Dead Eye

Dead Eye is a song that describes the evil villain: Dead Eye Plankton, and was sung by Pecos Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Mrs.Puff, and other Bikini Bottomites' ancestors in Pest of the West.

OOOOhhhh, Bikini Gulch, 
Was a purdy place, 
With sweet waters and blue skys...
'Till one day a beast, 
Came a-riding from the east, 
By the name of old dead eye.
(That dirty no-good dead eye.)

He robbed this town, 
He pulled my pants down,
He made all the pretty girls cry 
(Mrs. Puff cries)
That no good goon, 
Wants my saloon and the I.O.U.'s due tomorrow noon, 
If we don't get some help here real sooooooooon... 
We'll lose everything we own to dead eye.
We'd stop him if we weren't so scared to try.

And if you think that's funny,
Let me tell you sonny,
You won't be laughing when you see...his...big...red...dead eye
dead eye!