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Episode Transcript: Ditchin'
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Dialogue
Dale's Arrest
POLICEFISH. You've been playing with a convicted felon, and we know he's violated his parole somehow. You might as well confess, Dale.
[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]
DALE. Hey, man! I haven't done nothing!
POLICEFISH. [doubtful] Oh, yeah? What have you got in there?
[reaches inside DALE's shirt; pulls out a bag of candy]
[reading label] Quasi Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind?
[DALE begins quaking nervously.]
Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him.
[Another POLICEFISH approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around DALE's wrists, which are now behind his back. DALE is escorted away from the scene handcuffed.
SMALL GRAY FISH. That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started ditching class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.
