Yellow Pavement (Episode)

Yellow Pavement
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Episode No.:	283b
Season:	13
Airdate:	March 17, 2023
Previous Episode:	Ma and Pa's Big Hurrah
Next Episode:	The Flower Plot
Characters	Voice actors
SpongeBob SquarePants	Tom Kenny
Mrs. Puff	Mary Jo Catlett
Squidward Tentacles	Rodger Bumpass

Yellow Pavement is a season 13 episode.

Info

Characters

Plot

Mrs. Puff comes out of her boating school and shows a video called Safety at Sea: An Educational Driving Film.

Lesson #1: 5 Things Before Driving

The video begins with the following dialogue: "Mr. Good Driver always does 5 things before he starts his boat. He makes sure his tires are pumped, his propellers are oiled, makes sure his horn is functioning, practices his signals and fastens his seat belt. And then there's a bad driver like what I like to refer to as a SpongeBob." When SpongeBob (the "Bad Driver") tries doing it, he does it incorrectly and ends up seriously injuring Squidward ("Mr. Good Driver").

Lesson #2: Entering Traffic

Squidward looks both ways until the traffic is clear but the second he pulls out SpongeBob crashes into him, worsening the injuries Squidward already sustained.

Lesson #3: Spotting Pedestrians

First, Squidward swerves around a old lady, then a baby. Then Squidward lifts the middle of the boat so a fruit vendor goes over him. Squidward runs off two boards and a truck as a ramp to go over two workers carrying a glass pane. Then SpongeBob starts bouncing on a pogo stick in front of Squidward, who tries to avoid running into him. Unable to do so, he swerves out of control, heading straight toward the same old lady; right when Squidward is about to crash into her, she reveals her muscles and pushes Squidward out of the way, injuring him once again. Due to a missing reel, lessons 4 to 28 are skipped.

Lesson #29: Navigation

Squidward first runs over some speed bumps. He sees some children crossing the road, but they are so slow he goes around them. Overwhelmed by directions, Squidward looks at a road map while driving right as Mrs. Puff begins to explain how reading a road map can help with navigation. An embarrassed Squidward quickly puts the map away, while "driving is only something a SpongeBob would do" and Squidward sees SpongeBob reading a road map and driving the wrong way, skidding against Squidward's boat and sending him out of control. Squidward's boat goes off an unfinished bridge and explodes. Due to another missing reel, lessons 30 to 52 are skipped.

Lesson #53: Proper Passenger Etiquette

An even more injured Squidward is driving with SpongeBob as his passenger. SpongeBob jumps in front of him blocking the road from view and tells Squidward that he is going to get his boating license. squidward pushes spongebob away and when Mrs.Puff says don't be a backseat driver spongebob says I can drive from the backseat grabs hold of squidwards brace and acts like its a steering wheel it makes him go out of control but doesn't crash then spongebob turns the air conditioning way to cold so that its snowing then so hot that fire came out then spongebob set the car in reverse and almost crashes into those very slow children then squidward locks spongebob in the glove compartment Lesson #54 road rage:Patrick passes Squidward, making him angry and leading him to speed up.then Mrs.puff said remember RAGE relax and go elsewhere spongebob says I know this one said spongebob and he saidtake a deep breath in and a deep breath out and squidward turns less red the he pours a cup of kelp tea in the side of squidwards mouth then he said lets rake some sand and when they were raking sand squidward was totally relaxed until he realized that he wasn't moving at all everyone was really mad at him he tried to go but his boat was so damaged it broke so then the driver of the truck who was a giant came out picked squidward up but just as that was happening the projector broke and sponge bob said he will finish it bye making pictures of them on popsicle sticks and the moment you've all been waiting for spongebobs boating license spongebob brought peace to the world with his good driving and there was a picture of squidward and Mrs.Puff kissing him that's when Mrs.Puff said enough!!!! and ripped it up and said class dismissed but kept spongebob and asked for his fake paper license when spongebob gave it to her she ripped it to shreds