Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
And you won’t end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip; the entire band smiles)

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Theme Songs: SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Christmas Theme Song • Eugene Krabs Theme Song • Patrick Seastar Theme Song • Squidward Tentacles Theme Song • Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song • SpongeBob ScaredyPants • Movie Theme Song) • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song • The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Theme Song • The Patrick Show! Theme Song Non-Theme Songs: 4-Ply • A Day Like This • All This Money • All You Need is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Beautiful Dreamer • Best Friends Day • Bikini Bottom National Anthem • Birthday Song for Squidward • Brush Brush Brush My Teeth • The Campfire Song Song • Cha-Ching • Counting Me Money • Daydream Believer • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas) • Down The Well • Fancy Livin’ • For He’s a Jolly Good Rookie • F.U.N. • Gary, Come Home! • The Germ Warrior • Give It All You've Got • The Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Get Up, Be Active • The Glove Song • Good Neighbors Are We • Goodbye Atlantis • He’s Flying • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Hot Fruitcake • I Love Krabby Patties • I've Got an Abrasive Side • I Will Try • I Wish I Was Grinding Up Krabby Patties • I Wish, I Could Fly! • I Wrote This • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • Indoors • It’s All About You • Jellyfishing Song • Jingle Bells • K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, Says I • The Krusty Krab Pizza! • Laundry Song • Livin’ Like Larry • Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight • Loop dee Loop! • Magic is Missing • The Most Important Meal of the Day • Musical Doodle • Off to Work • Oh Baby • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Our Favorite Things • Patrick’s ABC • Pearl’s My Daughter • Pick Up a Pencil • Ripped Pants • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Save Jellyfish Fields • So Long Bikini Bottom • So Many Weapons • The Spaghetti Song • SpongeBob is Leaving • Squidly’s Songs • Squidward Had a Krabby Patty • Squidward, My Friend • Steppin’ on the Beach • Striped Sweater • Sun Fun Island • Sweet Victory • Texas • That’s a Rodeo • That’s What Friends Do • This Grill is Not a Home • Time to Feed Him • Together • To the Dump • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas to Me • We’re Gonna Be Pirates • We've Got Scurvy • We Love to Work • Welcome to Our Club! • You’re Old Movie Songs: The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Goofy Goober Rock • The Goofy Goober Song • It’s Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • Just a Kid • Livin’ La Vida Loca • Now That We’re Men • Ocean Man • Patrick Star • Prince Paul’s Bubble Party • Sandy Squirrel • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Squeeze Me • Teamwork • Thank Goodness It’s Monday • Under My Rock • You Better Swim SpongeBob & the Hi-Seas Songs: Barnacles! • The Best Day Ever • Doin’ the Krabby Patty • Employee of the Month • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin’ the Hook • Where’s Gary? • Who Wants to Race Me? Educational Songs: Making a Krabby Patty • Patterns Album-Only Songs: F Is For Friends • Fishin’ for Money • Superior • You Will Obey! Instrumental Songs: Electric Zoo Other: ’80s Krusty Krab Commercial • A Poem • Cold Argh • Cierre Bob Esponja • Seaweed

Ripped Pants (Song)

Latest revision as of 16:07, 17 July 2026

[edit] Lyrics

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