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| − | ===Chapter 33:Alive===
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)
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| − | ===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===
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| − | '''Patrick:''' What's happening?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
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| − | SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "
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| − | '''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
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| − | ===Chapter 35:The S.S David===
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| − | '''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?
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| − | '''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?
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| − | '''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)
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| − | (The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
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| − | ===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===
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| − | (In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)
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| − | '''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
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| − | (Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.
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| − | ===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Asassin===
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| − | (Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!
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| − | '''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?
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| − | ===Chapter 38:Stalling===
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| − | (At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Yes.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Stalling?
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Stalling!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Stalling.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Stalling!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.
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| − | ===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===
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| − | (Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)
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| − | '''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)
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| − | '''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.
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| − | (SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.
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| − | '''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!
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| − | '''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)
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| − | '''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)
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| − | '''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.
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| − | '''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools!
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.
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| − | ===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
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| − | (Inside the Krusty Krab 2)
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| − | '''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)
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| − | '''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
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| − | ===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===
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| − | '''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.
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| − | '''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)
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| − | '''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?
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| − | '''Patrick:''' The control.
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| − | '''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.
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| − | '''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
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| − | ===Chapter 42:No!===
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| − | '''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
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| − | '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Yes!
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| − | '''Announcer:''' ...six, five...
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| − | '''Neptune:''' ....for you....
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| − | '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!
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| − | '''Announcer:''' ...three, two...
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| − | '''Neptune:''' ....to fry!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!
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| − | '''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)
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| − | '''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.
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| − | ===Chapter 43:Plankton cheats===
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!
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| − | '''Patrick:''' We made it!
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| − | '''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)
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| − | '''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)
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| − | ===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)
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| − | '''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)
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| − | '''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.
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| − | ===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
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| − | What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?
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| − | '''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
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| − | (Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
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| − | '''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...
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| − | '''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
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| − | You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
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| − | We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
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| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
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| − | Put your toys away,
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| − | Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
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| − | I say no way.
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| − | No way!
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| − | No, no freaking way!
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| − | I'm a kid, you say, when you say
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| − | I'm a kid I say,
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| − | "Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
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| − | Thank you very much!
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| − | So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
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| − | Go ahead and try.
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| − | The kid inside will set you free!
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| − | I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!
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| − | '''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)
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| − | '''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!
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| − | '''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Huh?
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| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!
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| − | '''Gary:''' Meow.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
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| − | Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)
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| − | '''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
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| − | '''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)
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| − | '''Krabs:''' What the...?
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| − | '''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
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Doalogue
Chapter 26:Now That We're Men
Mindy: Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)
SpongeBob: You can do that? How?
Mindy: With my mermaid magic.
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
Mindy: Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
SpongeBob: Are we men yet?
Mindy: Not yet. Spin around three times.
SpongeBob: (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)
Mindy: Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.
SpongeBob: I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
Patrick: So do you!
Mindy: So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah?
Mindy: I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, yeah!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, no!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!
Mindy: I never said that!
(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, buddy?
SpongeBob: Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
Patrick: Bec... well...
SpongeBob: (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.
Patrick: Are we dead?
SpongeBob No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?
Patrick: We are invincible!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, we can do anything. (An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them)
Now that we're men, we are invincible. (A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral)
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, (they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish) get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. (They walk out of the end of it's gut)
Now that we're men, (walking between sea urchins)
SpongeBob: We have facial hair.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men,
Patrick: (An urchin rips Patrick's shorts off) I change my underwear.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. (waking over volcanos switching on and off) We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day. (playing hopscotch over lava rocks) We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No! (They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder)
But take a look at what the mermaid did. (They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them) Ha! Ha! Ha! (They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)
SpongeBob: Yeah, go, Pat. (a green 3 eyed fish and a red squid appears. When SpongeBob and Patrick were slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3 eyed fish beckons an big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth)
Patrick: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, go SpongeBob. They both finish by touching the tip of their toes) Ah!
Monsters: Hooray!
Monsters: Now that they're men,
We can't bother them.
Now that they're men, they have become our friends.
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end.
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown.
They'll pass the test (they slap their bodies) and finish the quest. (and again)
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)
SpongeBob: "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)
Chapter 28:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman
Dennis: Finally. I got you right where I want you.
SpongeBob: Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob: You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis: You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)
SpongeBob: They were fake?
Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)
Patrick: Is he a mermaid?
Dennis: All right. Enough gab.
SpongeBob: What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
SpongeBob: Plankton?
Dennis: For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.
Patrick: Step on us?
Dennis: Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)
Dennis: uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)
Patrick: That's a big boot.
Dennis: Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)
Chapter 29:Cyclops encounter
Patrick: Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)
SpongeBob: Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.
in unison:Thank you, stranger.
(Spongebob looks up)
Spongebob: uhh... Stranger?
(Scuba diver looks at them)
Spongebob: It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!
Chapter 30:Spongebob and Patrick's Final Day
(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)
Patrick: Are we dead?
SpongeBob: I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?
(Patrick eats the pebbles)
Spongebob:I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?
Patrick: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)
SpongeBob: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)
Chapter 31:Help!
Sponge-bob Hey, there's some fish folk.
(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)
Sponge-Bob and Patrick: Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.
(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)
Sponge-Bob: Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.
Sponge-bob: What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)
Sponge-Bob: Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.
Patrick: You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)
SpongeBob: Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)
Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack
SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
Patrick: Tell me about it.
SpongeBob: This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
Patrick: (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?
SpongeBob: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Patrick: Don't mention it.
SpongeBob: Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
Patrick: You mean that we're attractive?
SpongeBob: No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
Patrick: No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."
SpongeBob: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)
Patrick and SpongeBob: Crown!
SpongeBob: Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)
SpongeBob: (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...
In unison: (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...
SpongeBob and Patrick: (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)
(Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audience )
Captain: That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)
Captain's Parrot: *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.
Captain: The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
(The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)
