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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)=== | ===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)=== | ||
| − | (the movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures | + | (the movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos. A sky fades in with seagulls flying across while the titles "Paramount Pictures Presents," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures" appear. Then a pirate on a look-out post is shown. He looks upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view of the telescope, with a pirate on a dinghy shown) |
'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it! | '''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it! | ||
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===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's Dream=== | ===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's Dream=== | ||
| − | '''French Narrator:''' (the film starts out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island) ''Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet.'' ( | + | '''French Narrator:''' (the film starts out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.) ''Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet.'' (The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom and stops in front of the Krusty Krab) ''Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...'' |
'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens) | '''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens) | ||
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'''French Narrator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?'' | '''French Narrator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?'' | ||
| − | (the camera zooms out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops. The screen then pans to the left to reveal a red crab | + | (the camera zooms out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops. The screen then pans to the left to reveal a red crab) |
'''Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs:''' Please settle down... (referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there! I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here! | '''Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs:''' Please settle down... (referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there! I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here! | ||
| − | '''Female Fish:''' (offscreen) Look, there he is! | + | '''Female Fish:''' (offscreen) Look, there he is! |
| − | (A black, boat-shaped limousine with orange flames drives up. A | + | (A black, boat-shaped limousine with orange flames drives up. A leg, which is wearing a black boot with an orange snake in the shape of an "S" on it, steps out of the limo when it is stopped. As the camera pans up, a yellow sponge climbs out of the limo. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble) |
'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Talk to me, Krabs. | '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Talk to me, Krabs. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty) Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. (puts a briefcase down on a table) Everything's gonna be just fine. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty) Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. (puts a briefcase down on a table) Everything's gonna be just fine. |
'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man... | '''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man... | ||
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'''Phil:''' (nervously) Phil. | '''Phil:''' (nervously) Phil. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (puts on gloves) You got a family, Phil? (Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (puts on gloves) You got a family, Phil? (Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. SpongeBob snaps) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family. |
'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. | '''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! (runs over to his calendar) Today! Sorry about this calendar. (tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for the Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. | '''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! (runs over to his calendar) Today! Sorry about this calendar. (tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for the Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. | ||
| − | '''Garold "Gary" Wilson | + | '''Garold "Gary" Wilson Junior the Snail:''' Meow. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Who's it gonna be, Gary? (chuckles to himself) Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (the camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits) | '''SpongeBob:''' Who's it gonna be, Gary? (chuckles to himself) Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (the camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob Employee of the Month Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants! | + | '''SpongeBob Employee of.the.Month Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (goes into a walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. the back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. Blushes and walks off-screen sideways. Brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (goes into a walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. the back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. Blushes and walks off-screen sideways. Brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. |
| − | '''Squidward J. Q Tentacles:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum... | + | (the camera is zooming in on a house, and the scene fades to an turquoise octopus taking a shower) |
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| + | '''Squidward J. Q. Tentacles:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum... | ||
'''Squidward and SpongeBob:''' (in unison) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d... | '''Squidward and SpongeBob:''' (in unison) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d... | ||
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'''Squidward:''' Huh? | '''Squidward:''' Huh? | ||
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum bum bum, Da da da... | |
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'''Squidward:''' (interrupts SpongeBob and covers himself) SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?! | '''Squidward:''' (interrupts SpongeBob and covers himself) SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. | '''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' | + | '''Squidward:''' Get out! (kicks SpongeBob out the window) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (a pink dimwitted sea star, comes out of his rock) |
| − | '''Patrick Star:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. (notices he doesn't have his trunks on) Oops. Hold on. ( | + | '''Patrick Star:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. (notices he doesn't have his trunks on) Oops. Hold on. (Rock closes, with Patrick with it. It opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts) Congratulations, buddy. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party 'til we're purple. | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party 'til we're purple. | ||
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===Chapter 4: Plankton Learns of Plan Z=== | ===Chapter 4: Plankton Learns of Plan Z=== | ||
| − | (bubble-wipe to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom | + | (bubble-wipe to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom news reporter is on television with his microphone) |
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live in front of the Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds) First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face) | '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live in front of the Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds) First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face) | ||
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'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? | '''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (everyone laughs. | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (everyone laughs. Mr. Krabs' rival, Plankton, is watching the entire scenario out a periscope-like window of the Chum Bucket) |
| − | ''' | + | ''' Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never ha one customer! (the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Groans and moans while sweating) |
| − | '''Karen | + | '''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. |
'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. | '''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds) | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds) | ||
| − | '''Mrs. | + | '''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Sandy:''' I paid 10! |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (applauding wildly) Yay! Yeah! Ow! Ow, ow! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Ow! (leans towards | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (applauding wildly) Yay! Yeah! Ow! Ow, ow! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Ow! (leans towards Squidwardn and shushes him) Shh! |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway, the new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway, the new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. | '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. | ||
| − | '''Pearl | + | '''Pearl:''' A goofball? |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no. | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no. | ||
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[[Category:Transcript]] | [[Category:Transcript]] | ||
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