Short Songs and Chants

I Wrote This

I Wrote This was a song by Pearl Krabs. This song was sung because Pearl wanted to become famous, so she payed a hundred dollars for a band to play her song and see if it would be on the radio.

Chourus: Pearl Krabs, that teenage whale, her friends are talkitive, she turns bright pale. (Verse 1) Pearl. She's a 16 whale, she has a father, she crab

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4-Ply

4-Ply was a song by the popular band, Boys Who Cry. This version was sung by Squidward in the episode: Whale of a Birthday. It was directed to Pearl and her friends. It is unknown if the song was longer since everyone made Squidward stop.

When my tear ducts give issue,
I can't use just any tissue,
I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply,
When I cry! 
Huh!

It's all About You

This song is from the episode: Whale of a Birthday and it was sung by Boys Who Cry. It was directed to Pearl.

 It's all about you, girl,
 On the sixteenth birthday.

 Pay attention to you, girl,
 Everyone has to do just what you say.

 You get your very own spotlight tonight,
 'Cause it's all about you.
 Yeah it's all about Pearl
 And you're the birthday girl.

Pearl's My Daughter

Pearl's My Daughter is a song that was sung in the episode: Squeaky Boots. It was sung by Mr. Krabs directed to Pearl Krabs.

Yar har, Pearl’s my daughter,
And I’ll spit in your eye! Yo ho,
Pearl’s a whale and it’s her birthday,
yar tar Ta - Da! 

(Spoken): Pearl: Thanks for the show, Dad. (Sung): Mr. Krabs: Yar, har, and tar, Pearl's my Daughter!! Pearl's my Daughter!! Yar, har, tar, and dar, Pearl's my daughter.

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