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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
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Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?<br> | Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: It's | + | Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.<br> |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing, | |
this is a poster, no-parking zone.<br> | this is a poster, no-parking zone.<br> | ||
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comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)<br> | comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man | |
| − | and | + | and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)<br> |
| − | Club Leader: | + | Club Leader: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite!<br> |
All: Unite!<br> | All: Unite!<br> | ||
| − | Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the | + | Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy movie!<br> | |
All: Ooh!<br> | All: Ooh!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)<br> | |
Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here | Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here | ||
| − | tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake | + | tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are |
there)<br> | there)<br> | ||
| − | Fake | + | Fake Mermaid Man: Hello, little heroes.<br> |
Patrick: Huh?<br> | Patrick: Huh?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.<br> | |
| − | Fake | + | Fake Mermaid Man: Well, of course, we are--we're actors.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Actors? How can make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?<br> | |
| − | Fake | + | Fake Mermaid Man: Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too [i]old[/i] for action.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mermaid Man is timeless!<br> | |
Patrick: Yeah!<br> | Patrick: Yeah!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phoney-baloneys ruining the good name | |
| − | of our heroes. No right-minded | + | of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. |
| − | I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? ( | + | I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we |
| − | tell | + | tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)<br> |
Announcer: B-47.<br> | Announcer: B-47.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Marco.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo".<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Get your hands off me, woman!<br> | |
Announcer: A-29.<br> | Announcer: A-29.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (walks in) Too old for an action movie...huh.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: What is this time, kid?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: They can't be making a movie about us!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)<br> | |
Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.<br> | Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Well, that makes it even worse.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: You bet it does, kid.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.<br> | |
Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?<br> | Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right | |
here at Shady Shoals.<br> | here at Shady Shoals.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: You will?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their | |
actors.<br> | actors.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie? | |
Patrick: Popcorn?<br> | Patrick: Popcorn?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, to start making a movie.<br> | |
Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...<br> | Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Let's start with...the title.<br> | |
Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".<br> | Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Great, Pat, what happens?<br> | |
Patrick: Well, there's a city...<br> | Patrick: Well, there's a city...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: City...<br> | |
Patrick: And it's underground...<br> | Patrick: And it's underground...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Underground...<br> | |
Patrick: And they have an adventure...<br> | Patrick: And they have an adventure...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob:Adventure...<br> | |
Patrick: The end.<br> | Patrick: The end.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.<br> | |
Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!<br> | Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.<br> | |
Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.<br> | Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)<br> | |
| − | Mr Krabs: What are ye lads doing?<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: What are ye lads doing?<br> |
| − | + | SpongeMob: We're making a movie.<br> | |
| − | Mr Krabs: Great! I got cimena's newest star, right here. ( | + | Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cimena's newest star, right here. (SpongeBob looks through his fingers which make a square shape |
staring at Pearl. She giggles) So, what do ye say, lad?<br> | staring at Pearl. She giggles) So, what do ye say, lad?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.<br> | |
| − | Mr Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the krabby patty. (Pearl cries)<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the krabby patty. (Pearl cries)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You can be in it, too, Pearl.<br> | |
Pearl: I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)<br> | Pearl: I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)<br> | |
Sandy: Howdy.<br> | Sandy: Howdy.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair. Patrick will run the camera.<br> | |
Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera)<br> | Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.<br> | |
Squidward: Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?<br> | Squidward: Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Not makeup [u]department[/i], you're the makeup [i]artist[/i].<br> | |
Squidward: Artist?<br> | Squidward: Artist?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Makeup [i]artist[/i].<br> | |
| − | work on the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of | + | work on the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to |
work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces | work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces | ||
together) Voila!<br> | together) Voila!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?<br> | |
Squidward: As they'll ever be.<br> | Squidward: As they'll ever be.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (gasps) They're beautfiul. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are tied up and look like sausage links) They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurrping) Ok...action. (explosion) | |
| − | like they did 30 years ago. ( | + | |
Sandy: I love my new job.<br> | Sandy: I love my new job.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy.<br> | |
Plankton: (has a mini ManRay head on) Psst...I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish | Plankton: (has a mini ManRay head on) Psst...I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish | ||
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| − | + | SpongeBob: What are you doing?<br> | |
| − | Plankton: | + | Plankton: SpongeBob, this role was made for me.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh, | |
here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.<br> | here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.<br> | ||
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Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents. | Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, start the movie!<br> | |
Assistant: Take 1.<br> | Assistant: Take 1.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those swollen Krabby patties.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "[i]stolen[/i] Krabby patties."<br> | |
Assistant: Take 2.<br> | Assistant: Take 2.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen maggie daddies.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "[i]stolen[/i] Krabby patties."<br> | |
| − | Assistant: Take | + | Assistant: Take 5,003.<br> |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen Krabby patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel... (mumbles | |
due to microphone in his mouth)<br> | due to microphone in his mouth)<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Give it back! ( | + | Plankton: Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)<br> |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: I knew this was a bad idea.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.<br> | |
Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing. | Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing. | ||
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Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star.<br> | Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: You are, Pearl. | + | Mr. Krabs: You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.<br> |
Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)<br> | Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ok, action.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, who is really Pearl on her back with wheels)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the | |
| − | air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of | + | air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)<br> |
Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.<br> | Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.<br> | |
Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.<br> | Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, what is that?<br> | |
Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.<br> | Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, this. (lens cap in hand)<br> | |
Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.<br> | Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Did you just put that on?!<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming. ( | + | Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming. (SpongeBob goes crazy)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and | |
there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.<br> | there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Loo, my | |
darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night)<br> | darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?<br> | |
| − | Mr Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and BarnacleBoy Fan | |
| − | Club. I knew you'd come to see the real | + | Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.<br> |
| − | Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr Krabs stack of money)<br> | + | Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)<br> |
| − | Mr Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.<br> |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over 5-billion krabby patties. What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this | |
fortified fort and make off with its trasure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!<br> | fortified fort and make off with its trasure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!<br> | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that. Forbidden.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double. Then Mermaid Man shows | |
up on screen again) You may have won the krabby patties, but the battle rages on. (real krabs are fighting) | up on screen again) You may have won the krabby patties, but the battle rages on. (real krabs are fighting) | ||
| − | + | Mermaid Man...nacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)<br> | |
| − | + | Sponge Bob & Patrick: (cheering) Yay!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action | |
left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)<br> | left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)<br> | ||
| − | + | Barnacle Moy: Well, at least some of them. (all laugh) | |
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Episode Article: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
Characters
(green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)
Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?
Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.
Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing,
this is a poster, no-parking zone.
Kelp-Thing: But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (The word "TOWED"
comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)
Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)
Club Leader: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite!
All: Unite!
Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and
Barnacle Boy movie!
All: Ooh!
SpongeBob: Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)
Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here
tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are
there)
Fake Mermaid Man: Hello, little heroes.
Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob: You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.
Fake Mermaid Man: Well, of course, we are--we're actors.
SpongeBob: Actors? How can make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
Fake Mermaid Man: Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too [i]old[/i] for action.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man is timeless!
Patrick: Yeah!
SpongeBob: I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phoney-baloneys ruining the good name
of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax.
I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we
tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)
Announcer: B-47.
Mermaid Man: Marco.
Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo".
Mermaid Man: Get your hands off me, woman!
Announcer: A-29.
SpongeBob: (walks in) Too old for an action movie...huh.
Barnacle Boy: What is this time, kid?
SpongeBob: Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?
Barnacle Boy: They can't be making a movie about us!
SpongeBob: But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)
Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.
Mermaid Man: (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.
SpongeBob: Well, that makes it even worse.
Barnacle Boy: You bet it does, kid.
Mermaid Man: And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.
Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?
SpongeBob: Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right
here at Shady Shoals.
Mermaid Man: You will?
SpongeBob: Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their
actors.
Mermaid Man: (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie?
Patrick: Popcorn?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, to start making a movie.
Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...
SpongeBob: Let's start with...the title.
Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".
SpongeBob: Great, Pat, what happens?
Patrick: Well, there's a city...
SpongeBob: City...
Patrick: And it's underground...
SpongeBob: Underground...
Patrick: And they have an adventure...
SpongeBob:Adventure...
Patrick: The end.
SpongeBob: End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.
Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!
SpongeBob: Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.
Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)
Mr. Krabs: What are ye lads doing?
SpongeMob: We're making a movie.
Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cimena's newest star, right here. (SpongeBob looks through his fingers which make a square shape
staring at Pearl. She giggles) So, what do ye say, lad?
SpongeBob: Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.
Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the krabby patty. (Pearl cries)
SpongeBob: You can be in it, too, Pearl.
Pearl: I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)
SpongeBob: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)
Sandy: Howdy.
SpongeBob: Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair. Patrick will run the camera.
Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera)
SpongeBob: This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.
Squidward: Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?
SpongeBob: Not makeup [u]department[/i], you're the makeup [i]artist[/i].
Squidward: Artist?
SpongeBob: Makeup [i]artist[/i].
work on the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to
work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces
together) Voila!
SpongeBob: Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?
Squidward: As they'll ever be.
SpongeBob: (gasps) They're beautfiul. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are tied up and look like sausage links) They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurrping) Ok...action. (explosion)
Sandy: I love my new job.
SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy.
Plankton: (has a mini ManRay head on) Psst...I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish
your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight
and turns it on)
SpongeBob: What are you doing?
Plankton: SpongeBob, this role was made for me.
SpongeBob: That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh,
here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.
Plankton: I thought Sandy was the boom operator.
Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)
Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents.
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, start the movie!
Assistant: Take 1.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those swollen Krabby patties.
SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "[i]stolen[/i] Krabby patties."
Assistant: Take 2.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen maggie daddies.
SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "[i]stolen[/i] Krabby patties."
Assistant: Take 5,003.
Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen Krabby patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel... (mumbles
due to microphone in his mouth)
Plankton: Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)
Barnacle Boy: I knew this was a bad idea.
SpongeBob: Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.
Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing.
Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)
Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star.
Mr. Krabs: You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.
Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)
SpongeBob: Ok, action.
Mermaid Man: To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, who is really Pearl on her back with wheels)
SpongeBob: Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)
Mermaid Man: Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)
SpongeBob: Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the
air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)
Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.
SpongeBob: Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.
Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what is that?
Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, this. (lens cap in hand)
Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.
SpongeBob: Did you just put that on?!
Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming. (SpongeBob goes crazy)
SpongeBob: (cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.
Mermaid Man: Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and
there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.
Mermaid Man: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Loo, my
darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night)
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?
Mr. Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.
SpongeBob: And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and BarnacleBoy Fan
Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.
Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)
Mr. Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.
Barnacle Boy: (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)
SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over 5-billion krabby patties. What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this
fortified fort and make off with its trasure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!
Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that. Forbidden.
SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!
Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double. Then Mermaid Man shows
up on screen again) You may have won the krabby patties, but the battle rages on. (real krabs are fighting)
Mermaid Man...nacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)
Sponge Bob & Patrick: (cheering) Yay!
Mermaid Man: Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action
left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)
Barnacle Moy: Well, at least some of them. (all laugh)Template:Slogan
