Dead Eye

Revision as of 05:59, 28 May 2025

Dead Eye is a song that describes the evil villain: Dead Eye Plankton, and was sung by Pecos Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Mrs.Puff, and other Bikini Bottomites' ancestors in Pest of the West.

Pecos Patrick: 
Ooohhhh, Bikini Gulch, 
Was a purdy place, 
With sweet water and blue sky...
'Till one day a beast, 
Come a-riding from the east, 
By the name of old dead eye.
(All: That dirty no-good dead eye.)

Pecos Patrick: 
Oh, He’s robbed this town, 
He’s pulled my pants down,
Mrs. Puff’s Western Ancestor:
He made all the pretty girls cry (She cries)
Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor:
That no good goon, 
Wants my saloon,
and the I.O.U.’s due tomorra' noon, 
If we don’t get some help here real sooooooooon...
All Krusty Kantina customers (Except SpongeBuck SquarePants):
We’ll lose everything we own to dead eye.
We'd stop him if we weren’t so scared to try.

Pecos Patrick:
And if you think that’s funny,
Let me tell you sonny,
You won’t be laughing when you see... (Gasps)
His...(Gasps)
Big...(Gasps)
Red...(Gasps and sobs)
Dead eye!
All: 
Dead eye!