Episode Transcript: Gone

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Characters

• SpongeBob
• Boaty
• Mr. Krabs
• Patrick
• Squidward (cameo)
• Sandy (cameo)
• Gary (mentioned)
• Mrs. Puff (mentioned)
• Other Bikini Bottomites

Dialogue

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SpongeBob: (the sun is setting. SpongeBob looks at his watch) Slow day.

Krabby Patty Patrick: You're awfully chummy for some guy who's having it out for you.

SpongeBob: Who, Boaty?

Krabby Patty Patrick: I can't talk now. He's watching us.

SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick! Don't go!

Narrator: Three days later.

SpongeBob: (Bursts through the wall of his house) AHHHH! (Runs into a boat rental) AHHHHH! (Runs inside The Reef theater. Cut to inside one of the theater rooms. SpongeBob looks around to make sure there is no Boaty. He pulls up some popcorn and a drink and turns to the screen. A movie about vehicles is being shown) AHHHHHH! (SpongeBob runs out of the theater. He grabs an axe and looks for Boaty. He sees a bus coming toward him. SpongeBob strikes at it with his axe. The bus stops, and Mr. Krabs and everyone in Bikini Bottom comes out)

Mr. Krabs: Sheesh. Calm down, boy.

SpongeBob: You're all still alive?

Mr. Krabs: It's National No SpongeBob Day.

SpongeBob: National No SpongeBob Day?

Mr. Krabs: Yes. It's a whole day dedicated to getting away from you.

SpongeBob: A day? But you guys have been gone for weeks.

Mr. Krabs: Well...we kinda

SpongeBob: (Patrick comes out of the bus. He has a t-shirt with SpongeBob crossed out on it. SpongeBob sees this) You too, Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah. Everyone needs at least one day away from...(imitates SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: (sadly) I'm...glad you had fun.

Mr. Krabs: Aww, cheer up, boy. It's a whole day inspired by you.

SpongeBob: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Of course. (Cut to a scene of everyone in Bikini Bottom except SpongeBob around a SpongeBob made of wood) First we build a giant wooden efigee of you, then we burn it to the ground. (The citizens burn it) Whoo-hoo!! Burn, baby! (Cut to everyone dancing on the ashes of the efigee) Then we dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow.

(Cut back to the present time)

SpongeBob: Wow. A whole day dedicated to me. (Blushes)

Patrick: Big deal. What do you say about "No Patrick Day"? Come on, everyone. Let's go!(Everyone gets on the bus. SpongeBob knocks Patrick off when he tries to get on. Patrick immediately forgets what happened) Where'd everybody go? Hello? Hello? (Looks around)
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