Editing Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick

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Episode Article: [[Sing a Song of Patrick]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Coach
*Angry Mob

==Dialogue==

(The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus.)
Patrick: Ah!!! No!!! No!!!
(He stops crying and starts cheering loudly.)<br>
Patrick: Yay!!! Ha Ha!!! Ha Ha!!!<br>
Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now.<br>
Patrick: Oh.<br>
(He gobbles down the comic book.)<br>
Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story.<br>
(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of 20-40 comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.)<br>
SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick?<br>
Patrick: Ahh! Get back! I wasn't gonna eat all of you!<br>
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me!<br>
Patrick: Sponge-!!!<br>
(He is cut off by a loud belch. An advertisement from the comic book blows onto SpongeBob's face.)<br>
SpongeBob: What's this?<br>
Patrick: Whatever it is, it's mine! Unless I don't want it.
(He looks it over.)<br>
Patrick: Hmm... SpongeBob!!! What do all these words say?<br>
SpongeBob: It's an ad! (Reading) "Dear comic book reader..."<br>
Patrick: That's me!!!<br>
SpongeBob: ..."Have you ever thought about turning one of your poems into a hit song on the radio?"...<br>
Patrick: I've never thought about anything!<br>
SpongeBob: ..."Send in your poem and $100 and we'll make it a hit!" Can we go, now? My arms are getting tired.<br>
Patrick: I wanna send in my poem and everyone would love it, and I would be a star!<br>
SpongeBob: You can't always trust ads in comic books. Those X-Ray specs I ordered couldn't see through people's skin at all. Only their clothes. Plus, you don't have $100.<br>
(His wallet falls out of his back pants pocket, and he struggles to reach for it with his legs.)<br>
SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet?<br>
(Patrick picks it up.)<br>
Patrick: Hey, look, I just found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record!<br>
SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money!<br>
Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that.<br>
SpongeBob: (As Patrick walks away) Patrick!<br>
Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics?<br>
(SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.)<br>
SpongeBob: No. 
(Cut outside where we see SpongeBob being kicked out of the "Near Mint Comic Books" store.) Can I have my arms back?<br>
(Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.)<br>
Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece!<br>
SpongeBob: Good luck!<br>
(Patrick leaves and SpongeBob shuts the door. Then, the doorbell rings.)<br>
SpongeBob: Coming!<br>
(Patrick opens the door, crushing SpongeBob behind it.)<br>
Patrick: SpongeBob! Can I borrow a pencil and a piece of paper and a place to work?(cut to other room) SpongeBob this pencil won't make words!

SpongeBob: You have to think of the words yourself.

Patrick:I think I wrote a poem once... (cut to flashback)A poem by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom (swallows paper)

Gym teacher: How many times do I have to tell you, this is gym class.(blows whistle)dodge balls.(Patrick gets pelted with Dodge balls)

Patrick: Dodge balls.(SpongeBob walks in with what looks like a dodge ball)

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick!

Patrick: (screams)Don't hit me with that dodge ball!(light turns on, pan over to see SpongeBob holding Gary)

SpongeBob: Why would I hit you with a Dodge ball?

Patrick: I've never told anyone this, I wrote a poem once

SpongeBob: No

Patrick: It gets worse, When I read it to the class, the pelted me with dodge Balls, just because we were playing dodge ball!(cries, sad music plays, SpongeBob takes needle off record)

SpongeBob: You can play your records later, Gary. Is that why you've been having trouble writing

Patrick: I'm afraid you wont like it and you'll pelt me with dodge balls.

SpongeBob: Oh, I don't even own a dodge ball, do you, Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: I'm going to write this poem, I'm even gonna use my brain!

SpongeBob: Good thinking, Pat, I'll open a window.

Patrick: Come on, work you stupid brain! Work! Work! (grunting, gears start turning inside his head)It's working(starts writing, smoke comes out of the window)

Squidward: Huh?(face shrivels up)What is that horrible smell?(SpongeBob walks outside)Is Patrick thinking again?(Patrick sticks head out window)

Patrick: I'm making art!!!

Squidward: Patrick, it smells like something crawled in your brain and died.

Patrick: Ready to go to the post office?(shows envelope full of something)I want to mail in my masterpiece.(cut to Bigshot records)

Singer #1: this way i know we did to me!, thats why i know we did it together, and then i did my phaze that's when everything goes wrong! and that's why your my gooky wooky teddy bear.(music stops)

Singer #2: That's it , I hate my life.

Singer #3: I hate your life, too dude.

Manager: People stop now , we've got 17 more songs to finish this hour! The next one is "I wrote this" by Patrick Star(vomits a little, band member takes paper)

Singer #4: This one's really bad, it made my eyeballs throw up!

Singer #1: Oh yeah?(eyeballs implode)

Manager: I don't care how awful his song is; we spent his hundred bucks already!!!

Singer #1: C'mon guys, we're gonna do this if it kills us. And a one, and a two, and a...(cut to bands funeral)

Fish #1: They wanted you to have this.(hands Patrick his song)

Patrick: My song!! Whoo!(cut to SpongeBob's house)Now you promise not to hit me with a dodge ball?

SpongeBob: I see no dodge balls here, just an artist and his work.

Patrick: And me! Now get comfortable(SpongeBob sits down, Patrick pushes in giant amplifier)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick

Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you ready to rock?!? Whoo!(sits down next to SpongeBob, pushes button on remote, loud music starts)

SpongeBob: Its really loud!!!

Patrick: You want it louder? Okay!!

==Song:I Wrote This ==

 Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
 I made myself a sandwich

 My mommy named it "Fred"
 It tastes like beans and bacon
 And smells like it's been dead

 Writing stuff is hard,
 so I use a pointy pencil

 pointy, pointy, pointy,
 pointy, pointy, point.
 phew, what's that horrible smell(drum solo!)

 I have a head, it ends in a point.
 pointy, pointy, pointy,
 pointy, pointy, point.

 This song is over,
 except for this line
 You win this round, Broccoli

(house melts, amplifier falls on SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: So how was it, did you like it, or did you really like it?

SpongeBob: oh, well Patrick, they're is no easy way to say this..... THAT WAS THE GREATEST SONG I EVER HEARD!

Patrick: You really mean it?

SpongeBob: Yeah, we gotta get that on the radio!(Patrick pulls SpongeBob's arm off) Darn, I just got that arm back. (cut to radio station)

Patrick: Man, I can't Wait to see the look on their face when they hear this!!(someone screams, SpongeBob and Patrick thrown out)

SpongeBob: Did you see the look on his face?

Patrick: Yeah. Did you see his ears?

SpongeBob: I didn't know they could turn inside-out like that. Now how are we gonna get your record on the radio?

Patrick: What record?

To Be Continued 

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