Chocolate With Nuts (Episode)

"Chocolate With Nuts" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season three. It premiered on June 1, 2002. Template:Spoiler

Info

Time/Date

• 12:15 PM: The mail arrives at SpongeBob's house.
• 12:30 PM: Lady looks at her watch.
• December 2002

Characters Present

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Patrick Star
• Squidward Tentacles
• Mailman
• Tom
• Mary
• Mary's Mother
• Guy in Fancy Living Digest
• Salesman
• Other Customers

Songs:

• Fancy Livin'

Fancy livin'

Here we come

La la la la la la!

Storyline

The Episode starts with Spongebob Squarepants retrieving the mail. This follows byPatrick greeting Spongebob and they look at the mail. At the end they see a magazing called Fancy Living Digest. Spongebob says Woah that guys got a swimming pool inside a swimming pool". That piece of mail was actually Squidwards and he takes it of of the two men. Spongebob and Patrick think that they could become entrapenors to become rich... So they sell chocolate bars. Patrick gets a wheelbarrow and puts all the chocolate bars in the barrow. When going up to peoples houses, including an old lady by the name of mary, and her mother. it is all unsuccessful. Across the journey they meet a guy whose name we dont know but call Con Man. He sells Spongeboob Candy Bag Cariers and Candy Bag, Candy Bag holders. One guy they bump into, Tom chases after them after Spongebob said" Hello Sir Would You Like To Buy Some Chocolate? He ends up chasing them to a different house. So they go to an icecream place and think of a new plan of approach. while thinking, Spongebob and Patrick see a sign that said something about the brand of chips and Spongebob tells Patrick that they dont taste good, so they come up with the idea of Stretching The Truth. This is successfull and they sell chocolate to everyone except for Tom. Tom is still chasing Spongebob and Patrick and he gets them and buys all of the chocolate. Spongebob and Patrick are rich and they go to a rrestaurant called: Fancy!. At the resaturant, Squidward attemps to go to the resaturant but the waiter says "Sorry sir but the entire restaurant has been booked out by two snazzy entraupineers and their dates. Spongebob, Patrick, Mary and her Mum.

Trivia

• Lies SpongeBob and Patrick told about their chocolate bars:
  • Makes you live forever
  • Makes your hair grow (Fred says "Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!")
  • Makes you sound smart (Hillbilly Fish says "I'll take twenty!")
  • Keeps your face from getting any uglier (Some guy who looks like Patrick says "Just in time!")
  • Makes you fly
  • You'll fall in love
  • Brings world peace
  • The ability to walk through walls
  • You'll rule the world
  • SpongeBob and Patrick pretending they are injured.
• The chocolate bar on the title card reads Net Wt. 1.75 oz. (67 g) in small print.
• Running Gags: Tom showing up out of nowhere yelling "CHOCOLATE!!!", SpongeBob and Patrick getting scammed by the same guy.
• The top of the cover of Fancy Living Digest reads "December 02".
• Tom yelling "CHOCOLATE" has become a fad on humor site YTMND
• When Patrick says "You'll fall in love!", the title screen for Bubblestand is in the background.

Quotes

• (Outside Tom's house)

SpongeBob: Good Afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate?

Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?

Patrick: Yes Sir, with or without nuts!

Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!!! (screaming) CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! (Terrified, SpongeBob and Patrick make a run for it.)

• (Outside)

SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer, make him feel good!</br>

Customer: Hello?</br>

Patrick: I love you. (Customer slams the door in disgust)</br>

• (Diner)

SpongeBob: We need a new approach.</br>

Patrick: Hmm...Yeah...I've got it! Let's get naked!!</br>

SpongeBob: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.</br>

• Tom: CHOCOLATE!!! [SpongeBob and Patrick are terrified, begging Tom not to hurt them.] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... [Holds up a huge wad of cash] I'd like to buy all your chocolate. [Chocolate bars and a Hershey's Kiss fall out of Patrick's pants. Then, SpongeBob and Patrick melt into a puddle.]

SpongeBob: (Monotone voice) Thank you for your patronage.

• Patrick: (Patrick's eyes just got slammed into a customer's door.) Nice place you got here.

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