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Episode: Whale of a Birthday
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Episode Article: [[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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*[[Judy]]
 
*[[Judy]]
 
*[[Billy Fishkins]]
 
*[[Billy Fishkins]]
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*[[Boys Who Cry]]
 
*[[Tina]]
 
*[[Tina]]
 
*[[Clara]]
 
*[[Clara]]
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*[[Julie]]
 
*[[Julie]]
 
*[[Angela]]
 
*[[Angela]]
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*[[Ponyo]]
 
 
*[[Brad]]
 
*[[Brad]]
 
*[[Mina the Mongoose]]
 
*[[Mina the Mongoose]]
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*[[Breezie the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Breezie the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
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*Shadow the Hedgehog
 
*[[Sera]]
 
*[[Sera]]
 
*[[Sara]]
 
*[[Sara]]
 
*[[Sarah]]
 
*[[Sarah]]
 
*[[Tara]]
 
*[[Tara]]
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*Jelly Clamiwell
 
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*Shell B.
 
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*Shell C.
 
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*Victoria Beckclam
 
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*Clemma Squidton
 
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*Swayzak
 
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*Tsukihi
 
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
  
 
(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)<br>
 
(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)<br>
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Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the Clam Girls!
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Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: "It's All About You."
  
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'''''Song:''''' Clam Girls "[[It's all about you]]"
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'''''Song:''''' Boys Who Cry "[[It's all about you]]"
 
It's All About You
 
It's All About You
  
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It's all about you,
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It's all about you girl,
 
On your sixteenth birthday!
 
On your sixteenth birthday!
 
Pay attention to you girl,
 
Pay attention to you girl,
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You get your very own spotlight tonight,
 
You get your very own spotlight tonight,
 
Cuz it's all about you!
 
Cuz it's all about you!
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Yeah, it's all about you.
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
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You're the birthday girl!
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So you better party, it's your birthday
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Cuz it's all about you!
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Yeah it's all about you
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You're the birthday girl!
 
You're the birthday girl!
  
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  Pearl: Yeah! It's all about me
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  Pearl
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Yeah! It's all about me
 
  On my 16th birthday
 
  On my 16th birthday
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  I want anime, manga, and video games
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  I want music, clothes, and shiny things
 
  So give it up right away
 
  So give it up right away
 
  Everybody in the whole wide world
 
  Everybody in the whole wide world
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Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor?<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor?<br>
  
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Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because today's a very special day.<br>
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Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I mean it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I mean it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12?<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12?<br>
  
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Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll go back to being a geek. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life. I can't be swearing at a game of Sonic the Hedgehog.<br>
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Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen.<br>
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Clara: Hi, Pearl.<br>
 
Clara: Hi, Pearl.<br>
  
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Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party today?<br>
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Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow?<br>
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Natalie: (in completely deadpan voice) You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday girl or boy.<br>
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Breezie: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as bad as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as  
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Breezie: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as  
 
party favors? (3 girls and Pearl laugh)<br>
 
party favors? (3 girls and Pearl laugh)<br>
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Pearl: Nah, Dad learned a lesson after that.<br>
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Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.<br>
 
Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.<br>
  
 
Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)<br>  
 
Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)<br>  
  
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Clara: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school smiling. She heads toward the Krusty Krab)<br>
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Clara: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school smiling. She heads  
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toward the Krusty Krab)<br>
  
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Pearl: Daddy!
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Pearl: Daddy!<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!<br>
  
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Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.
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Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.  
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Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.<br>
  
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Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors! (holds up a box of fresh pocky)
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Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors!<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: This year's gonna be a blast!
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Mr. Krabs + Pearl: This year's gonna be a blast! (hugs)<br>
  
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Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! But you better not ruin this one! Now promise me you won't be cheap.
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Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! But you better not ruin this one! Now promise me you won't be cheap.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: I promise.
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Mr. Krabs: I promise.<br>
  
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Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br>
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Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr. Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?<br>
 
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: While I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's presents. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: While I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's present. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?<br>
 
SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. I wanted to give her nothing, but she's too good for that. Now, follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. I wanted to give her nothing, but she's too good for that. Now, follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.<br>
  
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SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover. (runs off to the mall) HEY PEARL! You forgot about me!<br>
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SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover.<br>
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(Pearl pokes her head out from round the door's corner. She somehow overheard the entire conversation.)<br>
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Pearl: Come on, kiddo. We're going to the mall!<br>
  
 
(later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]])<br>
 
(later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]])<br>
  
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Pearl: So, that's when [[Marcie]] told me that Julie said that Angela slapped Brad in the face.<br>
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Pearl: So, that's when [[Marcie]] told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.<br>
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Clara: Oh, I thought she was mad at him; I thought she hated him.<br>
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 +
SpongeBob: Me too.<br>
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Pearl: Did you honestly listen to my entire story?<br>
  
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Clara: That's one angry salmon!
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(SpongeBob shrugs and shakes his head.)<br>
  
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SpongeBob: Angela must be independent.
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Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.<br>
  
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Pearl: Yes she is! (later, they are at a store, and she is holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world. LOOK! IT HAS SAKURA KINOMOTO ON IT!<br>
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Mina: It's just a comb, Pearl. I know when things are great as soon as I see them, and I know for sure that's not.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)<br>
 
SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)<br>
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SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.<br>
  
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Cashier: Close enough. (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.<br>
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Cashier: Close enough.<br>
 +
 
 +
Pearl: (walking over to the cashier) K-R-A-B-S. There. I did it for you, SpongeBoob.<br>
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 +
Cashier: (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.<br>
 
SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.<br>
  
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Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss! Just like they do it in Harajuku!<br>
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Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!<br>
 +
 
 +
Tina: Are you sure?<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.<br>
  
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Judy: Pearl, you have got to see this. It's a coral bracelet. WITH REIMU'S YINYANG ON IT! <br>
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Amy: Pearl, you have got to see this. It's a coral bracelet. <br>
  
 
Pearl: Coming, Judy.<br>
 
Pearl: Coming, Judy.<br>
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SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.<br>
  
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Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! A Sailor Moon necklace! (SpongeBob sighs)<br>
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Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! A necklace!<br>
  
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Pearl: Oh my God, the English dub of Gurren Lagan!
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Sally: It's not!!! (SpongeBob sighs)<br>
  
 
(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner)<br>
 
(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner)<br>
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Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)<br>
 
Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)<br>
  
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Judy: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. It's sakura-scented nail polish! (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony)<br>
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Mina: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. It's nail polish! (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony, but Sally takes him out of the disguise)<br>
  
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Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Billy Fishkin.<br>
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Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Shadow the Hedgehog.<br>
  
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All: Hi, Billy!<br>
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All: Hi, Shadow!<br>
  
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Billy: Hey guys. Did you see the latest episode of Attack on Titan 2 on Toonami?<br>
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Shadow: Hmph. You again. (all sighing. Amy sighs after they do)<br>
  
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SpongeBob: What the heck is this Attack on Titan thing? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier) Price check on four.<br>
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Amy: Isn't he dreamy?<br>
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 +
(Meanwhile, SpongeBob takes Billy Fishkin and hands him to the cashier.)<br>
 +
 
 +
Cashier: Price check on four.<br>
  
 
Billy: Okay, wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?<br>
 
Billy: Okay, wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?<br>
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Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.<br>
 
Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, it's Pearl's birthday, we have to do what she wants. Wait. I have an idea.
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Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, Pearl's birthday... Now how about the entertainment shows? We ran out of those ones where you put on 3D glasses and shrink, and then it'd be very big. <br>
  
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Squidward: What's that?
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Squidward: We have 2 of those left. I remember "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," (laughs) We still have that one. It's a great one. <br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna take her to Epcot. The rides are great, and the shows are cool, too, like the one where you put on 3D glasses and it looks like you're shrunk, and everything is big.
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Mr. Krabs: I stole it from Epcot. That's why they're playing the Michael Jackson show now!<br>
  
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Squidward: You're talking about "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," (laughs) It's a great show. Though I still miss the show where Michael Jackson dances with some people.
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Squidward: Isn't a Pixar show now? Because Michael Jackson can't be trusted around little boys...<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Then the Clam Girls...
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Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, that's right. Then Boys Who Cry...<br>
  
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Squidward: Clam Girls? I hate that band. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run into real money.<br>
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Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're the worst band of all time. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sing, it'll run into real money.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: You're a real hater, huh? So where's the Epcot admission and hotel prices?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: How the Davy do you know that? Anyway, where’s the shrinking show? And the lip gloss?<br>
  
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Squidward: Oh yeah. And for the money... stay at either the Swan, Dolphin, or Yacht Club.<br>
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Squidward: When I was booking the Clamshell Orchestra to play at Bikini Bottom Community College. Just to make Pearl happy, waste all your money. Let the Boys Who Cry sing all their songs.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Yacht Club?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: All their songs?<br>
  
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(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, a kimono, a yukata, a T-shirt with Swayzak on it, and other gifts)<br>
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(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)<br>
  
 
Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?
 
Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?
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SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!<br>
 
SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's present?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's presents?<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.<br>
 
SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.<br>
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Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.<br>
 
Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends, including a sullen Shadow, enter)<br>
  
 
All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A GIRL')<br>
 
All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A GIRL')<br>
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Judy: "It's a girl!" (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)<br>
 
Judy: "It's a girl!" (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)<br>
  
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Pearl: Daddy! Arigato gozaimasu! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)<br>
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Pearl: Daddy! You changed the banner! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)<br>
  
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Clara: It's NOT stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink) It's grape punch!<br>
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Mina: It's NOT stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink) It's grape punch!<br>
  
 
Squidward: It is grape punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)<br>
 
Squidward: It is grape punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)<br>
  
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Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (The ice sculpture has a steel head that does not fall off) It's made out of ice! Banzai!<br>
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Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (The ice sculpture has a steel head that does not fall off) It's made out of ice! Whoo Hoo!<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Because who all wants some cake?<br>
 
SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Because who all wants some cake?<br>
  
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Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Oishimasu!<br>
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Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Yum!<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br>
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Breezie: (licks thumb) Strawberry flavored.<br>
  
 
Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.<br>
 
Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.<br>
  
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SpongeBob: No root beer, but...<br>
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Sally: (notices drink stand) No root beer, but...<br>
  
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Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Clam Girls to play. You did get Clam Girls, right?<br>
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Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Oh yes I did, sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)<br>
  
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Clam Girls: Hello Krusty Krab! (sings and dances)
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Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies. (shrinks and sings and dances on Pearl’s lip)
  
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It's all about you,
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It's all about you girl,
  
 
On your sixteenth birthday!
 
On your sixteenth birthday!
  
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Pay attention to you,
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Pay attention to you girl,
  
 
Everyone has to do just what you say.
 
Everyone has to do just what you say.
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Cuz it's all about you!
 
Cuz it's all about you!
  
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Yeah, it's all about you!
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
  
 
You're the birthday girl!
 
You're the birthday girl!
  
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So you better party, it's your birthday
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Huh!
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(grows back, hops off, and dances)
  
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Cuz it's all about you!
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Tara: Oh my Gosh! He got Boys Who Cry.<br>
  
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Yeah, it's all about you!
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Judy: Yeah!<br>
  
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You're the birthday girl!
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Tara: Yea!<br>
  
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Huh!
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Clara: What awesome fun is this!<br>
  
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(dances)
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Judy: This is great!<br>
  
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Tara: Hey, that's the actual Clam Girls?<br>
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Pearl: Daddy, how did this happen? I gave you a list and you made it better. (dances smiling)<br>
  
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Judy: Yeah!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what's outside?  (crowd dances at Boys Who Cry)<br>
  
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Tara: Sugoi!<br>
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Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, just for me. Oh, the presents. That's what's outside. (laughs)<br>
  
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Clara: What awesome fun is this!<br>
 
  
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Judy: This is great!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I'll make it even cooler, Pearl. Okay, the shrinking show! Put on your Safety Goggles! <br>
  
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Pearl: Daddy, when did you change? You got my favorite band to play. (dances smiling)<br>
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Pearl + friends: (sees dog on screen) AAAAAAAAHHHH! Eww… it sneezed on me! Eww… it’s spitting on me!
  
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Mr. Krabs: Pearl, it gets better. (crowd dances to Clam Girls)<br>
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Judy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That snake! Mice! No! AAAH! It got lifted up!
  
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Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap. (laughs)<br>
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Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! The whole entire Krusty Krab got lifted up by that dumb boy!
  
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SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all, everyone runs outside to see)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Well, time for the presents!
  
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Pearl: You bought me Ponyo on DVD?<br>
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SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all and Breezie pops out of them)<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did?<br>
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Pearl: You bought me a Boys Who Cry CD?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did? (Breezie gets out of pile)<br>
  
 
Friends: Wow.<br>
 
Friends: Wow.<br>
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Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br>
 
Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Well, you're going to Epcot.
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SpongeBob + Pearl: Hit it boys!
  
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Pearl: Oh my God! Domo arigato!
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'''''Endsong:''''' Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"
  
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Mr. Krabs: And I've invited your friends, too!
 
  
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Friends: Thank you!
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Boys Who Cry + Amy + Sally + Mina: It's all about you girl,
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On your sixteenth birthday!
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Pay attention to you girl,
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Everyone has to do just what you say.
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You get your very own spotlight tonight,
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Cuz it's all about you!
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
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You're the birthday girl!
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Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this 500 dollars costing me?<br>
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SpongeBob: Here's the receipt.<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: We're going to stay at the Yacht Club. You're also going to the Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom.
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Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) Billy...<br>
  
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Pearl: Let's go!
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Spongebob: Oh, you got me everything Pearl wanted. (kisses Pearl)<br>
  
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Mr. Krabs: Get in the boat with your friends and I'll drive to the airport.
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Pearl: Ah, nothing's too good for my daddy.(Spongebob and her dances & laughs so hard)<br>
  
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(Pearl and friends get in the boat. An eyecatch shows)
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SpongeBob: You're a good whale, Pearl.<br>
  
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Voice: We'll be right back with Saiko no Tanjobi Party!
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Pearl: Get your luck, boy.
  
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(Another eyecatch shows.)
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Shadow: I kinda like you, Pearl. (Pearl's face flushes as she gasps.)
  
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Voice: And now, back to Saiko no Tanjobi Party!
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SpongeBob: There, that's better!
  
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(Pearl and friends are in the boat.)
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Pearl: Yeah!
  
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Pearl: (singing) Stop right there, and don't move!
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(episode ends as SpongeBob, Pearl, and Shadow dance)

Revision as of 02:56, 28 February 2018

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Episode Article: Whale of a Birthday

Characters

Dialogue

(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)
Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: "It's All About You."

Song: Boys Who Cry "It's all about you" It's All About You

It's all about you girl, On your sixteenth birthday! Pay attention to you girl, Everyone has to do just what you say. You get your very own spotlight tonight, Cuz it's all about you! Yeah, it's all about Pearl! You're the birthday girl! 


Pearl

Yeah! It's all about me
On my 16th birthday
I want music, clothes, and shiny things
So give it up right away
Everybody in the whole wide world
They have to pay attention to me
It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!

Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's trousers!

Pearl: Morning, daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor?

Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day.

Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I mean it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed.

Pearl: You have no idea what day tomorrow is, do you?

Mr. Krabs: None at all.

Pearl: It's my 16th birthday!

Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12?

Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.

Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen.

Pearl: Then promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (nods)

(later at the high school)

Pearl: Hi, girls.

Clara: Hi, Pearl.

Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow?

Breezie: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as party favors? (3 girls and Pearl laugh)

Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.

Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)

Clara: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school smiling. She heads toward the Krusty Krab)

Pearl: Daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!

Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.

Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.

Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors!

Mr. Krabs + Pearl: This year's gonna be a blast! (hugs)

Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! But you better not ruin this one! Now promise me you won't be cheap.

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr. Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!

SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: While I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's present. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.

SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: It's me credit card. You use it instead of money.

SpongeBob: I can buy stuff with just this piece of plastic? I don't need money?

Mr. Krabs: Exactly.

SpongeBob: Wow.

Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. I wanted to give her nothing, but she's too good for that. Now, follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.

SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover.

(Pearl pokes her head out from round the door's corner. She somehow overheard the entire conversation.)

Pearl: Come on, kiddo. We're going to the mall!

(later at the Bikini Bottom Mall)

Pearl: So, that's when Marcie told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.

Clara: Oh, I thought she was mad at him; I thought she hated him.

SpongeBob: Me too.

Pearl: Did you honestly listen to my entire story?

(SpongeBob shrugs and shakes his head.)

Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.

Mina: It's just a comb, Pearl. I know when things are great as soon as I see them, and I know for sure that's not.

SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)

Cashier: (looking at the credit card) Mr. Krabs, huh? Quick--how do you spell "Krabs"?

SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.

Cashier: Close enough.

Pearl: (walking over to the cashier) K-R-A-B-S. There. I did it for you, SpongeBoob.

Cashier: (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.

SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.

Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!

Tina: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.

Amy: Pearl, you have got to see this. It's a coral bracelet.

Pearl: Coming, Judy.

Mary: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from Mary and the mirror flips back around)

SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.

Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! A necklace!

Sally: It's not!!! (SpongeBob sighs)

(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner)

Squidward: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale.

Squidward: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs.

(back at the mall)

Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)

Mina: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. It's nail polish! (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony, but Sally takes him out of the disguise)

Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Shadow the Hedgehog.

All: Hi, Shadow!

Shadow: Hmph. You again. (all sighing. Amy sighs after they do)

Amy: Isn't he dreamy?

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob takes Billy Fishkin and hands him to the cashier.)

Cashier: Price check on four.

Billy: Okay, wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(back at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, Pearl's birthday... Now how about the entertainment shows? We ran out of those ones where you put on 3D glasses and shrink, and then it'd be very big.

Squidward: We have 2 of those left. I remember "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," (laughs) We still have that one. It's a great one.

Mr. Krabs: I stole it from Epcot. That's why they're playing the Michael Jackson show now!

Squidward: Isn't a Pixar show now? Because Michael Jackson can't be trusted around little boys...

Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, that's right. Then Boys Who Cry...

Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're the worst band of all time. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sing, it'll run into real money.

Mr. Krabs: How the Davy do you know that? Anyway, where’s the shrinking show? And the lip gloss?

Squidward: When I was booking the Clamshell Orchestra to play at Bikini Bottom Community College. Just to make Pearl happy, waste all your money. Let the Boys Who Cry sing all their songs.

Mr. Krabs: All their songs?

(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)

Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?

Clara: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. (laughs)

Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.

(back at the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: It's almost time for the party to start!

SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's presents?

SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.

Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends, including a sullen Shadow, enter)

All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A GIRL')

Judy: "It's a girl!" (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)

Pearl: Daddy! You changed the banner! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)

Mina: It's NOT stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink) It's grape punch!

Squidward: It is grape punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)

Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (The ice sculpture has a steel head that does not fall off) It's made out of ice! Whoo Hoo!

SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Because who all wants some cake?

Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Yum!

Mr. Krabs: And frosting.

Breezie: (licks thumb) Strawberry flavored.

Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.

Sally: (notices drink stand) No root beer, but...

Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?

Mr. Krabs: Oh yes I did, sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)

Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies. (shrinks and sings and dances on Pearl’s lip)

It's all about you girl,

On your sixteenth birthday!

Pay attention to you girl,

Everyone has to do just what you say.

You get your very own spotlight tonight,

Cuz it's all about you!

Yeah, it's all about Pearl!

You're the birthday girl!

Huh! (grows back, hops off, and dances)

Tara: Oh my Gosh! He got Boys Who Cry.

Judy: Yeah!

Tara: Yea!

Clara: What awesome fun is this!

Judy: This is great!

Pearl: Daddy, how did this happen? I gave you a list and you made it better. (dances smiling)

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what's outside? (crowd dances at Boys Who Cry)

Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, just for me. Oh, the presents. That's what's outside. (laughs)


Mr. Krabs: I'll make it even cooler, Pearl. Okay, the shrinking show! Put on your Safety Goggles!

Pearl + friends: (sees dog on screen) AAAAAAAAHHHH! Eww… it sneezed on me! Eww… it’s spitting on me!

Judy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That snake! Mice! No! AAAH! It got lifted up!

Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! The whole entire Krusty Krab got lifted up by that dumb boy!

Mr. Krabs: Well, time for the presents!

SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all and Breezie pops out of them)

Pearl: You bought me a Boys Who Cry CD?

Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did? (Breezie gets out of pile)

Friends: Wow.

Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.

SpongeBob + Pearl: Hit it boys!

Endsong: Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"


Boys Who Cry + Amy + Sally + Mina: It's all about you girl, On your sixteenth birthday! Pay attention to you girl, Everyone has to do just what you say. You get your very own spotlight tonight, Cuz it's all about you! Yeah, it's all about Pearl! You're the birthday girl!

Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this 500 dollars costing me?

SpongeBob: Here's the receipt.

Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) Billy...

Spongebob: Oh, you got me everything Pearl wanted. (kisses Pearl)

Pearl: Ah, nothing's too good for my daddy.(Spongebob and her dances & laughs so hard)

SpongeBob: You're a good whale, Pearl.

Pearl: Get your luck, boy.

Shadow: I kinda like you, Pearl. (Pearl's face flushes as she gasps.)

SpongeBob: There, that's better!

Pearl: Yeah!

(episode ends as SpongeBob, Pearl, and Shadow dance)

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