Talk:SpongeBob LongPants (Episode)

{{Transcript-cleanup}} {{EpisodeTr/195a}} {{L|''[pans out from Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy "The Dark Tide Rises" poster]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! Another Mermaid Man reboot. It’s how I always re-imagined the reboot would be remade,}} {{L|''[wind blows]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|''[shivers]'' Oh, cold knees!}} {{L|''[Salesfish drives by, then parks his boat and jumps out with a suitcase]''}} {{L|Salesfish|Well you see you got cold knees, icy joints like [vivian?] patellas? What you need is a pair of longpants!}} {{L|SpongeBob|Longpants? ''[twists around looking at the pants spin around him]'' Well, I don't think I’m ready for looong pants.}} {{L|Salesfish|Nonsense, no fellers you walk around with shiver shins! ''[shows SpongeBob’s knees with icicles popping out]'' Give yourself something to leg up ''[pulls SpongeBob’s legs]'' Join the trouser troupe! ''[three businessmen marching and hutting]'' Don't be a slacker, wear slacks!}} {{L|SpongeBob|Uh..well..I don't...uhhh...Okay! ''[peels off his old pants and jumps into the longpants]'' How do I look?}} {{L|Salesfish|''[takes hat off]'' Excuse me sir, I was just talking to a little baby schoolboy a second ago, about yay high and...''[puts hat on and jumps up]'' ''[stutters]'' It’s you! I didn't recognize you with your mature, grownup longpants!}} {{L|SpongeBob|You’repulling my leg, sir, I don't look like a man! Do I?}} {{L|Patrick|Hey man!}} {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps]'' He called me a man! And my knees are a perfect 72 degrees! ''[pulls out wallet and hands salesfish money]''}} {{L|Salesfish|''[walks away with money, bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}} {{L|Krustomers|''[gasp, talking about SpongeBob’s pants while SpongeBob is walking to his workstation]''}} {{L|Customer’s son:|Is that my daddy?}} {{L|Customer’s mother|I wish! ''[gawking at SpongeBob]''}} {{L|Mr. Krabs