Episode Transcript: The Secret Box

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Episode Article: The Secret Box

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Patrick Star
• Gary
• Squidward's house

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick, Oh Patrick!

SpongeBob: Are you ready to go jellyfishing?

Patrick: Oh, boy am I!

SpongeBob: Here's your net. Well come on, Patrick! The jellyfish don't catch themselves.

Patrick: First I have to put away my secret box.

SpongeBob: Secret box? You never told me about secret box!

Patrick: Hey, hands off, PeepingBob! This my secret box! Besides, if I'd show you what's inside that won't be a secret anymore. Duh!

Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob... If only you could see what's inside my secret box, it would change your life!

SpongeBob: It's okay Patrick, I know all about secrets.

Patrick: You do? SpongeBob: I've got bzillion secrets!

Patrick: Like what?

SpongeBob: Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret. It's like secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly...

SpongeBob: You wanna hear some of my secrets?

Patrick: Oh, do I!

SpongeBob: Um... Let's see now... Did you know that... You're my best friend?

Patrick: No. Way. Oh, let's hear another one!

SpongeBob: Okay. um.. secretly I'm a little bit naive.

Patrick: WOW! I'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob. Gosh. Tell me some more secrets!

SpongeBob: Hmm...okay. I love my job at the Krusty Krab, I sleep with my shoes on, I like Jelly on both sides of my toast, I have an overdue library book, I think jellyfishing and bubble-blowing are...

SpongeBob: ...I have a deep overbite, I've never been late for work, I like dancing on parking zone announcements, I still don't have my driving license and I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.

Patrick: Gosh. I would never have guessed.

SpongeBob: Now will you show me what's inside your secret box?

Patrick: No way, SpongeBob! It's for me to know and for you to never find out. You may be an open book SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner macanations of my mind are an enigma.

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!?! Well, I have some secrets too. Erm… I've got my secret socks on, and my secret Gary's bowl!

SpongeBob: My secret TV! And my secret TV channel.

SpongeBob: What do you say now, Patrick?

Patrick: Maybe if you saw what's inside you'd know why it has to be secret. Inside this box is the most secretly secret of all of secretdom and I am its sole witness! It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob, but nobody must know the secret of my box. Nobody! Not even... Squidward's house.

Patrick: It's a full-time job. I'm constantly on the alert. You'll never know when someone's gonna ... Huh!?!

Patrick: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing!?! That's my secret box! Now, hand it over!

SpongeBob: But, Patrick, I must know the secret!

Patrick: For the last time, SpongeBob, no!

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, just a peep?

Patrick: Never!

Patrick: So, it's come to this. And to think that we joined the Best Friends Forever Club!

Patrick: Listen up, SpongeBob SecretStealerPants! If you ever come close to my secret box again, we won't be friends anymore!

SpongeBob: But we're suppose to be friends forever.

SpongeBob: I feel so filthy! I've soiled our friendship garden. I just couldn't help myself! I know that it's your secret and I respect that! Please forgive me, Patrick, please.